Things I love.

[Signe]

I ♥ HARRY POTTER!

[Shockeye]

I ♥ HARRY POTTER!

I love being able to post spoilers from the new book.

[EDIT] Spoilers removed upon threat of legal action by Scholastic.

I love free speech.

[voodoolily]

Desmond is very needy and rubs his stankbreath on my face. That, I don't love.

He's just desperate. He knows that you don't prefer him.

Naw, he doesn't. He is entirely convinced of the opposite, actually. He's not even a cat. He's a bag of sand. He's always been like that. (I did adopt him so Bock would have a Little Brudder, not because I necessarily wanted a kitten)

[CmdrSlack]

Desmond is very needy and rubs his stankbreath on my face. That, I don't love.

He's just desperate. He knows that you don't prefer him.

Naw, he doesn't. He is entirely convinced of the opposite, actually. He's not even a cat. He's a bag of sand. He's always been like that. (I did adopt him so Bock would have a Little Brudder, not because I necessarily wanted a kitten)

My youngest cat is the same way (just turned 1 year old on the 8th), and is the biggest whore in the world.  However, for all of his annoying "I NEED LOVE, DAMMIT!" qualities, I can forgive his misbehavior because he's so damn cute.  We got him a catnip, terry cloth bunny for his birthday.  He now sleeps with said bunny.  He uses pillows like a human does, likes to play fetch, and can catch a ball or his bunny with his mouth and paws while making very acrobatic leaps.

He's not as badass as my oldest (spiked harley davidson collar ftw!), or my ancient kitty that died, thus making room for him, but he's still pretty kickass.  He is also convinced that he's the best thing since sliced bread, but we try to keep him in his place.  This just exacerbates the behavior.

But damn, he still hasn't grown into his ears or feet or legs yet, so he's a big, gawky Napoleon Dynamite cat. 

[voodoolily]

My youngest cat is the same way (just turned 1 year old on the 8th), and is the biggest whore in the world.  However, for all of his annoying "I NEED LOVE, DAMMIT!" qualities, I can forgive his misbehavior because he's so damn cute.  We got him a catnip, terry cloth bunny for his birthday.  He now sleeps with said bunny.  He uses pillows like a human does, likes to play fetch, and can catch a ball or his bunny with his mouth and paws while making very acrobatic leaps.

He's not as badass as my oldest (spiked harley davidson collar ftw!), or my ancient kitty that died, thus making room for him, but he's still pretty kickass.  He is also convinced that he's the best thing since sliced bread, but we try to keep him in his place.  This just exacerbates the behavior.

But damn, he still hasn't grown into his ears or feet or legs yet, so he's a big, gawky Napoleon Dynamite cat. 

OMG - Bock has a spiked collar too! It's the fourth or fifth collar he's had, and the only one he didn't "lose" within a week of having to wear it. He's such a little badass mofo. He goes on walks with us around the block, and walks me to 7-11. He just waits on the corner until I come out of the store and then starts chirping at me when I come out. (He's a Maine Coon and chirps instead of meows)

Desmond just turned 2, but he thinks he's still a baby. He will actually root around in your armpit for a nipple when he sits in your lap. And he's a fat bastard. You can even see the fat on his neck and chin.

We have 4 cats. It's okay if they're not all my #1 Champ. (Bock's got that title)

[Shockeye]

We have 4 cats. It's okay if they're not all my #1 Champ. (Bock's got that title)

I can see the headlines now that'll run 30 years in the future...

Today 214 cats, 56 dead, 3 partially frozen, were removed from a suburban home outside of Portland, Oregon. The owner of the house, who demands to be called "Voodoo Lily", claimed that people from the F13 Shiny Happy Mega Industries, Inc. had driven her to this life of cat collecting.

[Arcadian Del Sol]

I love Lauren Bacall making "I adore you" eyes at Bogart while he's delivering a straight line.
I love records old worn swing records that make you concentrate to listen through the static.
I love movies about baseball.
I love the smell of an old book only a little more than the smell of a new book.
I love to cook.
I love Roy Orbison and Willie Nelson.
I love a giant American flag snapping like lightning in a stiff summer breeze.
I love being surprised by something funny and laughing for hours.
I love anything Mandy Patinkin has ever done.
I love the comedy of Mitch Hedberg and wish there was more of it.
I love sunflowers.
I love glaze highlights on the walls and fancy, victorian crown moulding.
I love anything and everything about the B-17 Flying Fortress.
I love that second wind I get when I'm writing at 2am in the morning.
I love looking forward to seeing the world all over again through my daughter's eyes.
I love looking out the kitchen window to the house next door, and waiving to my father as he gets the mail.
I love to sing showtunes and being better at it than anyone would ever have thought.
I love to memorize poetry.

