Small explosions in London...

[Ironwood]

Yeah, Beeb confirming this.  They put five bullets in an innocent passerby.

That's going to cause a little trouble, one suspects.

[penfold]

Reported to be brazilian...

[Llava]

He challenged police and refused to obey orders before he was shot and killed Friday morning, Blair said Friday.

Dumbfuck.

They still fucked up by killing you, but goddamn what kind of idiot do you have to be to start giving police shit at a time like this?

[Evangolis]

Hard to say what the guy was thinking.  I got the impression that these were plainclothes guys, not uniforms.  The dead man may not have realized what was going on.  Stranger foriegners waving guns at you is probably a fairly confusing sort of thing to experience.

[Ironwood]

Not really ready to subscribe to the dumbfuck theory as yet.

As someone pointed out - plainclothes cops that had been tailing him all day.  If it was me, I wouldn't be obeying some motherfucker in jeans that had been shadowing me for the better part of the day.  Further, once they got him down and two officers jumped on him, one wonders if 5 caps were entirely neccesary.

Obviously someone thought so.  I think he may be looking at jail time.

Yet another depressing day in this miserable fucking life.

[Signe]

There is a lesson in this.  STAY OUT OF THE SUN.  It's very dangerous to be an individual with a dusky skin tone these days.

[Ironwood]

No fucking danger here then.  Scotland got the sun in 1962 for five minutes and we haven't seen the fucker since.

[Signe]

Unless your ancestry is that of a dusky skinned Pict.  If, in fact, Picts even existed, but if they did... I bet they were dusky skinned buggers.

[Shockeye]

Swarthy, even.

[Signe]

If the coppers in London can shoot Brazilians for wearing coats, just think of what we can do here in the US with our nifty Patriot Act!

[MrHat]

If the coppers in London can shoot Brazilians for wearing coats, just think of what we can do here in the US with our nifty Patriot Act!

Shoot Americans wearing pleather?

[Strazos]

And this is why you don't fuck with the British.

[Evangolis]

Swarthy, even.

'Like that friend of Bill Ferny's at Bree.' said Sam.

'Like many that I saw at Isengard.' muttered Merry.

[Llava]

You're right, I forgot that they were plainclothes cops.

I recant the dumbfuck bit.

[AOFanboi]

If the coppers in London can shoot Brazilians for wearing coats, just think of what we can do here in the US with our nifty Patriot Act!

Oh, shit like that started right after Columbine: Loners wearing duffel coats were expelled from school just to be safe. As if it was the "dress code" or hobbies that killed people and not the guns.

[Signe]

If the coppers in London can shoot Brazilians for wearing coats, just think of what we can do here in the US with our nifty Patriot Act!

Oh, shit like that started right after Columbine: Loners wearing duffel coats were expelled from school just to be safe. As if it was the "dress code" or hobbies that killed people and not the guns.

Well, maybe in London.  I tend to avoid London like the plague.  I can't breathe there.  In Portsmouth we barely notice what the rest of the world is up to, anyway.  Although a bunch of bored Pompey housewives almost killed some bloke they suspected of being a paedophile.  BEWARE THE BORED POMPEY HOUSEWIFE if you ever visit Portsmouth.

[Kenrick]

Duely noted, thank you.

[Ironwood]

Huh.

We tend to overreact over here and kill paediatricions.


Edited :  With the benefit of sobriety, I am looking at that spelling and realising it's horrible.  Once again, I'm going to let it stand as a record to fallability and the dangers of drink.

[Hanzii]

I'm glad this didn't turn into a "God hates fags"-thread.



... Brazillian electrcians on the other hand!

[Signe]

Huh.

We tend to overreact over here and kill paediatricions.


Edited :  With the benefit of sobriety, I am looking at that spelling and realising it's horrible.  Once again, I'm going to let it stand as a record to fallability and the dangers of drink.

Paediatricians. 

Don't laugh, though.  That actually happened, sort of, in Paulsgrove, Portsmouth.  In retaliation for the death of a little girl at the hands of paedophile, a bunch of mums in Paulsgrove vandalised a house that had a "Paediatrician" sign.  They got confused because of how most paedophiles advertise.    If it wasn't for the marina living, Portsmouth would be a gobsmackingly awful place to live.  Might as well move to Surbiton.  There must be more slaggy, ignorant, trashy women living in Portsmouth proper than any place else in the world.  Including Alabama.

[Kenrick]

There must be more slaggy, ignorant, trashy women living in Portsmouth proper than any place else in the world.  Including Alabama.

Ooh!  Directions plz kthx.