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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Tiger shows off new maneBy staff writers 23sep05  WORLD No.1 Tiger Woods unveiled a new hairdo on two fronts overnight, featuring blonde patchy highlights on his head and goatee on his chin. Woods caused a stir during the opening ceremony for the sixth Presidents Cup in Florida when he walked in with the US team sporting shades and the new 'do. Fashionistas might not have rated it the best job, given the budget he would have had available. The highlights in his short cropped black hair resembled more a burnt fairway on an outback golf course than the tiger stripes he might have been hoping to create. Woods had kept his lighter coiffure under a cap for public appearances during most of the week as the US team prepared to take on an Internationals squad featuring five Australians in the biennial tournament. His golden locks didn't bring him the inspiration of the bleach applied to the skunk-do of England's Ashes hero Kevin Pietersen, however. Woods, renowned for his poor efforts in team golf competition, was beaten by Australian Adam Scott and South African Retief Goosen 4 and 3 in his opening match with partner Fred Couples. Mrs Woods, Elin Nordengren, was on hand with her rather more convincing blonde locks to give Woods a consoling kiss after the defeat, though, so it wasn't all bad news. US President George W. Bush was unable to attend the opening ceremony because of issues related to hurricanes Katrina and Rita. His father and former president George Bush was in attendance, however, alongside Bill Clinton. Tiger, you look like a dipshit. |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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His father and former president George Bush was in attendance, however, alongside Bill Clinton. Did I read that wrong? This sort of hair accident is probably the woman's doing. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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I looks like he has a nasty case of the mange.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Pococurante
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Yes that's it - a hiphop hairstyle is what he needs to get his game back on.
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Merusk
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But he looks like a Tiger now! He's channeling his spirit totem! rawr!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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::: Eddie Murphy as barber from Coming to America voice :::
Boy look like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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But he looks like a Tiger now! He's channeling his spirit totem! rawr!
But tigers have stripes....now he looks more like a leopard. |
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"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
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Merusk
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The lack of green text really confuses you sometimes, doesn't it.
Tigers are also dark stripes on light background. Hey, they're also not typically blonde/ black.. omg!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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That was more a comment to his botched hairdo than anything else.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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schild
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Tiger Woods could buy me 3 or 4 or 5 times. If he wants to have a jacked up haircut, I'm not going to say a goddamn thing about it.
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TheWalrus
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Perfect opportunity to say I may be poor but my hairs not all fucked up. And I didn't pay two hundred bucks to have someone do that to me.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Why wouldn't he just shave his head if it fucked up?
He's black, he can get away with that easy.
Christ, it looks like he has tons of bald patches.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Bleaching your hair to match the color of your scalp is a bad plan.
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