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Broughden
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on: May 11, 2006, 03:57:57 AM

Get me info on this PLEASE for those who are there! This game actually makes buying a PS3 look worth while.
Also the lead producer Jade is HAWT! Heart Get pictures if she is at the booth!  :-D

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Broughden
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Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 04:01:05 AM

Anyone seen the new movies for this game for the PS3 yet? Not only does the game look cool enough to make me want to buy my first ever console, but the lead producer, Jade, is HAWT!  :-D

See interview with her here-
http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/projectassassins/media.html

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Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 04:24:32 AM

Merged.
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Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 04:47:51 AM

That looks really nice. The producer that is. I don't care about the game, I'm not playing it for a couple of years :P

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 08:19:38 AM

She's pretty cute.

Does she happen to be one of the new bunnies on the frontpage as well? Looks like her.
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Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 08:35:39 AM

The Assassins Creed clearly doesn't involve upholding the rules of possessive apostrophes.
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Reply #6 on: May 11, 2006, 09:59:48 AM

Well, at least there's vaporware hope for the future of MMOG's, and hawt producers. :)

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Reply #7 on: May 11, 2006, 10:10:29 AM

A scrunchy.

A Kirby Grip.

A Hair Clasp.


I mean, otherwise it's just going to keep falling over your fucking eyes, isn't it ?

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Reply #8 on: May 11, 2006, 11:15:42 PM

She must be going for that "dramatic EMO" look.

Which is stupid.

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Reply #9 on: May 11, 2006, 11:27:28 PM

Just looks like long hair to me.
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Reply #10 on: May 12, 2006, 01:28:12 AM

I just realized you can't see here boobies in that movie. Maybe she doesn't have boobies. MAYBE SHE IS A MAN?

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #11 on: May 12, 2006, 03:33:15 AM

Just looks like long hair to me.

Yeah, and me.  She's really, really pretty - but as I stated, you need to control that 'hair falling gently over your does eyes' look, otherwise you end up with one in both end.

:)

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Reply #12 on: May 12, 2006, 08:20:54 PM

Unfortunately, we couldn't get in to check this out.  I'm also interested in it.  The outside booth offers only a pre-rendered trailer on repeat.  So, as far as we may know, they might not even have any actual gameplay yet.

Unless that's in one of the other trailers, don't really have time to look right now.

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Broughden
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Reply #13 on: May 13, 2006, 12:31:15 AM

Unfortunately, we couldn't get in to check this out.  I'm also interested in it.  The outside booth offers only a pre-rendered trailer on repeat.  So, as far as we may know, they might not even have any actual gameplay yet.

Unless that's in one of the other trailers, don't really have time to look right now.

Aww come on Llava! Use your gentlemanly charms on the wench and get a sneak peek for us!

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Reply #14 on: May 13, 2006, 01:45:12 AM

You are too late.

The trailer was nice, but I had shit to do.  Front page is going to be flooded soon with updates.

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Reply #15 on: May 13, 2006, 08:43:55 PM

You are too late.

The trailer was nice, but I had shit to do.  Front page is going to be flooded soon with updates.
:-(
You should have gotten her digits.

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Reply #16 on: May 15, 2006, 03:02:41 AM

 shocked

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Reply #17 on: May 15, 2006, 03:13:58 AM

You are too late.

The trailer was nice, but I had shit to do.  Front page is going to be flooded soon with updates.
:-(
You should have gotten her digits.

I didn't even know there was a hot chick's digits to be had, much less consider using the ol' "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you." line.

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Reply #18 on: May 15, 2006, 09:17:15 AM

Oh Jesus.  That line, coupled with the fact that we now know what you look like, would have been fun to see delivered.

 cry

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Broughden
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Reply #19 on: May 15, 2006, 12:17:12 PM

You are too late.

The trailer was nice, but I had shit to do.  Front page is going to be flooded soon with updates.
:-(
You should have gotten her digits.

I didn't even know there was a hot chick's digits to be had, much less consider using the ol' "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you." line.

Llava,

Great line! I think Schild should have assigned you an investigative story/challenge to get some female dev's digits. I think your sense of humor would have resulted in a hilarious story!

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Reply #20 on: May 15, 2006, 12:36:03 PM

No, it's not.  You couldn't pull in a brothel with $100 taped to your dick with that line.

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Broughden
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Reply #21 on: May 15, 2006, 12:53:16 PM

Its funny, probably not effective but funny.

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Reply #22 on: May 15, 2006, 01:03:11 PM

Post this stuff before E3. If I'd known about this, I'd've "let" Llava make me accost the Ubisoft people. There was some kind of line around the cube showing the movie, but I think it was just for swag.
Broughden
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Reply #23 on: May 15, 2006, 02:02:33 PM

Sorry Yoru. I will endeavor to do better next time!

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Reply #24 on: May 15, 2006, 02:03:47 PM

No, it's not.  You couldn't pull in a brothel with $100 taped to your dick with that line.


It's Quagmire.  From Family Guy.  I'm not that clever, sadly.

And it seemed to work for him, I think.  If it works on fictional girls, why wouldn't it work on real ones?

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Reply #25 on: May 15, 2006, 02:12:33 PM

There were real girls at E3?
Broughden
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Reply #26 on: May 15, 2006, 02:18:08 PM

There were real girls at E3?

Yes......except for the Storm "girl".  :-D

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