Sairon
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schild
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The two girls selling the place can retire off the commission on that fucker.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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They are using an artist's rendition for the building entrance, does that mean in reality you have to push your way through hookers and crack addicts?  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Maybe, but it's 5th Avenue, so they'll be high-class, expensive hookers.
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schild
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I want that apartment for the sweet view of the world trade center.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Asking price is 70,000,000.
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schild
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Asking price is 70,000,000.
Yes, we can read. It was 80M when there was a skyline. |
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Trippy
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Laundry in building: Yes
That cracks me up for some reason. |
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Paelos
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That's the most useless waste of money on real estate I've ever seen. You can buy your own 30 acre island off the coast of Italy with a villa twice the sqare footage for a fraction of that price. I'd much rather have this, thanks. |
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Samwise
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Holy crap. If you do a search on that site by price, some of those islands are actually affordable by mortal men. There are islands in the Phillipines that can be bought for the price of a new car. And islands off the coast of Canada that can be bought for the price of a really nice new car.
Wow.
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fear the Backstab!
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Samwise
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If it hadn't already been sold I'd seriously consider buying that thing. It sounds gorgeous and it's actually affordable. Sure it'd sabotage my plans for buying a house, but I'd get to own an ISLAND. With MONKEYS!
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Murgos
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Holy crap. If you do a search on that site by price, some of those islands are actually affordable by mortal men. There are islands in the Phillipines that can be bought for the price of a new car.
No power, no water, no sewage, no telephone, no medical care and pirates. Where do I sign up for this wonderful deal? |
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Righ
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penfold
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I guess they don't build them like they used to, huh? No! Nobody ever built them like this! The architect was either an authentic whacko or a certified genius. The whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy |
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El Gallo
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That's pretty awesome. I'd rather have the best penthouse in NYC than a nice island somewhere, because it's in NYC and not the middle of goddamn nowhere. Of course, better still would be a $35M penthouse in NYC and a $35M island retreat. Come on Powerball!
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Yegolev
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If I had that sort of money, I would not waste it on an apartment. The island is tempting, but I need DSL. And, oh, medical services are kinda nice. I think I would buy more land around my current house so as to prevent further incursion by developers. Maybe a nice wall next to the highway, too. Barbed wire. Armory. Bomb shelter. Maybe even a pool for my family.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Righ
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I's rather have enough money to move NYC to an island retreat. You'd all be welcome to visit me in my plush Hudson Valley home.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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This type of apartment is absolutely not bought, it is inherited.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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schild
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There's no amount of money that could get me living in NYC. London, Rome, Paris, Tokyo, Berlin, San Francisco - sure. NYC? Not a fucking chance. NYC smells like death to me.
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Samwise
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I don't think the stench would manage to get up to that altitude. And it's not like you'd ever have to leave.
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TheTijuanaBrass
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If you're not intending to leave you might as well build yourself a mansion in some appropriately awesome place for that kind of money. My choice would be somewhere in the alps.
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Murgos
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You only spend that kind of money on a condo if you can afford for that to be your home only when your in NYC to, you know, stop off to catch a flick or something in between killing bears on kodiak island and jetting down to watch your horses race in the Kentucky Derby as a break after overthrowing a few small third world nations to create a market for one of your smaller companies products.
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Merusk
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I thought Cheney had a house in Texas, though.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Righ
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Well yeah, they got him the estate in Texas too. So, apart from the pad in NYC, the lodge on Kodiak Island, the plantation in Kentucky, a few small third world nations and the estate in Texas, what else have the Haliburtons done for Cheney?
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Fear the Backstab!
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Murgos
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Asshole. Now I need to go clean my brain out, I wonder if I can make a hole large enough with an ice-pick to get the q-tip inside? |
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Samwise
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