[CmdrSlack]

My youngest cat is the same way (just turned 1 year old on the 8th), and is the biggest whore in the world.  However, for all of his annoying "I NEED LOVE, DAMMIT!" qualities, I can forgive his misbehavior because he's so damn cute.  We got him a catnip, terry cloth bunny for his birthday.  He now sleeps with said bunny.  He uses pillows like a human does, likes to play fetch, and can catch a ball or his bunny with his mouth and paws while making very acrobatic leaps.

He's not as badass as my oldest (spiked harley davidson collar ftw!), or my ancient kitty that died, thus making room for him, but he's still pretty kickass.  He is also convinced that he's the best thing since sliced bread, but we try to keep him in his place.  This just exacerbates the behavior.

But damn, he still hasn't grown into his ears or feet or legs yet, so he's a big, gawky Napoleon Dynamite cat. 

OMG - Bock has a spiked collar too! It's the fourth or fifth collar he's had, and the only one he didn't "lose" within a week of having to wear it. He's such a little badass mofo. He goes on walks with us around the block, and walks me to 7-11. He just waits on the corner until I come out of the store and then starts chirping at me when I come out. (He's a Maine Coon and chirps instead of meows)

Desmond just turned 2, but he thinks he's still a baby. He will actually root around in your armpit for a nipple when he sits in your lap. And he's a fat bastard. You can even see the fat on his neck and chin.

We have 4 cats. It's okay if they're not all my #1 Champ. (Bock's got that title)

Ziggy (the one with the spiked collar) has worn his for the entire 6-year stretch of his life and it just now fits his body.  He has also hulked out in the last two years.  It's all muscle.  I know this because he  apparently had a tapeworm for at least a year (I won't go into gross detail about how I noticed the problem) and still got huge; it took myself and my mom to hold him down and give him his pills for that.  I used to think he was at least part Bengal, but after seeing your comment about chirping, I'm thinking he may be part or mostly Maine Coon.  It also makes me wonder about Curtis (the "kitten") since he looks like Ziggy's little brother and is about at the same level of development that Ziggy was at when he was one year old.

And yeah, Curtis also has inappropriate nursing habits.  I assume this is due to the fact that his mom was killed by a car when he was about 2 weeks old.

I would have been a vet if I could have managed to get over my angst about having to put people's pets down.  I've almost considered a career as a "pet psychologist" or some other bunk thing since I have a really great empathy/repoire with 99.9% of domesticated animals.  But then again, I'm the boy who was raised by cats (had 'em sleeping in my crib when I was one month old).

So yeah, I love my cats, both living and dead.

[voodoolily]

We have 4 cats. It's okay if they're not all my #1 Champ. (Bock's got that title)

I can see the headlines now that'll run 30 years in the future...

Today 214 cats, 56 dead, 3 partially frozen, were removed from a suburban home outside of Portland, Oregon. The owner of the house, who demands to be called "Voodoo Lily", claimed that people from the F13 Shiny Happy Mega Industries, Inc. had driven her to this life of cat collecting.

ROFL.  I look forward to the day when f13 is F13 Shiny Happy Mega Industries. Veeeeeerrrrrry fondly.

Speaking of which, I collect weird Japanese stationary. Today I found a little notepad with a bear that's called "Happy Memorial Sky". It says, "My mind has became animated. Hello! My friends. Happy!"

[Samprimary]

I loved Red Dwarf and Red Green.
I loved MST3K.
I love the kittens, oh such cute kittens I love them I do, except maybe not so much on account of being tragically allergic, but I pet them anyway.
I love long island iced teas and specialty martinis made with pomegranate

[Rodent]

There is only one kitty worthy of love, the kitty that reminds me so of.. Well myself.

[Sky]

I ? HARRY POTTER!

I love being able to post spoilers from the new book.

[EDIT] Spoilers removed upon threat of legal action by Scholastic.

I love free speech.

