More SoE office drama

[SuperPopTart]

Alright, fuckit. I'm getting tired of the semantics and I didn't want to go here:

whore    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (hôr, hr)
n.
A prostitute.
A person considered sexually promiscuous.
A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. whored, whor·ing, whores
To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
To compromise one's principles for personal gain.

Why? Because she's willing to shake her tits while dressed as a goth kiddie for direct cash but not willing to show a little cleavage for indirect cash - a raise. She's a goddamn whore.

Now, there's nothing wrong with that. I had a subscription to suicidegirls.com for a while for christ's sake. But seriously, go back to my original problem. She complained about showing cleavage because she shouldn't "have to" and then goes (back?) into porn. Christfuck. Stop taking it so personally. And stop using the term whore so literally.

Poptart: One word for you: Teledildonics.

Teledildonics makes me giggle.

[MrHat]

Just do a safesearch with a celebrity name n00b. I've manually REMOVED the option for safesearch from google in my browsers. I don't even like the option. It's far too inviting.

Safesearch?

Just used that and still found naked tits.

Edit: "When we can sustain a multi-sensory surround good
enough for teledildonics, *then* we'll know we're getting
somewhere."

[Azazel]

I will have to remember this particular topic for later use. People get really weird about the word whore.

Yeah, some people seem to take it a bit like kike, spic, wetback, wog, jew, gook, slope, chink, faggot, fag, poof, poofter, nigger, nigga, and so forth if it's used in a derogatory sense by people looking down on them, rather than as a "reclaimed" word. Feel free to edit any of those terms if they go against this forum's rules of good taste, etc. BTW, I'm at least of those terms I just typed, which I guess means it's ok for me to use those ones, but not the others.

I think Tebonas nailed it, actually.

Though she's definately an attention whore. But really, who truly gives a shit outside of her "it's a girl on the internet" fanbois?

[SuperPopTart]

Just do a safesearch with a celebrity name n00b. I've manually REMOVED the option for safesearch from google in my browsers. I don't even like the option. It's far too inviting.

Safesearch?

Just used that and still found naked tits.

Why didn't you just go to Fredricksofhollywood.com?

All the non naked breasticles you could want.

[Azazel]

There is an enormous amount of pornography on the internet.

You know where else you can use the word whore?

Camping whore.

AWP WHORE.

Loot whore.

[MrHat]

There is an enormous amount of pornography on the internet.

You know where else you can use the word whore?

Camping whore.

AWP WHORE.

Loot whore.

Cock whore.


Edit:

Found more breastesses!

[schild]

I will have to remember this particular topic for later use. People get really weird about the word whore.

Yeah, some people seem to take it a bit like kike, spic, wetback, wog, jew, gook, slope, chink, faggot, fag, poof, poofter, nigger, nigga, and so forth if it's used in a derogatory sense by people looking down on them, rather than as a "reclaimed" word. Feel free to edit any of those terms if they go against this forum's rules of good taste, etc. BTW, I'm at least of those terms I just typed, which I guess means it's ok for me to use those ones, but not the others.

Yes, it's just like that.

IN INSANE-O WORLD WHERE UP IS DOWN, BLACK IS WHITE AND LASAGNA IS DOUGHNUTS.

Though she's definately an attention whore. But really, who truly gives a shit outside of her "it's a girl on the internet" fanbois?

She does, or else we wouldn't be talking about it. I think she's more deserving of ridicule than the fragdolls or [PMS].

[Fabricated]

I'm interested in seeing the word whore "reclaimed" by the downtrodden masses of whores everywhere.

[MrHat]

I'm interested in seeing the word whore "reclaimed" by the downtrodden masses of whores everywhere.

here's a face for the stamps.

[Azazel]

Alright, fuckit. I'm getting tired of the semantics and I didn't want to go here:

whore    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (hôr, hr)
n.
A prostitute.
A person considered sexually promiscuous.
A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. whored, whor·ing, whores
To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
To compromise one's principles for personal gain.

Why? Because she's willing to shake her tits while dressed as a goth kiddie for direct cash but not willing to show a little cleavage for indirect cash - a raise. She's a goddamn whore.

But dewd, a few posts up, according to you she was a whore because she's showing her titties on the interweb for money. Now she's a whore because you think she's compromised her principles. Make up your mind.

She's not a prostitute. She's not directly having sexual relations with a client in exchange for payment, which is a legal definition of prostitution as well as your definition of whore just there.


Damn, I can't keep up withthe posts here anymore. Aren't you lot mostly supposed to be asleep now?

[MrHat]

But dewd, a few posts up, according to you she was a whore because she's showing her titties on the interweb for money. Now she's a whore because you think she's compromised her principles. Make up your mind.

Uh.

In conclusion, she's a whore.

[SuperPopTart]

Sleep would be lovely.

But really, it's the thought of teledildonics that's keeping me awake at night.  I can't stop the giggling.

[schild]

It's thursday. Showing your body for money isn't comprimised principles for personal gain? I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure I have the majority of earth on my side in saying that it is, no matter how much I love zee porn.

See, you don't want to call her a whore because you enjoy the shit. I have no problem calling her a whore and I enjoy the shit.

Stop taking it so personally. But I would like to know where on the doll the webcam touched you. I think I just found a way to make millions.

