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Llava
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Reply #70 on: March 25, 2006, 02:38:36 AM



HELLO.  I AM A GIANT SILVER PENIS.

It just screams phallic to me.  I don't know why, when you really look at it there's not a lot of resemblance, but first glance just screams 'PENIS!!!!!!'  Not many things scream 'PENIS!!!!' at me (some cars, one of the towers in the castle on the cover of The Little Mermaid, people with Tourette's), but this does.

On the bright side, at least it's European.  We can point at that when they make fun of us for the Washington Monument.

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Reply #71 on: March 25, 2006, 05:20:32 AM

People with tourette's scream "penis" at you? Oh, I get it. Ho Ho Ho. You've been saving that one, haven't you?
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Reply #72 on: March 25, 2006, 06:08:18 AM

He must have been looking for a place to use it and couldn't find one so he picked on some post I made back on February 10.   undecided  That car doesn't look a bit like a penis to me. 

Get help, Llava, before you start seeing giant penises everywhere you go.

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Reply #73 on: March 25, 2006, 08:43:54 AM

That car doesn't look a bit like a penis; it is sex incarnate.

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Reply #74 on: March 25, 2006, 03:35:06 PM

That car doesn't look a bit like a penis; it is sex incarnate.
Llava
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Reply #75 on: March 26, 2006, 02:35:50 AM

People with tourette's scream "penis" at you? Oh, I get it. Ho Ho Ho. You've been saving that one, haven't you?

Actually, I thought of it as I was making that post.  I was thinking "Hm... what things could scream 'PENIS!' to me?"  Tourette's just came to mind.  I am a comic genius.

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Reply #76 on: July 12, 2006, 09:31:43 PM

Don't forget Celine Deon.

She's a product of the french. We do NOT acknowledge the french as being canadian. They want to seperate anyway. We should let them.. and sell them to the US.

And Peameal bacon isn't your ordinary bacon. Don't knock it till you try it.
Hey. The English kicked their asses all over North America in the 18th century and incorporated them into the The Empire. Then, some of us, deciding this was a crappy idea, tossed some tea into a harbor. Your own damn fault you didn't hitch a ride on that particular bandwagon.

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