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on: July 28, 2006, 01:13:17 PM


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Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 01:27:19 PM

I have the "Summer Fun" plush Cthulhu:

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Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 01:33:57 PM

I've had this fella for a while:



He is seen here sitting on a tower of soda cans, holding in one claw a picture of a different tower of soda cans.  MADDENING!
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Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 02:24:09 PM

I've actually never been a big Cthulhu fan. This just reminds me that I've never even read the literature.

EDIT: Context.
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Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 02:31:03 PM

I've actually never been a big Cthulhu. Never even read the literature.

Still working on that post count, eh?
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Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 02:33:26 PM

I gave one to my 8 month old nephew for Xmas. His boorish parents didn't even know what it was! He dug it tho, since those tentacles are very gummable, individual, or by the mouthful.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 02:39:54 PM

Haha, I just remembered I gave one to my little cousin for her birthday.  She's past the chewing stage but not the stuffed animal stage.  Her parents didn't know what it was either.  In another ten years or so I'll give her a collection that has that story in it so as to bring it all together.
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Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 02:48:02 PM

It was fun watching the expression on my nephew's parents' face when I calmly explained to them that the stuffed toy I had obtained for the child is, in fact, a demi-god from the abyss who's sole purpose is the annihalation of sanity and the harbinger of the mankind's extinction. They then asked me if it was a fictional demi-god.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 02:51:35 PM

I hope you told them no.

(edit) And then handed them a Cthulhu Chick Tract.
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Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 07:11:23 PM

Some demigods are immortal.

Others seek immortality through merchandising.

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Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 10:28:05 PM

Like Gene Simmonds.


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Reply #11 on: July 29, 2006, 02:46:22 AM

Anyone remember that picture that Lum posted of the wee baby in the crib with the plushy facehugger on it ?

I have that on a hard drive somewhere.  I've yet to show it to a woman that doesn't find it deeply disturbing.

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Reply #12 on: July 29, 2006, 05:51:55 AM


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Reply #13 on: July 29, 2006, 10:03:47 AM

I hope you told them no.

(edit) And then handed them a Cthulhu Chick Tract.

I think I've found my new religion! Makes as much sence as any of the others.

And it figures I'm years late to the party. My geek-fu is sooo weak.

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Reply #14 on: July 29, 2006, 01:48:57 PM


That made me LOL.

Of course, I stick to just corrupting my niece and nephews when I can and friends kids when available.  It's cheaper for me and more amusing for the parents.  Ok, just more amusing for me then.

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Reply #15 on: July 30, 2006, 08:55:16 AM

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Reply #16 on: July 30, 2006, 09:06:56 PM



Well, now I see where those fucking murlocs in WoW came from.

I always was a sucker for purple though, this one's kinda cute:

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