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Topic: Houston, we have a problem... (Read 4312 times)
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Kenrick
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Morfiend
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stray
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"You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT. I wonder what his expression was like when he said that. |
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Zetleft
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We need to move this to useless news... bury this quickly. Damn sweeds
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WayAbvPar
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Alert the Pentavirate immediately- we can't let word of this spread!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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stray
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Damn sweeds
Aren't they the ones though that produce a high amount of.... No. Nevermind. I won't go there. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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We need to move this to useless news... bury this quickly. Damn sweeds
It was in useless news, but I felt it wasn't that useless. Of course, if my wife reads this I'll probably never get.. well.. to the Den with it! |
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Signe
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HaHa HaHaHa Ha HaHaHa.
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WayAbvPar
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This just means we will have to get our blowjobs from hookers instead, as God intended.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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Good idea. I'm sure you can get them to cook you dinner and wash your stinky socks. Gotta love those hookers... a disgruntled wife's best friend in the courtroom.
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Llava
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"You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT. I wonder what his expression was like when he said that. A guy? Named Kerstin? Like any man would pursue this line of inquiry. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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"You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT. I wonder what his expression was like when he said that. A guy? Named Kerstin? Like any man would pursue this line of inquiry. Hmm...Good point. I don't know why, but instinct told me that people in Sweden named Kerstin are guys. I'm probably wrong. |
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Roac
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This just means we will have to get our blowjobs from hookers instead, as God intended.
"But honey, I was thinking of you!" |
-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Llava
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Hmm...Good point. I don't know why, but instinct told me that people in Sweden named Kerstin are guys. I'm probably wrong.
Plus this bit at the end of the article: Her findings confirm other international studies in recent years. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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Well whatever. Don't think I'm being "the Ugly American" for saying that though (besides, I'm part Danish/Norwegian. We have "Kerstins" too).
I just quoted a line and happened to say he. The rest was just a poor attempt at humor (or rather, a poor attempt to ward you off).
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« Last Edit: November 16, 2005, 03:51:59 PM by Stray »
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Llava
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Sorry, I'm not trying to be a douche. Just trying to fix the oversight.
I actually thought it was a guy, too, until I noticed the "her" at the end. My inner sexist speaks out and tells me "Doctor=man".
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Well vaginal sex is linked to cancer, too, but what are we supposed to do? Go fuck ourselves?
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Well vaginal sex is linked to cancer, too, but what are we supposed to do? Go fuck ourselves?
Full body condom. Then you can put anything anywhere.  Until they find out that the latex gives cancer, that is. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide while you're at it. Kills thousands every year and it's everywhere.
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Roac
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Full body condom. Then you can put anything anywhere.
Until they find out that the latex gives cancer, that is.
Repeated prolonged exposure to latex can create allergic reactions in some people. Close enough? |
-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Signe
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In Norway it's spelled Kirsten. My cousin is Kirsten and she's not a man. I only know one Kersten and he's a man and he's Czech.
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schild
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452 people is the necessary number to cause a mouth cancer blowjob freakout epidemic? Fucking douchebags.
If that's all it takes, I could make Horizons look like a good game. 452 people is an easy number to find.
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schild
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In Norway it's spelled Kirsten. My cousin is Kirsten and she's not a man. I only know one Kersten and he's a man and he's Czech.
Kirsten Dunst. |
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Signe
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No, she is Kirsten Saboe.
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Kenrick
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Shit, I posted this in GD? I meant to put it in Useless, honest. Sawwy.  edit: Nevermind, I just read Shockeye's post. keke |
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« Last Edit: November 17, 2005, 07:55:06 AM by Kenrick »
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