More SoE office drama

[Signe]

I don't know about schild, but he's definitely pretending to be me. 

(I want my underwear back, you perv!)

[HaemishM]

We should put big, NSFW furry pr0n ad banners on this thread alone, so we can not only rake in the dough, but warp your fragile little minds in the bargain. Because you fuckers took this thread to page 11.

Her nipples go to 11.

[Signe]

It's my fault it went to 11.  I'm sorry.     I should have been more careful.

[Shockeye]

I like nipples.

I bet Raph has beautiful nipples. I bet a person could write a 65-page manual on Raph's nipples.

[WayAbvPar]

I like nipples.

I bet Raph has beautiful nipples. I bet a person could write a 65-page manual on Raph's nipples.

So I guess I will be skipping breakfast now.  (we need a gagging emoticon)


This thread is nearly every kind of wrong there is. And that is NOT an invitation to find other wrongness to add.

[Evil Elvis]

This thread needs a mercy killing.

[Strazos]

Of the attention kind, definately, of the slut kind, nope.

I have it on good authority that her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

I found teh funnehs, but now the whole office is looking at me funny.

[tazelbain]

There needs to be a "dead to me" button that permanently removes a thread from my view, so I don't accidently view one of these degenerate threads again.

EDIT: English, Motherfucker, do you speak it?

[schild]

There needs to be a "dead to me" button that permanently removes a thread from my view, so I don't accidently one of these degenerate threads again.

Your sentence. It is missing words.

[Shockeye]

There needs to be a "dead to me" button that permanently removes a thread from my view, so I don't accidently enjoy one of these degenerate threads again.

Your sentence. It is missing words.

I fixed it for him there.

[Nebu]

I wouldn't mess with Mordechai Jefferson Carver if I were you.

[Morfiend]

Thread Says " Den Me!"

[El Gallo]

Not before page 12!

[MrHat]

You can't see tits on the radio.

[Calantus]

I am quite certain there is not a single item in the whole world that lacks a novelty version with tits attached.

[schild]

I am quite certain there is not a single item in the whole world that lacks a novelty version with tits attached.

Then I want my game developer bobblehead collection. And the moob variant.

[5150]

I like nipples.

I bet Raph has beautiful nipples. I bet a person could write a 65-page manual on Raph's nipples.

I'll pass, ta.

[Azazel]

Not that I particularly want to wade into this whole whore debate, but schild is actually right here. I use "whore" and "slut" all the time (though most often addressed to my mates/brother).

So yeah, you guys must be out of touch or something. :P

EDIT: I DO remember one incident when a friend called a girl a slut and she went off crying and wouldnt look at him for days, but that was back in 7th grade.

Translation: My limited personal experiences (which apparently involve calling fellow males the term) = a representitive sampling of the offensiveness of the word to females, everywhere.
uh-huh.


Guys who know each other well always adress each other using profanity. My mates and I call each other all kinds of things, just like you do. But it's the difference between calling your mate "buttcheeks" and someone you barely know the same term that gets you the lose here.

Can we talk about something more interesting now? Has she posted any new retardeness yet?

[SuperPopTart]

Hasn't this thread hit 12 pages yet? Why are you all slacking?

[Signe]

Once they get 12, their gonna want 13... you know that.  They like this thread.  It's about titties. 

[Der Helm]

  It's about titties. 

Thank you for reminding me, this thread needs more nipples !

[Calantus]

Translation: My limited personal experiences (which apparently involve calling fellow males the term) = a representitive sampling of the offensiveness of the word to females, everywhere.
uh-huh.

Way to miss the point. When I say that it is most often addressed to my brother/friends I was using to balance me saying I use the terms "often". I most certainly don't go around calling other people derogatory names all the time, be the word whore or otherwise. I even specifically said I'd called girls whores to their faces, and you missed it. And no, when I said girls I didn't just mean "friends who are female" I mean girls to whome I had no business calling anything too severe if I didn't want my eyes clawed out.

But hey, I guess my sample is too small. All the OTHER young girls think being called a whore is so dreadfully awful. I bet they wouldn't even tell you about the blowjobs and handjobs they gave their boyfriend on the weekend when you asked "so what did you get up to on the weekend?" casually during homeroom.

I will say anal sex hadn't seemed to have caught on in a big way with the young slutties back then though, but I guess a couple years can change matters. I have actually used the term "young slutties" to address groups of girls btw, including girls I'd ran into at a party who I didn't know at all, and weren't even from my suburb. They generally don't mind at all, and most actually find the term amusing.


Meh. I really should have known better than to try it. Once people get the "you're wrong" attitude in place they don't give a flying fuck what is said or who is saying it.

[Ironwood]

Meh. I really should have known better than to try it. Once people get the "you're wrong" attitude in place they don't give a flying fuck what is said or who is saying it.

You're wrong about that.

[MrHat]

In arabic, we call them 'bizza", or nipples.

Hookah ends.

[Calantus]

Meh. I really should have known better than to try it. Once people get the "you're wrong" attitude in place they don't give a flying fuck what is said or who is saying it.

You're wrong about that.

I believe that it is YOU who are wrong.

[Rasix]

10 paces, turn, and fire.

[Azazel]

10 paces, turn, and fire.

..but remember kids, the barrel goes under the chin, facing upwards and back. Simply putting the barrel in your mouth and aiming backward is asking for a world of fun when they save you...

[Der Helm]

Remember kids, it's down the road, not across the street

[Ironwood]

Yeah, you guys really hate your kids, don't you ?

[Roac]

Yeah, you guys really hate your kids, don't you ?

The img is from a Euro site, not a US one.

[Sky]

Remember kids, Buddy says jump head-first off a tall building! Feet-first means wheelchairs.

Wheelchairs are fun, too!

[Signe]

No wonder!  I keep finding tall buildings and trying to jump up! 

[El Gallo]

A US-Europe "who hates their kids more" pissing contest is the only thing I can think of that would make this thread better.

Oh, wait.  I heard a buxom EQ2 forum moderator quit her job and started a nudie site.

[Roac]

A US-Europe "who hates their kids more" pissing contest is the only thing I can think of that would make this thread better.

I wasn't pissing on Europe, just Ironwood who seems to have unresolved issues regarding the US.

[HaemishM]

I hardly think they are unresolved.