'Urine Throwing' is on the decline. That's right, 'Urine Throwing'.

[Shockeye]

Often-Cited Inmate Charged With Throwing Urine On Guard

POSTED: 7:43 am EDT August 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:52 am EDT August 19, 2005

MALONE, N.Y. -- An inmate with close to 100 violations since entering prison has been charged with throwing a cup of urine on a corrections officer.

Henry Benitez, 43, of Brooklyn, was charged with assault on staff and committing an unhygienic act, a spokeswoman for the Upstate Correctional Facility in Malone said.

This is the third time in four years Benitez has been charged with throwing bodily fluids, which is a felony.

Benitez could see another five years in prison, but he's already serving almost 105 years to life for burglary, robbery and sex crimes.

Throwing urine is becoming less common in New York, the Plattsburgh Press-Republican reported. Since being classified a felony, incidents have dropped from 130 in 1995 to 21 in 2004.

Malone is about 40 miles west of Plattsburgh.

[Johny Cee]

Sigh....

I once worked for the Plattsburgh Press-Republican.

[Sky]

One of the cool things a lot of people don't know about NY is that the city will pay top dollar to house their felons upstate. We have two prisons in my vicinity.

Add to that a nice welfare scam where they pretend residence in the city, then move up here (MUCH lower cost of living, but they still get the city bennies) to be close to their adorable felon.

Our town is so nice these days as all the high tech labs close shop (thanks, Clinton) and our new immigrants are pee-tossers.

Just pointing this out because that Brooklyn cat was in an upstate facility. Keep the dirty pigfuckers down there, imo.

[Johny Cee]

I'm almost scared to ask, Sky....  Where in Upstate NY are you?

[Paelos]

I'm almost scared to ask, Sky....  Where in Upstate NY are you?

Scary Clown Land, NY