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Topic: Harry Potter actor to get naked on stage with horses. (Read 12002 times)
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Fabricated
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..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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Tebonas
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Talk about trying to avoid being typecast.
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Llava
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I clicked on this thread hoping it would be Hermione.
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schild
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This is his way of getting out of being Harry Potter I suppose.
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Cyrrex
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I clicked on this thread hoping it would be Hermione.
For shame! What is she, like 15? (me too) |
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Signe
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Some of you make me want to throw up. Seriously. I am so glad I don't have children. There are too many perverts in this world.
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stray
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"It was just a joke", right guys? :-(
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Fabricated
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Dakota Fanning is going to be both topless and raped in her next movie, so uh, yeah. WTF at "Child" actors.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Cyrrex
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"It was just a joke", right guys? :-(
Uh, pretty much. Thought that was a given. |
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Tebonas
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The woman that played Hermione in that Saturday night live sketch is ok though, isn't she? We are only men after all.
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Samwise
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No. Sex is a dirty, evil thing.
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Riggswolfe
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Put me in the "hoped it was Hermione" crowd. (*goes back to her 18 countdown website*)
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Signe
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Now it's her turn to throw up.
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Abagadro
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(*goes back to her 18 countdown website*) She is 16 which I believe is legal in Britain. Have at it. |
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stray
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Doesn't matter when she turns 18. She was like 10 in the first HP movie, and some here were probably 26.
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« Last Edit: July 28, 2006, 04:08:21 PM by Stray »
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Samwise
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Why stop there? Five years before that, she was only 5! Filthy perverts, all of you.
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« Last Edit: July 28, 2006, 05:53:41 PM by Samwise »
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Signe
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Even with a full face of make up and grown up clothes, she looks 12. I don't really care, though, and I was just teasing but now that I've said it, I'll ask: Why do full grown men find little girl looks to be sexually attractive? Is it really all that common? Even when I was a young girl, it was quite the opposite with me. Righ is rather young looking for his age, but he certainly looks like a man, not a boy. It must be something in the genes... or the jeans. I'm not sure.
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Strazos
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Because younger girls are cheaper dates?
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Llava
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I don't really care, either. I said it because people on this very site have expressed "omg hawt" feelings towards her, so I thought I'd get to be the first to say it.
Is she all that hot?
Eh. Tad too young looking. But she will be (or should be, anyways) when she matures a bit. (Just a bit, though. I am, after all, still a pervert.)
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Strazos
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Seconded, thoug to be fair, I was not a Potter fan to begin with.
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Samwise
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It must be something in the genes... Youngish women tend to have better odds of giving birth to healthy children, and oldish men tend to have better odds of being well able to provide for said children. Biologically speaking, men look for fertile wombs and women look for fertile wallets. That's the theory as I understand it, anyway. Where's VL to set us all straight? |
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Signe
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I hate your avatard and I want to pinch you really, really hard for some reason. I don't know why. It has nothing to do with what you said, however offensive. It MIGHT be the avatard. God, I want to pinch you hard. Right at that fleshy bit under the upper arm. And I want to twist it and leave a bruise. I'm sorry.  |
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Samwise
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It's okay. I want to pinch you all the time. Maybe not with the twisty thing, though.
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Llava
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I always envisioned Signe as a 2 inch tall gnomewoman who jumps from key to key in order to type. Pinching her would almost assuredly cause massive internal bleeding and death.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Big Gulp
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It must be something in the genes... or the jeans. I'm not sure.
Young women signal to men, "I can breed". It's a Darwinian thing. Plus their boobs don't sag and they don't have cellulite. |
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Llava
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It must be something in the genes... or the jeans. I'm not sure.
Young women signal to men, "I can breed". It's a Darwinian thing. Plus their boobs don't sag and they don't have cellulite. Plus we're all perverts. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Strazos
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I hate your avatard and I want to pinch you really, really hard for some reason.
Yatta! She found someone else to dote on. |
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Signe
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I haven't teased you in a long time because you don't appreciate it. Samwise knows I love him to bits, even when I want to leave marks.
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Samwise
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Yatta!
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Dakota Fanning is going to be both topless and raped in her next movie, so uh, yeah. WTF at "Child" actors.
Okay obviously Im an idiot. HOW THE FUCK!?!?!??! is a 12 year old appearing both topless and in a rape scene NOT child pornography?  ?? If Joe the Shitbag downloads a picture in his basement of a nude 12 year old this is child porno, but if a Hollywood studio produces the same fucking thing its okay? ? To my knowledge New York v. Ferber (1982) makes any material that "visually depicts sexual conduct by children below a specified age..." child pornography and thereby illegal. I would think visually depicting the rape of a 12 year old girl would fall within this category. It also seems to run afoul of U.S.C. 2251, Sexual Exploitation of Children, which makes it illegal for any parent or guardian of a minor to allow said minor to engage in the visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct. Once again I would think that rape would fall within the scope of "sexually explicit conduct." U.S.C. 2256 defines "sexually explicit conduct" as "actual or simulated"..."(i)sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;" Also what kind of fucking mother (other than Brooke Shield's mom) thinks its okay to let their 12 year old daughter start doing topless scenes? Jesus fucking Christ! |
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schild
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You would think that every single american female actress (and actor for that matter) would have an RBB clause in their contract specifying No Rape, No Bondage, & No Bukkake. Either the dollar signs were huge, or Dakota fucked up like Chloe Sevigny or whatever that girls name is who was in the Brown Bunny.
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Fabricated
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I know that rape is a powerful emotional tool when used in a movie/book for plot purposes, but if you get really gratuitous you'll just shock/gross the point out of the people watching and it'll lose meaning. According the article I read the movie is named "hounddog" I think. It's about some abused 12 year-old who finds refuge in the music of Elvis or something mindblowingly stupid like that. Dakota is slated to have a rape scene and a full-frontal scene in just panties, which is the reason I imagine the film is having trouble getting funding now. I guess some investors have pulled out, which kinda makes sense.
Her mother I think said that it'd be a "good Oscar vehicle". Yeah, it'll also be real helpful to Dakota as a person when she starts seeing people with avatars of her nude stills on the internet and starts getting even more creepy snail/e-mail.
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Llava
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These days it's hard to find a 12 year old girl who hasn't been naked in a room full of grown men. Don't you listen to Love Line?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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