I overheard a hilarious conversation last friday. My supervisor (a librarian) was going on vacation, and he was worried that his copy of the new book was going to get seized at the airport. I poked my head into his office and said I would have cracked the box open and already have read it. He and the other librarian were shocked and went into what trouble we'd get into over it.

I save my law-abiding for stuff that makes sense, like not killing people or robbing them and whatnot. Not reading a book because a box tells me the evil attorneys will flay me alive...not so much. When I worked retail, sure, because then we're selling to the public. But just to read a book? This is america, right?

"Happy Memorial Sky"

Oh, shit. The cat's out of the bag, now! (4 no-points for getting the lyrical reference "The cat's in the bag, and the bag's in the river")

I for you love, yes! Happy so!

[Strazos]

Addendum:

I love the feeling I get when you first get into an MMO and start exploring for the first time.

This feeling is getting harder and harder to find, and wears off a lot more quickly nowadays for me. 

[Yegolev]

ROFL.  I look forward to the day when f13 is F13 Shiny Happy Mega Industries. Veeeeeerrrrrry fondly.

Won't take long for someone to slip a hot carl onto your shiny corp.  I won't name names.

[Furiously]

I love hats.

I drove past a Chik-a-Filet or whatever in Florida on Saturday and thought of you Arc. And here you are.

[jinxer]

I love girls.
I love kitties.
I love gatorade.
I love games, all kinds of games.
I love teh internet, hehe.

[schild]

I love your avatar.

[jinxer]

I love your avatar.

Hehe, I love Schild.    ;)

[Bunk]

Ok, now there's a phrase I never thought I'd hear...

Sigh... I lub your avatar too. I'm such a lonely guy...

I also use ... too much.

[Signe]

Although it's not necessary, you should add another . if it's at the end of the sentence.

Just sayin'....

By the way, I've already tried to push the S-Child romantically towards Jinxer.  It's like trying to push a monster truck over a cliff with a twinkie.  If it doesn't have anything to do with this site, a game, a movie or some faggy Japanese fad... forget it.  He's freeken hopeless.

[jinxer]

Signe,  the monster truck - twinkie analogy is great, ha!  Even if he knew I looked just as hot as my avatar, he still wouldn't give me the time of day!  Poor sucker.......     

[Samwise]

I love easter eggs in commercial software.

[schild]

I'm so confused.

[Paelos]

Yep this thread went swimming in the deep end of the kiddie pool too long.

[Signe]

You're next on my list of people to set up, Paelos.  Your virginity irritates me.

[Samwise]

I had a suggestion to make, but I've thought better of saying it aloud. 

It involved birds.  And a stone.

[schild]

I had a suggestion to make, but I've thought better of saying it aloud. 

It involved birds.  And a stone.

That was wise.

Asshat.

[Samwise]

I had a suggestion to make, but I've thought better of saying it aloud. 

It involved birds.  And a stone.

That was wise.

Wasn't it, though?  I'm still patting myself on the back.

[Pococurante]

You're next on my list of people to set up, Paelos.  Your virginity irritates me.

And yet the alternative is so much more... invasive.

[Paelos]

You're next on my list of people to set up, Paelos.  Your virginity irritates me.

Is it like a chafing or more of a rash?

[Strazos]

Although it's not necessary, you should add another . if it's at the end of the sentence.

Just sayin'....

By the way, I've already tried to push the S-Child romantically towards Jinxer.  It's like trying to push a monster truck over a cliff with a twinkie.  If it doesn't have anything to do with this site, a game, a movie or some faggy Japanese fad... forget it.  He's freeken hopeless.

Sometimes Signe, you're too witty for your own damn good. I love it.

Signe,  the monster truck - twinkie analogy is great, ha!  Even if he knew I looked just as hot as my avatar, he still wouldn't give me the time of day!  Poor sucker.......     

A/S/L? KEKE

[Miasma]

I love that the hate thread is twice as big as the love thread.

[Sky]

It's not the size that counts!! The love thread has the magic!

[voodoolily]

A/S/L? KEKE

...? W/T/F?

I just noticed that the hate thread is bigger, too, and it makes me sad. FWIW, I happen to love more things than I hate, but it's more fun to complain than wax poetic about sandcastles and kittens.

[SuperPopTart]

Who's kid is that? Cause she's really adorable.