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Kenrick
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on: November 16, 2005, 01:54:26 PM

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Reply #1 on: November 16, 2005, 02:19:53 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #2 on: November 16, 2005, 02:30:28 PM

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"You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT.

I wonder what his expression was like when he said that.
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Reply #3 on: November 16, 2005, 02:38:32 PM

We need to move this to useless news... bury this quickly.   Damn sweeds
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Reply #4 on: November 16, 2005, 02:39:48 PM

Alert the Pentavirate immediately- we can't let word of this spread!

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Reply #5 on: November 16, 2005, 02:40:46 PM

Damn sweeds

Aren't they the ones though that produce a high amount of....

No. Nevermind. I won't go there.

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Reply #6 on: November 16, 2005, 02:48:27 PM

We need to move this to useless news... bury this quickly.   Damn sweeds

It was in useless news, but I felt it wasn't that useless. Of course, if my wife reads this I'll probably never get.. well.. to the Den with it!
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Reply #7 on: November 16, 2005, 02:49:42 PM

HaHa HaHaHa Ha HaHaHa.

Ha.

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Reply #8 on: November 16, 2005, 02:51:49 PM

This just means we will have to get our blowjobs from hookers instead, as God intended.

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Reply #9 on: November 16, 2005, 02:53:03 PM

Good idea.  I'm sure you can get them to cook you dinner and wash your stinky socks.  Gotta love those hookers... a disgruntled wife's best friend in the courtroom.

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Reply #10 on: November 16, 2005, 03:23:59 PM

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"You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT.

I wonder what his expression was like when he said that.

A guy?

Named Kerstin?

Like any man would pursue this line of inquiry.

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Reply #11 on: November 16, 2005, 03:29:48 PM

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"You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT.

I wonder what his expression was like when he said that.

A guy?

Named Kerstin?

Like any man would pursue this line of inquiry.

Hmm...Good point. I don't know why, but instinct told me that people in Sweden named Kerstin are guys. I'm probably wrong.
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Reply #12 on: November 16, 2005, 03:31:27 PM

This just means we will have to get our blowjobs from hookers instead, as God intended.

"But honey, I was thinking of you!"

-Roac
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Reply #13 on: November 16, 2005, 03:36:32 PM

Hmm...Good point. I don't know why, but instinct told me that people in Sweden named Kerstin are guys. I'm probably wrong.

Plus this bit at the end of the article:

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Her findings confirm other international studies in recent years.

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Reply #14 on: November 16, 2005, 03:46:16 PM

Well whatever. Don't think I'm being "the Ugly American" for saying that though (besides, I'm part Danish/Norwegian. We have "Kerstins" too).

I just quoted a line and happened to say he. The rest was just a poor attempt at humor (or rather, a poor attempt to ward you off).
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Reply #15 on: November 16, 2005, 03:53:04 PM

Sorry, I'm not trying to be a douche. Just trying to fix the oversight.

I actually thought it was a guy, too, until I noticed the "her" at the end.  My inner sexist speaks out and tells me "Doctor=man".

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Reply #16 on: November 16, 2005, 03:55:14 PM

Well vaginal sex is linked to cancer, too, but what are we supposed to do? Go fuck ourselves?

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Reply #17 on: November 16, 2005, 03:57:07 PM

Well vaginal sex is linked to cancer, too, but what are we supposed to do? Go fuck ourselves?

Full body condom.  Then you can put anything anywhere.



Until they find out that the latex gives cancer, that is.

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Reply #18 on: November 17, 2005, 06:23:08 AM

Watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide while you're at it. Kills thousands every year and it's everywhere.
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Reply #19 on: November 17, 2005, 06:26:55 AM

Full body condom.  Then you can put anything anywhere.

Until they find out that the latex gives cancer, that is.

Repeated prolonged exposure to latex can create allergic reactions in some people.  Close enough?

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Reply #20 on: November 17, 2005, 06:46:47 AM

In Norway it's spelled Kirsten.  My cousin is Kirsten and she's not a man.  I only know one Kersten and he's a man and he's Czech.

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Reply #21 on: November 17, 2005, 06:53:24 AM

452 people is the necessary number to cause a mouth cancer blowjob freakout epidemic? Fucking douchebags.

If that's all it takes, I could make Horizons look like a good game. 452 people is an easy number to find.
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Reply #22 on: November 17, 2005, 06:54:29 AM

In Norway it's spelled Kirsten.  My cousin is Kirsten and she's not a man.  I only know one Kersten and he's a man and he's Czech.

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Reply #23 on: November 17, 2005, 06:59:15 AM

No, she is Kirsten Saboe.

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Reply #24 on: November 17, 2005, 07:51:51 AM

Shit, I posted this in GD?  I meant to put it in Useless, honest.  Sawwy.   NDA

edit: Nevermind, I just read Shockeye's post. keke
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