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Topic: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! (Read 3005 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Tara Reid admits her breasts are fakeTara Reid has confessed to having breast surgery. The 'American Pie' star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced. She said: "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention?" Meanwhile, the sexy blonde has revealed she is desperate to fall in love and start a family. The star, famed for her love of partying, wants to meet Mr Right and have lots of children. She said: "Eventually, I definitely want a family. If I didn't have a family, I would really be a heartbroken person. That is the most important thing I will ever do. "I have so much love in my heart to give to someone one day, and I also want to be loved. I am crazy for kids." Tara, 29, says she wants at least three and dreams about one day being a happily married mother. She added in an interview with Britain's OK magazine: "I want a bunch of children. I love the very idea of love, marriage and kids." |
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schild
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u mk me cry.
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shiznitz
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Posts: 4268
the plural of mangina
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Maybe it would help if women like Tara thought about how being a drunken whore for 10 years amazingly hurts a girl's chances to settle down happily. Consequences and all that.
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I have never played WoW.
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Shockeye
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Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Tara Tara Tara..
I'd say how the mighty have fallen but..you were already on your knees in the lowest place possible.
More bad programming brought to you by E.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I'm sorry, she DENIED it?
The reason you're getting so much attention, Tara, is threefold.
First, it's blatantly obvious that you got implants. We've seen your boobs without them.
Second, we saw your boob post-implant.
Third, your nipples are like looking into the eyes of the Devil himself. You have a pair of torture victims attached to your tits. Your nipples need to be euthanized. It looks like you got the implants done by a five year old. You had decent boobs before, and you threw them into a wood chipper. Hell, I might actually believe you if you said that you hadn't had enhancements but your boobs simply swelled up in reaction to the intense trauma they obviously suffered.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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You had decent boobs before, and you threw them into a wood chipper. No, she didn't. Her nipples looked like hell before. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I'm going based off the (admittedly fuzzy) screencaps I've seen from Body Shots. They looked okay. Not fantastic, but passable. I wouldn't be afraid of them if I saw them in person.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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I'm going based off the (admittedly fuzzy) screencaps I've seen from Body Shots. They looked okay. Not fantastic, but passable. I wouldn't be afraid of them if I saw them in person.
Just rent body shots. Admittedly, Katie Holmes has worse nipples than Tara Reid. Greg Kinnear's slap does not lie. At least Tara doesn't have hammer toes. Or something. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I'm not spending money to look at Tara Reids boobs.
Sorry, it's just not happening.
Next you'll try to convince me to buy air.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Big Gulp
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I loved this little tidbit:
" I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad."
For the record, my uncle has for his entire life been classified as retarded. I can confirm without reservation that he has a firmer grasp of how the world works than this coked up cum guzzler could ever hope to.
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« Last Edit: August 25, 2005, 03:03:52 PM by Big Gulp »
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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Wow, who the fuck cares?
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Wow, who the fuck cares?
I do and that's all that matters. |
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Paelos
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Wow, who the fuck cares?
I do and that's all that matters. That summed up Useless News pretty well, actually. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Hey, I care.
This forum division is fantastic for little anecdotes to fill up a conversation's lulls.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Ironwood
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Indeed. And it's more honest than the rest of the forums.
:-D
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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I sort of meant why Useless News keeps going.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Ironwood
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It keeps going because it annoys Arc.
And that's enough.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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It keeps going because it annoys Arc.
And that's enough.
Yeah, that's pretty much my only goal. Sad, eh? |
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Is he still alive? He rarely updates his site, which was one of my favorites. I am tempted to hit every Chik-Fil-A in his area just to scare him back to the internet.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Is he still alive? He rarely updates his site, which was one of my favorites. I am tempted to hit every Chik-Fil-A in his area just to scare him back to the internet.
He was posting over at Grimwell before they sold out. Dunno where he went. Maybe he's at GamerGod making an ass of himself, dunno. Don't care. |
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Why the hate anyways? Did I miss something?
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schild
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I like RKDN. But I like useless news. This sort of decision can not be made without a supplement. Like alchol.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I like RKDN. But I like useless news. This sort of decision can not be made without a supplement. Like alchol.
You'll get 2-3 bottles of the good stuff on Sunday. Depends on how giving I feel. |
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