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Topic: Things I love. (Read 42843 times)
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I wish she were mine (my little girl, should I have one, will be 10% sweet and 90% sassafras). Creepily, this jpeg came from Suicide Girls.
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WayAbvPar
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She is kinda scary- it would give odds that she has a big knife in her hands just out of the frame.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sauced
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Bat Country '05 Fantasy Football Champion
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Creepily, this jpeg came from Suicide Girls.
Jesus. Make sure you run Norton to get rid of the herpes on the PC, k? |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Jesus. Make sure you run Norton to get rid of the herpes on the PC, k?
Ack! I didn't actually go there on purpose, I pulled the pic from google images. I will give your 'puter a shot of penicillin, promise.  Heh, at first glance of the pic I thought her shirt said "Repressed", which is a little funnier. |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I really hate saying any child isn't adorable because I hate offending proud parents. Children are of course little blessings of hatred however that child.. is very, frighteningly...Matthew Lillardish. See:  and  |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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jinxer
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rotf...my, my, they do bear a close resemblance, don't they? that is kinda scary.......... A/S/L? KEKE  Check my profile. It's all there, except location. ;) |
The bats are mine, mine I tell you!! I saw them first!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Desperate much?
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schild
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Yes. Wait, No. You weren't even talking to me were you?
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jinxer
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Actually, yeah...... Spending so much time on games and the computer pretty much guarantees that I don't have a life and can't seem to get a date no matter how hard I try. :(
Oh well.
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The bats are mine, mine I tell you!! I saw them first!
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Bunk
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Hmm, well my leet investigatory skills have produced the fact that you are in the Eastern Time zone, may or may not be female, and have a hot avatar.
I think I need to grind my investigatory skill some more.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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jinxer
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Hmm, well my leet investigatory skills have produced the fact that you are in the Eastern Time zone, may or may not be female, and have a hot avatar.
I think I need to grind my investigatory skill some more.
I'm astounded at your sleuthing abiliities. ;) |
The bats are mine, mine I tell you!! I saw them first!
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Signe
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Muse.
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She's a woman. Give one a try. They're fun and having one will impress your friend.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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WayAbvPar
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She's a woman. Give one a try. They're fun and having one will impress your friend.
Having more than one will be even more impressive. Especially if there is video evidence. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Bunk
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She's a woman. Give one a try. They're fun and having one will impress your friend.
There's just so much effort involved though.... (Four dots, just for you.) |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Signe
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Muse.
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(Four dots, just for you.) This screwed it up.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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Ok, this all just went somewhere odd.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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It started somewhere odd as well.  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Actually, yeah...... Spending so much time on games and the computer pretty much guarantees that I don't have a life and can't seem to get a date no matter how hard I try. :(
Oh well.
tsk, tsk, tsk. Honey, if you need a date this is the wrong place! Girls who game, as far as I've been privy, have no troubles getting boyfriends. Unless they a) have asses the size of Ted Turner's ranch, b) don't actually like nerdy guys, or c) can't stand the thought of going afk for a couple of hours a week. But you have children, so you must hafta get off teh computator once in awhile. So the battle is half over. Please, girl. I recognize a cry for help when I see one. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Wanna cyb0r?
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Hey, that reminds me. Last night I was talking to Sauced about how kick-ass it would be to set up a string of female characters and cyb0r for gold, which could then be sold on eBay for $$. But I think guys would be better at it (or less on-the-nose, anyway), since y'all know best what turns y'all on.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Beer?
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Actually, yeah...... Spending so much time on games and the computer pretty much guarantees that I don't have a life and can't seem to get a date no matter how hard I try. :(
Oh well.
( Bleh, men have to Try, women must simply ask. Hot Chick: "Umm...Wanna go out some time...?" Single Guy: "Err...durka durr....uh, yeah...(OMG she plays games and has boobies FTW!!)" Sadly, it IS that simple, mostly. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Beer?
And cookies. Oh, and she didn't have to get off the computer in order to make the babies. And with that TO THE DEN WITH YOU. |
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Signe
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Yes. Make Sky spend some time in the Den with my "I R HOT FEM IRL" thread and think about what he's done.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Actually, yeah...... Spending so much time on games and the computer pretty much guarantees that I don't have a life and can't seem to get a date no matter how hard I try. :(
Oh well.
( Bleh, men have to Try, women must simply ask. Hot Chick: "Umm...Wanna go out some time...?" Single Guy: "Err...durka durr....uh, yeah...(OMG she plays games and has boobies FTW!!)" Sadly, it IS that simple, mostly. Fuck me, but some people don't think. You're assuming she's hot. When women say online "I have problems getting dates" I always have one question to ask : "How fat are you ?" |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Don't listen to Ironwood. He's just an old sourpuss. I'm sure she's lovely!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Murgos
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When one girl is trying to hook another up with a date they always tell the guy, "She's lovely!", "She's such a beautiful person.", "She is so nice." etc...
This is all code for whale. Trust me.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Ironwood
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When one girl is trying to hook another up with a date they always tell the guy, "She's lovely!", "She's such a beautiful person.", "She is so nice." etc...
This is all code for whale. Trust me.
You're like the brother I never had. Ok, you're like my other 3 brothers. Huge. I bet. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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Plonkers.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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When one girl is trying to hook another up with a date they always tell the guy, "She's lovely!", "She's such a beautiful person.", "She is so nice." etc...
This is all code for whale. Trust me.
I love how people assume because you are large it is code for OMFG UNBELIEVABLY HUGE LOOK LET'S HARPOON IT BEFORE WE MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE AND IT FLEES. Dumbass. Die in a car fire. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Ironwood
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Didn't you get the memo ? If you're over a size ten you're a fattie that needs to die a horrible death. The media tells us so.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Didn't you get the memo ? If you're over a size ten you're a fattie that needs to die a horrible death. The media tells us so.
If we lived by society's take on size well.. it's goodbye 8/10ths of the men in this world. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Ironwood
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:-D
But not Haemish, Right ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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