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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #210 on: July 27, 2005, 07:41:15 AM

Was that an insult or compliment? I am weary this morning and cannot find it in my mind to comprehend it.

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Reply #211 on: July 27, 2005, 07:57:41 AM

Obvious that she's a woman because she said the exact same thing as me, except she took for fucking ever to say it.

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Reply #212 on: July 27, 2005, 07:58:53 AM

Obvious that she's a woman because she said the exact same thing as me, except she took for fucking ever to say it.

Women - The reason phone bills have discount plans.


Shut up asshat. I wasn't directing advice to you and I'll thank you to keep it shut until I ask you to speak.

Men. Should be seen and never fucking heard. Especially in the mornings.

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Reply #213 on: July 27, 2005, 08:09:14 AM

Rules which make a message board a tricky thing.  I never hear you speak here.

It's also NOT the morning.

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Reply #214 on: July 27, 2005, 08:14:37 AM

For me it is. And you've invaded it.

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Reply #215 on: July 27, 2005, 08:15:38 AM

Poland and France next, you mark my words...

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Reply #216 on: July 27, 2005, 08:18:45 AM

Albania needs a good invasion. And it's just small enough so that you'd be done by dinner.

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Reply #217 on: July 27, 2005, 09:58:38 AM

Fuck you Campus Kid. Don't you dare start going to class in PJ's because you're too fucking lazy to shower and change your clothes in the morning.

And I agree with you, once again, Daydreamer. I don't talk to my peers very well (for a variety of reasons, some of which you listed). My better conversations usually, if not always, come from people older than myself; realitives, friends of the family, professors, and people who just happen to be mature and older than myself.

It's a shame, and I hate Pop Culture

Hah! I'd never do that shit. I'm all about dressing nice and smelling great. That stuff has got me laid in the past and I'm sure it'll work for the future. RES HERE I COME! (OH SNAP! That's punny!)
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Reply #218 on: July 27, 2005, 10:25:01 AM

The only thing that can make PJ's and no-showering worse?

Going to class with that stuff, and wearing fucking bed slippers or something, rather than SHOES.

Fucking clown shoes.

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Reply #219 on: July 27, 2005, 10:30:12 AM

Aren't you in Florida?

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Reply #220 on: July 27, 2005, 10:36:27 AM

Indeed I am.

And the only thing we've done outside the apt? Go get food.

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Reply #221 on: July 27, 2005, 10:40:40 AM

Go out.

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Reply #222 on: July 27, 2005, 10:48:06 AM

I have not read the weather report, but since I park under a concrete deck and my truck tells me it is 99F in the shade in Atlanta... I'd guess you better not go outside in FL.

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Reply #223 on: July 27, 2005, 10:48:43 AM

The OMG factor of getting laid wears off and the image of perfection dies as the relationship lingers. THAT, my friend, is when true love begins. When every good thing stops being amplified and the newness is gone, and all you are left with is reality. And the reality that who you are with makes you laugh, cry, want to pull your hair out and stomp on her/his head, really, really good conversation and unbelievable laughter. These are the things that make a relationship work.

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Reply #224 on: July 27, 2005, 10:49:29 AM

Go out.

NOTHING TO DO.

Quite literally, they are in the middle of fucking nowhere. A few stores, and then just fucking Everglades.

And don't you dare say, "OMG you're in Florida, go to the BEACH!!*" I'm not a beach person, damnit.

Also, being on an almost-nocturnal sleep schedule, and having everything close at like 9pm, doesn't help.

*I've been to fucking Capri....I don't see Cocoa Beach measuring up very well. Also, apparently they don't want to go because the waves suck for surfing ATM.

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Reply #225 on: July 27, 2005, 10:52:50 AM

Go out.

NOTHING TO DO.

Quite literally, they are in the middle of fucking nowhere. A few stores, and then just fucking Everglades.

And don't you dare say, "OMG you're in Florida, go to the BEACH!!*" I'm not a beach person, damnit.

Also, being on an almost-nocturnal sleep schedule, and having everything close at like 9pm, doesn't help.

*I've been to fucking Capri....I don't see Cocoa Beach measuring up very well. Also, apparently they don't want to go because the waves suck for surfing ATM.


Nah I won't say go out. I will only say I am sorry and I wish you were having more fun then you are. When do you leave hell?

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Reply #226 on: July 27, 2005, 11:14:40 AM

Sunday afternoon.

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Reply #227 on: July 27, 2005, 11:33:36 AM

Dude I'd be having so much fun in the Everglades. I've always wanted to see them (wetland biologist and all). You can watch scarlet ibises and catch treefrogs and paddleboat around!  cheesy

SuperPopTart did a lovely job of reiterating what I said about the relationship being dull, and what makes long-term stay that way. You mean boys need to lay off. Although Ironwood, you've really been cracking me up today with your snarkiness.

