Things I think are funny

[voodoolily]

Patton Oswalt's likening of America to a high school run by a retarded trust-fund kid
the calamity of others
when dogs or cats have a bit of poo stuck to their butts and they run around the house doing the "booty scooty"
catty fags (e.g., Ms. J. Alexander, Carson Cresley, etc.)
Stephen Chow films
"I'm Rick James, bitch"
Wes Anderson films
that the cute little squirrel who eats walnuts at the neighbor's squirrel feeder has a huge set of testicles (we call him "Nutsack")
when the beauty pageant girl on America's Next Top Model had to have her hair wacked off at the makeover and she cried
the ridicule of Ashley Simpson on SNL
Vice magazine's "Do and Don't" list
Schild explaining on Teamspeak that the reason he sounds like he has a turd in his mouth is because he's eating beef jerky

[Cheddar]

Blogs.

http://www.voodoolily.blogspot.com/

The intarweb community is not my friend. The admins at f13 (except schild, he's okay) are power-hungry little cockmunches who den (or delete) my threads whenever I disagree with them about the humor of any given subject (e.g., Napoleon Dynamite). And those PC fucks at urbandictionary.com chose not to publish my definition of "finnuh", which I list below for your reading pleasure.

Fwumpus!

[stray]

Elvis, Midgets, Farting...

All usually guarantee a laugh out of me (though I'm a big Elvis fan as well).

[Llava]

Since I have no opinion on the original post:

Napoleon Dynamite was...

I didn't get it.  But my girlfriend thought it was hilarious.  She loved it, and she's not stupid.  But it was still extremely overrated.

In closing, I agree with Roger Ebert.  Again.

[stray]

I just thought the whole Rex Kwan Do thing was pretty funny. And the dance at the end. Besides that...Whatever. Heh.

[HaemishM]

I got Napoleon Dynamite. It just wasn't funny. At all. I'm sure it sounded funny on paper, and the very concept sounds funny, but in practice... it's just sad.

Also, I find it funny that I'm one of the power-hungry cockmunches who admin this site, yet I don't really even know how to ban someone.

[Cheddar]

I got Napoleon Dynamite. It just wasn't funny. At all. I'm sure it sounded funny on paper, and the very concept sounds funny, but in practice... it's just sad.

Also, I find it funny that I'm one of the power-hungry cockmunches who admin this site, yet I don't really even know how to ban someone.

Uh oh.  Was that a hint?

[HaemishM]

When have I ever been subtle?

[Cheddar]

When have I ever been subtle?

Outstanding point.  I am feeling sensitive today. 

Hmmm What do I find funny:
-There is a late night infomercial hosted by 2 midgets attempting to get people into their real estate thing.  This for some reason fills me with mirth (Ill try and get the website tonight)
-Blogs.  I love blogs, and have like 20+ bookmarked that I avidly cycle through everyday.  Especially the gaming ones, such as KillTenRats.
-College students.  Seriously, WTF.  I am a non traditional student (duh), and their personal problems humor the shit out of me. 
-The fact that I am dating a 22 year old.  This for some reason makes me giggle inside (I am not that much older, and have dated younger. I just did not care about any of them before).
-F13 of course. 

[Fargull]

I find WOW funny.  Sarcasm.  People.  Most animals.  Small cars.  Trucks with more than 4 wheels.  The Daily Show.  Day Light Savings Time.  Monti Python.  The thought of Schild being stuck in a phone booth with QT.

Haem I find more insightful than funny.

[schild]

Napoleon Dynamite was not funny. It wasn't even in the realm of funny. Oh finnuh. It was, to say the least, one of the most collosal wastes of an indie budget ever put on film. Tarantino could have improved it.

[Shockeye]

The admins at f13 (except schild, he's okay) are power-hungry little cockmunches who den (or delete) my threads whenever I disagree with them about the humor of any given subject (e.g., Napoleon Dynamite). And those PC fucks at urbandictionary.com chose not to publish my definition of "finnuh", which I list below for your reading pleasure.

That would be me. Haemish had nothing to do with it.

[schild]

The admins at f13 (except schild, he's okay) are power-hungry little cockmunches who den (or delete) my threads whenever I disagree with them about the humor of any given subject (e.g., Napoleon Dynamite). And those PC fucks at urbandictionary.com chose not to publish my definition of "finnuh", which I list below for your reading pleasure.

That would be me. Haemish had nothing to do with it.

This is funny to me. Bothersome though beccause I by mistake clicked on it.

[AOFanboi]

So... is Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle the anti-Napoleon Dynamite? That is one funny film.

*anxiously awaits the 2007 sequel*

[schild]

So... is Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle the anti-Napoleon Dynamite? That is one funny film.

*anxiously awaits the 2007 sequel*

I thought White Castle was pretty decent, I actually preferred Eurotrip. But that's neither here nor there, I would say Super Troopers is the extreme oppisite of Napoleon.

