Find Old MMO Friends!

[SuperPopTart]

But she's devoid of a vacuum. Hire a maid or don't they have one in redneck country?

[Strazos]

Are not you and Haemish from Mississippi?

[SuperPopTart]

No moronboy. I am from Connecticut. You know, the state you can see over the water and through the green glow of joisy?

Haem is from Mississippi.

[Zetleft]

I have one thing to say about this thread.  Brilliant!

the magic of the interwebs.

[Tebonas]

We really need a disclaimer before somebody can post here.

People still are confused that cynical and bitter equals asshole to the casual observer. There should be more warnings.

[Hoax]

Fuck that, there obviously should be NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.  Omfg the internet has not brought me this level of joy in a long time...

I'm still not clear what happened exactly because myspace/livejournal crap is the type of thing I stay the hell away from.  But let me get this straight:

-someone spammed us with some useless shit.
-they got what really amounted to a dumbed down version of the "welcome to f13 newb" treatment *whoa typos 4tw!*
-they cried
-they cried on their LJ
-then using our evil voodoo powers we tapped into his mind and found out all the secrets of his RL
-then we used our even more evil voodoo intraweb powers to drag his dogs his sister and possible an aunt or uncle into our web of dispair
-the sister shows up and posts some nonsense about something
-she cries

-you guys totally owned two morons off the internet didn't you?

Fucking-a, I wish we could do this kind of thing every week around here.

[schild]

She also has trailers. Or friends with trailers.

This is rich. Maybe someone will advertise again. I hope Hoax's wish comes true.

[Mesozoic]

I just want to know how I made the Elena hate list while Schild got a pass.  Injustice!

[Der Helm]

9:30 pm - Biggest Assholes Ever 
I just wanted to let everyone who reads my LJ that I will no longer be posting here. And I have deleted all posts that have any kind of personal meaning.

The reason is that the people over at http://www.f13.net are the biggest ASSHOLES I've ever ran into online (and that is out of a lot of assholes). They not only decided to flame me and cuss me out, but felt that they would post some of the stuff off my journal onto their forum.

Now I don't know if you know these people, but the seem to know Elena at least. But be sure to give them a great big "FUCK YOU" from me if you do know them. And maybe someone could teach them that there are other humans outside of their fuckin' bubble.

Of course the best part of all of this is that it was an admin that was the worst of it. If a staffer on my site ever considered doing what this guy did he would be banned without a blink, but over at f13 I guess it is ok to be a total fuckin' dick to everyone.   

Schild, I think you hurt his feelings.

[schild]

After I saw that blog post I really wanted to go to that website and bang out a solicitation about f13. But then, I'm not a dirty guerilla advertising attention whore. There's very little I hate more than someone trying to advertise a website on some other person's site without asking first. It's one of the reasons I crush down so hard on linkage. There are better ways to go about things. Thejeni chose the worst way and deserved everything thrown at him. I still don't know if it's a him. Mostly because the blog posts are written like a girl would write. No offense to the girls here. A male web denizen would have chosen a much crazier word than "ASSHOLES" to capitalize. But hey, I could be completely wrong and this dude just isn't creative.

[Ironwood]

Kneel.

[Wolf]

Awesome thread.

I didn't get one thing. How is the WEIRD DnD=Evil strip someone linked earlier connected to this whole thing? 

[penfold]

pwnage

I laughed out loud when i clicked the LJ link to find all the entries had been deleted because of F13.  It's my new best thread evah.

[Mesozoic]

One of you artistic types should get a screen cap of the ASSHOLES! post at lj.  Better raw material for a site banner you will not find. 

[raydeen]

http://newbscry.ytmnd.com/

[Miasma]

No, this is Jen, younger sister of Elena, who posts TMI on the Intarweb.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=thejeni

I only know of live journal because so many people make fun of it, but would this be possible?

• Create a livejournal account named f13
• Add her to the f13 friends list
• The page listed above would now have f13 in her 'friend of' list forever

[Signe]

She must have been Righ's lover before I met him because I don't know any Elena.  That would be, at least, 13 years ago.  Still, he should have told me. 

[Mesozoic]

No, this is Jen, younger sister of Elena, who posts TMI on the Intarweb.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=thejeni

I only know of live journal because so many people make fun of it, but would this be possible?

