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on: July 27, 2006, 09:23:25 PM

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2289090,00.html

Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea?

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Reply #1 on: July 27, 2006, 10:59:20 PM

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Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 12:40:54 AM

Talk about trying to avoid being typecast.
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Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 01:04:31 AM

I clicked on this thread hoping it would be Hermione.

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Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 01:49:05 AM

This is his way of getting out of being Harry Potter I suppose.
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Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 01:55:46 AM

I clicked on this thread hoping it would be Hermione.

For shame!  What is she, like 15?

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Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 09:58:24 AM

Some of you make me want to throw up.  Seriously.  I am so glad I don't have children.  There are too many perverts in this world.

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Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 10:01:39 AM

"It was just a joke", right guys?  :-(
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Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 10:20:24 AM

Dakota Fanning is going to be both topless and raped in her next movie, so uh, yeah. WTF at "Child" actors.

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Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 10:22:10 AM

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Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 10:40:19 AM

"It was just a joke", right guys?  :-(

Uh, pretty much.  Thought that was a given.

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Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 11:20:08 AM

The woman that played Hermione in that Saturday night live sketch is ok though, isn't she? We are only men after all.
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Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 12:21:49 PM

No.  Sex is a dirty, evil thing.
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Reply #13 on: July 28, 2006, 12:27:02 PM

Put me in the "hoped it was Hermione" crowd. (*goes back to her 18 countdown website*)

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Reply #14 on: July 28, 2006, 12:42:09 PM

Now it's her turn to throw up.

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Reply #15 on: July 28, 2006, 01:11:14 PM

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(*goes back to her 18 countdown website*)

She is 16 which I believe is legal in Britain. Have at it.

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Reply #16 on: July 28, 2006, 04:05:52 PM

Doesn't matter when she turns 18. She was like 10 in the first HP movie, and some here were probably 26.
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Reply #17 on: July 28, 2006, 05:48:27 PM

Why stop there?  Five years before that, she was only 5!  Filthy perverts, all of you.
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Reply #18 on: July 28, 2006, 06:42:21 PM

Even with a full face of make up and grown up clothes, she looks 12.  I don't really care, though, and I was just teasing but now that I've said it, I'll ask:  Why do full grown men find little girl looks to be sexually attractive?  Is it really all that common?  Even when I was a young girl, it was quite the opposite with me.  Righ is rather young looking for his age, but he certainly looks like a man, not a boy.  It must be something in the genes... or the jeans.  I'm not sure.

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Reply #19 on: July 28, 2006, 06:58:06 PM

Because younger girls are cheaper dates?

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Reply #20 on: July 28, 2006, 07:06:22 PM

I don't really care, either.  I said it because people on this very site have expressed "omg hawt" feelings towards her, so I thought I'd get to be the first to say it.

Is she all that hot?

Eh.  Tad too young looking.  But she will be (or should be, anyways) when she matures a bit.  (Just a bit, though.  I am, after all, still a pervert.)

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Reply #21 on: July 28, 2006, 07:08:56 PM

Seconded, thoug to be fair, I was not a Potter fan to begin with.

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Reply #22 on: July 28, 2006, 07:15:20 PM

It must be something in the genes...

Youngish women tend to have better odds of giving birth to healthy children, and oldish men tend to have better odds of being well able to provide for said children.  Biologically speaking, men look for fertile wombs and women look for fertile wallets.  

That's the theory as I understand it, anyway.  Where's VL to set us all straight?
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Reply #23 on: July 28, 2006, 07:19:20 PM

I hate your avatard and I want to pinch you really, really hard for some reason.  I don't know why.  It has nothing to do with what you said, however offensive.   It MIGHT be the avatard.  God, I want to pinch you hard.  Right at that fleshy bit under the upper arm.  And I want to twist it and leave a bruise. 

I'm sorry.   cry

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Reply #24 on: July 28, 2006, 07:21:01 PM

It's okay.  I want to pinch you all the time.  Maybe not with the twisty thing, though.
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Reply #25 on: July 28, 2006, 07:22:51 PM

I always envisioned Signe as a 2 inch tall gnomewoman who jumps from key to key in order to type.  Pinching her would almost assuredly cause massive internal bleeding and death.

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Reply #26 on: July 29, 2006, 10:01:48 AM

It must be something in the genes... or the jeans.  I'm not sure.

Young women signal to men, "I can breed".  It's a Darwinian thing.  Plus their boobs don't sag and they don't have cellulite.
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Reply #27 on: July 29, 2006, 10:12:52 AM

It must be something in the genes... or the jeans.  I'm not sure.

Young women signal to men, "I can breed".  It's a Darwinian thing.  Plus their boobs don't sag and they don't have cellulite.

Plus we're all perverts.

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Reply #28 on: July 29, 2006, 05:09:21 PM

I hate your avatard and I want to pinch you really, really hard for some reason. 

Yatta! She found someone else to dote on.

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Reply #29 on: July 29, 2006, 05:44:41 PM

I haven't teased you in a long time because you don't appreciate it.  Samwise knows I love him to bits, even when I want to leave marks.

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Reply #30 on: July 30, 2006, 12:14:40 AM

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Reply #31 on: July 30, 2006, 02:06:05 PM

Dakota Fanning is going to be both topless and raped in her next movie, so uh, yeah. WTF at "Child" actors.

Okay obviously Im an idiot. HOW THE FUCK!?!?!??! is a 12 year old appearing both topless and in a rape scene NOT child pornography?Huh??

If Joe the Shitbag downloads a picture in his basement of a nude 12 year old this is child porno, but if a Hollywood studio produces the same fucking thing its okay?Huh?

To my knowledge New York v. Ferber (1982) makes any material that "visually depicts sexual conduct by children below a specified age..." child pornography and thereby illegal. I would think visually depicting the rape of a 12 year old girl would fall within this category.

It also seems to run afoul of U.S.C. 2251, Sexual Exploitation of Children, which makes it illegal for any parent or guardian of a minor to allow said minor to engage in the visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct. Once again I would think that rape would fall within the scope of "sexually explicit conduct."

U.S.C. 2256 defines "sexually explicit conduct" as "actual or simulated"..."(i)sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;"

Also what kind of fucking mother (other than Brooke Shield's mom) thinks its okay to let their 12 year old daughter start doing topless scenes? Jesus fucking Christ!

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Reply #32 on: July 30, 2006, 02:55:53 PM

You would think that every single american female actress (and actor for that matter) would have an RBB clause in their contract specifying No Rape, No Bondage, & No Bukkake. Either the dollar signs were huge, or Dakota fucked up like Chloe Sevigny or whatever that girls name is who was in the Brown Bunny.
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Reply #33 on: July 30, 2006, 03:21:33 PM

I know that rape is a powerful emotional tool when used in a movie/book for plot purposes, but if you get really gratuitous you'll just shock/gross the point out of the people watching and it'll lose meaning. According the article I read the movie is named "hounddog" I think. It's about some abused 12 year-old who finds refuge in the music of Elvis or something mindblowingly stupid like that. Dakota is slated to have a rape scene and a full-frontal scene in just panties, which is the reason I imagine the film is having trouble getting funding now. I guess some investors have pulled out, which kinda makes sense.

Her mother I think said that it'd be a "good Oscar vehicle". Yeah, it'll also be real helpful to Dakota as a person when she starts seeing people with avatars of her nude stills on the internet and starts getting even more creepy snail/e-mail.

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Reply #34 on: July 31, 2006, 10:44:31 AM

These days it's hard to find a 12 year old girl who hasn't been naked in a room full of grown men.  Don't you listen to Love Line?

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