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Dren
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I just can't figure out why someone worth millions of dollars can't be bothered to take a limo or have someone else drive her useless ass around when she is drinking.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Dren
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Because she'd miss this excellent opportunity for publicity.
In her demented little world, ANY publicity seems to be good publicity.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Did she at least take the opportunity to blame the Jews for invading Poland?
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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I would be shocked if she could even find Poland on a map. Or Europe, for that matter.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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She knows Pole Land, not Poland.
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I have never played WoW.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I'm pretty sure she could pick out Europe on a map, first try...if only by dumb luck - she wouldn't have many choices.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Of course she can pick out Europe. It's where she picks up all her boyfriends.
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Lantyssa
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I wonder who drives worse, a smashed Paris Hilton or the blind guy? Edit: Spelling is tough. |
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« Last Edit: September 07, 2006, 06:43:38 PM by Lantyssa »
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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Muse.
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We should challenge them to race each other or something. It'll be fun.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Telemediocrity
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Someone here in Japan asked me the other day what I thought of the Paris Hilton sex tape. I love how she's become one of our primary cultural exports to the world.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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We don't have many other options it seems.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Hey awesome, she's driving drunk. That'll definitely help her party image. Maybe next time she'll crash into an SUV and kill a 4-year-old, LOLPARTY!
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Roac
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Hey awesome, she's driving drunk. That'll definitely help her party image. Maybe next time she'll crash into an SUV and kill a 4-year-old, LOLPARTY!
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Lantyssa
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Can I hope for a tree instead? One with spikes and other sharp pointy instruments embedded into it?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Hey, what did trees do to deserve that? Lets hope she crashes into another pointless SUV driven by another pointless bimbette such as her pal Nicole.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Lantyssa
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The tree would likely survive without too much damage. If not we can give it a celebratory funeral pyre to thank it for its sacrifice. Maybe a nice BBQ if the wood is right. If it has any seeds or sapplings about its base we can sanctify and spread them about the country as beacons of justice and hope.
Your suggestion is nice. I doubt fortune will smile that widely upon us though.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Hey awesome, she's driving drunk. That'll definitely help her party image. Maybe next time she'll crash into an SUV and kill a 4-year-old, LOLPARTY!
That's hot. Only if filmed in nightvision green. |
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NowhereMan
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spread them about the country as beacons of justice and hope.
I read that as 'bacons of justice and hope' and I really, really liked the idea but questioned the practicality of turning trees into bacon. Then my brain unfucked itself but I guess you could still use the wood to cook some bacon. Hmm... bacon... |
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Riggswolfe
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spread them about the country as beacons of justice and hope.
I read that as 'bacons of justice and hope' and I really, really liked the idea but questioned the practicality of turning trees into bacon. Then my brain unfucked itself but I guess you could still use the wood to cook some bacon. Hmm... bacon... I like how your mind works. Both of you actually. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Arnold
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Hey awesome, she's driving drunk. That'll definitely help her party image. Maybe next time she'll crash into an SUV and kill a 4-year-old, LOLPARTY!
That's hot. Only if filmed in nightvision green. And talking on a cell phone! |
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