• Create a livejournal account named f13
• Add her to the f13 friends list
• The page listed above would now have f13 in her 'friend of' list forever

And the answer is...yes.  As a sad side note, livejournal/f13net is now a horrible reality.  I expect juicy and banal personal stories from all of you to post there.

[Velorath]

After I saw that blog post I really wanted to go to that website and bang out a solicitation about f13. But then, I'm not a dirty guerilla advertising attention whore. There's very little I hate more than someone trying to advertise a website on some other person's site without asking first. It's one of the reasons I crush down so hard on linkage. There are better ways to go about things. Thejeni chose the worst way and deserved everything thrown at him.

I see at least part of the problem here.  She must have thought we were just a DDO fansite.

[Der Helm]

I see at least part of the problem here.  She must have thought we were just a DDO fansite.

Wait, we are not ?

 

[Shockeye]

http://newbscry.ytmnd.com/

I really hate ytmnd, but today I have found it brought me joy. Good show.

[Fabricated]

[lamerzsux]

 

[Hoax]

omfg, IT DOES GET BETTER!!!

 

More Threats!!!

Jesus I was about to start working but YESSSSSSSSSS.

You really need to explain what we have done wrong lamerzsux, I think I get the part where we are lamerz and we sux but what is exactly that we did to lead you to these conclusions?  Is this the big brother of Jeni?  Or is this Elena's boyfriend?  What is your connection to this torrid affair that has caused so much grief to so many brave innocent people?

[Righ]

Nice. May I suggest the following link to the forum administrators:

http://www.ifccfbi.gov/cf1.asp

[Merusk]

Heh, I was just thinking the same thing, Righ.

[Hoax]

I bet our dad's can beat up their dad's, and run faster!@!!!ONE!!!

I fucking  the internet.

 

There needs to be a reality show about the exploits of script kiddies, that'd be a winner for sure.

[Signe]

He's not done anything especially clever, though I suppose he thinks everyone is just as clueless about yin intardweb as thejeni... but he is doing something illegal and he's made a threat.  We have enough savvy security types on this site to know Righ's suggestion, and reporting him locally, is good stuff. 

[Nebu]

Maybe one of the resident attorneys is bored enough to play with this one. 

Unleash the hounds!

[Sky]

Heh. Ball busting answered with a federal crime! It's getting better every hour. Can't wait to see what happens after lunch!

Best thing on this site in a long time.

Someone needs a cookie. A Hello Kitty cookie!

 

[bhodi]

Maybe it's me being stupid, but I haven't seen any evidence of his "l33t Hax0r" abilities.... some read-only helper scripts that you use when installing the BB doesn't count.

[raydeen]

Somebody call C.T.U.!!! Save us Jack Bauer! You're our only hope!!!

[Mesozoic]

Jack Bauer's screaming and gunfire are useless against the technical firepower of random Livejournal users.

[raydeen]

Jack Bauer's screaming and gunfire are useless against the technical firepower of random Livejournal users.

But who else can find and kill the bad guys in 24 hours? WHO??!!

[intarwebman]

What is becomming of the Internet?

When I first started on the glorious Information Superhighway, there were rules of etiquette that were expected and followed.  The sorts of behavior I see now is just unbelievable.  No one can enter a forum without finding flames.  This goes even for professional and technical forums.  What has happened to the community?  I believe a better question is:  What is happening to our world?  The Internet, after all, is a cross-section of our world, and it shows us what kind of people are alive today.

I do suppose that these wonderfully cynical, base, and unintelligent people have always existed.  The Internet is so easy now that even the stupid can use it, and thus we are seeing a rise in stupidity and ignorance on our once-pure forums and chat mediums.

Anyway, the point of this post is this:  You all seem to be fairly intelligent people.  You all should KNOW that it is uncool to do what you are doing in this thread.  Yes, it was uncool for the OP to spam advertise on these forums, however it is just stupid to respond the way you have, and even stupider to flame the OPs SISTER in the way that you did, when she had nothing to do with it, short of attempting to defend her sister in her livejournal!

Administrators, I would suggest that you delete this thread in its entirety, and then properly moderate your forum to make sure that this information does not continue to be leaked.  If you do not, I will suggest to the OP and especially her sister that they contact their own lawyers, for surely what is currently being done in this forum could be constituted as a crime.

Thanks, and please remember your netiquette.