Park police abandon roller blades as a form of transportation

[Train Wreck]

...after criminal masterminds realized they could evade them by running across grass.

[SurfD]

They need to get police boots with those flip out wheels in the heels, like you see all the little kiddies zooming around in the malls with.

[Train Wreck]

Like most good Sci-fi, Inspector Gadjet is proving to be prophetic.

[penfold]

I remember seeing the mountain bike coppers turn up to a call out at a bank i worked above, i could see they had ridden fast, as there was a  chubby one who was bright red, leant over, hands on thighs and gasping for breath. He wa absolutley no use as a policeman what so ever. It was quite amusing.