[Llava]

Eurotrip? Really?  I didn't find that funny at all.  Harold & Kumar was hilarious though.

[Samwise]

I think just about everything is funny in one way or another.  Some things are just more funny than others.

[Bunk]

Well, I have to say that Cheddar posting that excerpt from your blog was pretty funny in it's own way.

Napolean Dynamite... I found certain individual scenes really funny, but it just went on and on, and I really didn't care where it was going. So I turned it off after close to an hour.

[voodoolily]

It's not about Napoleon Dynamite, it's about censorship, dammit!  This was meant to be a thread wherein people list things that are funny to them, akin to the "Things I Hate" and "Things I Love" threads.

I actually am sorry I said hurtful things about Shockeye and Haemish. I didn't mean it, I was just licking my wounds after being pummeled for defending what I thought was a quality piece of comedy. I didn't think anyone even read my blog. Follow the link that says 'Scott' to read Sauced's awesome short review of Psychonauts (the man has a gift, I tell you, but he's too shy for his own good). He's a much better blogger than I.

Other things I find funny:
"funneh", "teh funniez" and other ways people say something is funny on f13
Achewood
Scrubs
"You go ahead, I'll stay here and rub one out."

[stray]

Nothing beats watching the Three Stooges while tripping on Acid.

Seriously, this should be some new kind of torture at Abu Ghraib.

[Pococurante]

Nothing beats watching the Three Stooges while tripping on Acid.

Truth.

Never watch The Wall on acid.

[Signe]

I didn't think anyone even read my blog.

I read your blog.

I thought the nerd bits in your post were funny.  I thought the wee bits I saw of Napoleon Dynomite were funny, too.  Righ thought Napoleon Dynomite was funny.  He actually saw the whole thing on TV... I only saw some clips.  I also think it's mean how people keep denning your threads, which mostly make me laugh.  (not the denning... the thread)

sometimes the denning makes me laugh

Never watch The Wall on acid.

Waaaay too late.

[HaemishM]

I think Signe is funny. Especially when she wears the funny hat.

Also, White Castle, Eurotrip, Super Troopers AND Club Dread? All fucking funny.

[Signe]

Which hat?  The Duck Hat?  You thought it looked funny???

I thought I looked cool.

 

[Cheddar]

What the fuck is White Castle? Did I miss this during my time in third world countries? Seriously.... someone help me.

[Samwise]

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Haemish did a review of it that I am presently too lazy to Google up for you.  Suffice to say that it is an excellent movie and you should rent it.

[Furiously]

http://www.bigad.com.au/

[Llava]

Signe does make me laugh.

Voodoo too, for that matter.

They are both very, very strange women.  Very entertaining.

[Sky]

I agree with Llava.

My friend's wife was funny. Now he funny too.

[Signe]

I agree with Llava.

My friend's wife was funny. Now he funny too.

Uh-oh.  We seem to know some of the same people.

[HaemishM]

What the fuck is White Castle? Did I miss this during my time in third world countries? Seriously.... someone help me.

Joy in a Box. It's a really good teen stoner movie by the same guy who did Dude, Where's my Car? Which I know doesn't sound like an endorsement, but you have to have the right attitude.

[Ironwood]

I loved Dude, Where's My Car.

I know that's wrong and I shouldn't, but I can't help it.

I regularly ask my IT minions to bring me a continuum transfunctioner.

[HaemishM]

Dude, Where's My Car was funny if you go into it expecting to have an entertaining, completely silly experience. It's the 2k version of Strange Brew.

[Rasix]

I thought Dude Where's My Car was just too shitty to ever be funny.  Yet I enjoyed the hell out of Harold and Kumar, Eurotrip and Super Troopers.  I'm somewhat surprised I liked Eurotrip so much since it was a painfully BAD movie, like crossing the streams bad.  But it was just hillarius.  Wife loved it too.

I actually, umm, liked Napolean Dynamite.  But, I just love sound bite movies. I found much of it middling and slow, so I don't have the MTV generation man-love for the movie. But as a whole, it was worth seeing once.

I think everyone is thankful I don't have admin powers.  Ohh, the chaos I could unleash.

And ohh, to be more on topic:

Broken Lizard
Larry David
non-sensical humor (IE Sealab)
Kung Fu Hustle
people getting hit the in balls
watching MTV darlings fall to earth and crash (Ashlee Simpson, Fred Durst, etc)
religious right conservatives, scientologists, christian scientiests, militant atheists (pretty much any fundies that aren't blowing shit up personally)
reality tv shows being cancelled
college students (OMG I KNOW EVERYTHING, YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN EGYPTOLOGY 101, I HAVE!)
Bill Murray

[Pococurante]

I loved Dude, Where's My Car.

I know that's wrong and I shouldn't, but I can't help it.

The tattoo scene still cracks me up.  Hey I used to talk like that.