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Topic: SAs Guide to BF2 (Read 2836 times)
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penfold
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Furiously
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I keep meaning to try driving up to an enemies runway as an engie and dropping some mines - of course that would be the same point someone on my side would steal a plane and hit me with teamkill points.
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WayAbvPar
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God that thing is funny. I was in tears by the end of it.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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It's funny because it's so damn true.
I remember the one Strike at Karkland map I did where half the team was snipers, 1/4 was Spec Ops and the rest were medics. Even when the enemy RAN PAST OUR LINES and came back to blow the shit out of everyone with our own tank everyone was respawning with the same kits. Took me and another guy 3 deaths to finally kill the tank, (yay spawncamping) and by that time they'd brought up their own tank and an APC from the rear spawn.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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WayAbvPar
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So, I found a nice way to motivate my troops as a commander. We were US (on Operation Clean Sweep), and I was trying to get the team to capture the far right base (which has all the MEC arty and radar installations). 3 or 4 times I gave orders to the same squad, only to be ignored. I finally zoomed in on them on the command screen, and found that there were 2 snipers sitting on one of the intermediate islands, sniping. ARRGGH.
Again I send them an order, and then say in team chat "Quit sniping and help them team!". No response. I had finally had enough. my next comment in team chat- "If you don't move and start helping out, my next arty strike will be right on that fucking island". Suddenly, they decided that helping the team was a good idea.
I should have my own motivational DVD line.
Edited to include the map name for coherence.
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« Last Edit: August 08, 2005, 09:48:43 AM by WayAbvPar »
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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Your comment about TKs and Arty strikes last night was amusing.
I was wondering why we were doing so badly, despite the win, until the stats popped up at the end. As I've said before, any game of 20+ players where I'm in the top 6 means we've got some shitty ass players in game.
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WayAbvPar
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Your comment about TKs and Arty strikes last night was amusing. Heh. I get cranky when I get punished for TKing fucktards who have ample warning to get out of the way. I seriously can't remember the last time I was killed by friendly arty; if I was, it was totally my fault. As for our team- yeah, they were pretty awful. We were getting it handed to us on a map with a huge built in advantage for our team. That was pathetic. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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I was commanding and I noticed two of our side dancing around with an enemy, so after 5 minutes of one of them dying a few times - I wander over and kill the badguy. Made a say all comment about people stat-whoring and they left to be replaced with people who added to the fight. (We lost by 5 points because people want to kill and not capture flags. And charge Arty strikes).
I've learned to send the UAV to one end to draw people and use a scan to place the arty.
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Toast
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I dropped an artillery strike on an enemy flag and got 5 enemy kills and one team kill from a guy who charged into the strike. He promptly punished.
I said in chat: "Why the hell did you punish for an arty strike that killed 5 enemies"
His answer: "hit wrong button"
Right...
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Furiously
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I really try not to punish unless it's Wayabvpar.
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WayAbvPar
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I think I remember getting you once with an arty strike. Got 6 enemies, you, and some dolt that followed you into the barrage (since I know you did it on purpose!). You didn't punish, but he did. Arrggh.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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Oh - that was a mistake. That time. (I seem to notice a pattern here with my BF2 stories)....I have a lot of "opps'ez"
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