If she stays with you through fart jokes, you have a winner ;-)

...and if he stays with you through the farts, you have a winner.  (mine are startlingly loud, although my bark is worse than my bite, if you catch my drift)  :-D /giggle and blush

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Reply #228 on: July 27, 2005, 11:36:13 AM

Ugh....TMI isn't in your vocabulary, is it Voodoo?

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Reply #229 on: July 27, 2005, 11:37:32 AM

Cue Mulder picture.

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Reply #230 on: July 27, 2005, 11:41:44 AM

Ugh....TMI isn't in your vocabulary, is it Voodoo?

I will always be the girl that outgrosses the guys. Get used to it.

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Reply #231 on: July 27, 2005, 11:43:36 AM

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Reply #232 on: July 27, 2005, 11:46:43 AM

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How We Get Fat Retards

If you haven't noticed there has been a drastic increase in the number of retarded people in the U.S. Why? It's really simple to explain, but first I need to clue you in on some things. Weight is genetic. Mental problems are genetic. Fat people have lots of problems with their health. The older you get the more your cells get deformed.

If you see a retarded kid just look at the parents. I bet you they are old, fat, or retarded themselves. It's really simple fat people pass on their problems to their kids. Old people don't have healthy cells to give to the zygote during reproduction. Retards pass on what they got to their kids and they don't got much going for them.

I feel sorry for every retarded kid I see. They shouldn't have to suffer. They will be ridiculed, harassed and hindered all their life. I do not feel sorry for the parents though. Those fat fuck's.



If you didn't know this already I will clear it up for you. Have you noticed that most retards are fat? Well like I said fat people have health problems, so they make retarded kids. God damn fat people. I hate their fat parents. Fat people shouldn't have kids. They should adopt skinny starving children, who know how to work hard. Stop fat people from reproducing!

America is too fat. Every generation there are more and more fat people. They are infesting us normal people! I say we neuter and spay every one at age 12! Fat parents are too dumb to make intelligent choices, so are old people. The choices need to be made for them. If we keep getting more fat people, then that means more fat retards. Ultimately we will be a dumb ass county of fat retards.

Remember to neuter and spay your fat, old, and retarded people. Please do it for man kind(and especially for old people and people with MS)! Where I work the elderly and actually handicapped don't get to use the special motorized carts, because fat bitches are on them getting more potato chips!
 
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Reply #233 on: July 27, 2005, 11:48:25 AM

Throw a few more cuss words in there and I would have sworn it was Maddox.

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Reply #234 on: July 27, 2005, 11:56:48 AM

...and if he stays with you through the farts, you have a winner.  (mine are startlingly loud, although my bark is worse than my bite, if you catch my drift)  :-D /giggle and blush

Everyone says this.  I'd lay down cash that you peel paint and are a skid-queen.  You have nice friends.

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Reply #235 on: July 27, 2005, 11:58:30 AM

Well I've passed my own Dutch oven tests, so there that is. I mostly only belch in front of my friends; farts are for that special someone (actually I'm still pretty shy to fart in front of Sauced, but I'm making progress).

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Reply #236 on: July 27, 2005, 11:59:46 AM

You know, of this whole lot, I think I'd actually get along with you in the real world.

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Reply #237 on: July 27, 2005, 12:00:46 PM

Awww, shucks! That's nice, Yeg. spacebo balshoye.

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Reply #238 on: July 27, 2005, 12:02:31 PM

Stop, you'll make me look mushy.

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Reply #239 on: July 27, 2005, 12:07:09 PM

Love is in the air.

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Reply #240 on: July 27, 2005, 12:08:53 PM

Stop, you'll make me look mushy.

That avatar is already doing a fine job of that. What, is that Shannon Doherty's grandpa?

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Reply #241 on: July 27, 2005, 12:10:21 PM



That avatar is already doing a fine job of that. What, is that Shannon Doherty's grandpa?

rotflmao    strong resemblance  ;)

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Reply #242 on: July 27, 2005, 12:11:00 PM

Love is in the air.

Love smells like eggs.

My avatar is indeed Shannon Doherty's grandpa, once she found out what he got her for her birthday.

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Reply #243 on: July 27, 2005, 12:13:16 PM

Genes for the wonky eye?

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Reply #244 on: July 27, 2005, 02:05:19 PM

Know what? I'm gonna post this in the funny pictures thread instead.  It fits better there, even though this thread made me think of it.
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