[MrHat]

Where's my powerglove.

Edit: Found it.

[schild]

Where's my powerglove.

Azazel's showing it to the SOE girl.

"Hey, you want to see my...powerglove?"

[Fabricated]

At this point I'm thinking we should send her a thank you letter for this topic.

[MrHat]

At this point I'm thinking we should send her a thank you letter for this topic.

We could send her one of these: NSFW

I'll pay shipping.

Edit: lol slashdong.org

[schild]

At this point I'm thinking we should send her a thank you letter for this topic.

We could send her one of these: NSFW

I'll pay shipping.

You googled teledildonics you silly fucker!

[SuperPopTart]

See what happens when you throw no sleep in with teledildonics and web porn?

[MrHat]

Awesome.

Edit: Sweet merciful Christ, there's a lot of porn on the internet.

[Fabricated]

God, and that's the EXACT SAME MIDTOWER CASE I USE.

[SuperPopTart]

Now all you need is the attachment and the floppy disk.

[MrHat]

God, and that's the EXACT SAME MIDTOWER CASE I USE.

Should we expect a review this weekend?

[schild]

God, and that's the EXACT SAME MIDTOWER CASE I USE.

You foxy minx! I didn't know you ran slashdong. I thought I met Kyle at AGC!

[Fabricated]

God, and that's the EXACT SAME MIDTOWER CASE I USE.

Should we expect a review this weekend?

Nah, if I'm doing the review, it'll be 2 months after no one cares about it anymore.

You foxy minx! I didn't know you ran slashdong. I thought I met Kyle at AGC!

And here I thought I was careful enough to imply that the computer case itself the slashdong is embedded in on that picture is the same model of case I happen to own. WORDS ARE HARD

[Tebonas]

Shit, I'm at work and don't dare googling the stuff you do. 7 hours to go till I can.

I'm definitely a whore. i'm compromising my principles of free information flow (web searches) for personal gain. Namely my next paycheck.

DAMN

[schild]

Like I said, being a whore isn't something I have a problem with.

Being a whore and blaming a whore for being a whore is something else entirely. Hypocritical whore.

[MrHat]

Hippowhore.

[Azazel]

I kid you not, I just spent the last 1/2 hour trying to find a picture of non-naked tits (that I didn't have to retouch) and all I could find was this:

Hm.. now this chick seems to be using her body rather than any talent or skills here. And I'm betting she didn't do it for free. WHORE!!

(or do I need to whack off to it for it to count?)


schild, well, obviously she does. This shitstorm in a teacup is probably making her year, despite the fact that most all of us will have forgotten about it by this time next week. I'm sure it's doing wonders for her site's hits, and what with the gaming-geek factor of the people reading about this shit combined with her personal forumy bloggy touch and net.geek.girl persona is probably translating to $16.95 a month more than a few times over. Guys on the internet (especially single ones, but not exclusively so) who can talk to the owner of the titties that they're whacking off to, tend to make extreme fanbois. Throw in the fact that she worked at SOE FTW. Kinda like porn performer Asia Carerra being a UT player.

And yeah Fab, I know (through the intarweb) some people that proudly call themselves whores. I think they're more than a little silly to do so, but hey, I'm not the world's arbiter of taste, good or otherwise.

later posts:

schild: saying that someone showing their titties for personal gain = comprimised principles for personal gain doesn't work because, odd as it may be, each person has their own principles. Hers are obviously different to yours. Just like mine are different to both of yours. You might nit agree with them, but you don't get to tell the world what it's personal morals and principles are, see?

Me enjoying porn has nothing to do with enjoying it or now (and I do) it's because the term is so derogatory. I like the actor Samuel L Jackson, but I don't say "I like that nigger". As for personally, I'm just arguing with people on the internet, mate. Most of the posters here are smarter than the usual fuckwad on net.forums, which just makes the argument more fun. Now I'm not trolling, and I do legitimately disagree with describing whateverhernameis as a whore, but I'm enjoying the posting.

Much   for that PC case though. But you'll have to be the one to send her the thankyou note. My powerglove stopped working just now as it got a bit ..wet on the inside.

[Tebonas]

I admit I went for the literal definition of whore in this thread at first. Context is important in translations if you are a non native speaker. In your definition of whore, everybody is a whore anyway. So why should anybody care.

[Azazel]

It's thursday.

Huh? Don't you guys work on Fridays or sammat?

[MrHat]

Whores have Friday off.

Edit for sensitivity.

[schild]

Azazel obviously has some personal bad experience to be trying this hard.

That said, Azazel, stop reaching. Whore stopped being derogatory in 1994. Now, cunt, that's a derogatory thing to call a woman. Also clambake and spunkbucket - but whore? No.

Are you hiding something? I don't know a single guy who really knows any girl born after 1975 who would be as offended as you by the word whore. PARTICULARLY girls who dwell in netspaces. My grandparents would be offended, my mother would be offended, but they haven't been desensitized by the intarweb. And if this girl is offended? Then she's a stupid and naive as well.

[MrHat]

Clambake?

[Tebonas]

Cultural differences? Around here "Hure"(=Whore) still gets women riled up and angry quite good. Maybe in Australia as well?