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[Paelos]

Fuck you Peyton Manning, fuck you and your 22nd ranked QB points in the league this week. Trent Dilfer can put up more than you did, you cockgobbling asshole. You can't throw touchdowns against the CLEVELAND DEFENSE, who are just two shades away from San Fransisco as holding the place for dead last in the league.

Please die.

[murdoc]

In the Morlocks league, I do well except for being matched up against the guy with both Shaun Alexander and Steve Smith. TATTOOED!

I have Cadillac and Hines Ward too, that has to be one of the highest scores I've ever had in h2h football. About time I won a game in that league.

In this league? I'm fucking doomed. I drafted a real shit team.

That Bucs/Packers game was one of the worst reffed games I've seen in a while. That was fucking terrible for both teams.

[shiznitz]

I really thought I had a decent team. Collins was my only good pick.

[Zetleft]

Ok I had the benefit of playing an opponent who scored the lowest points this week so leaving all of Ronnie Browns points on the bench didn't hurt me.   Ahman Green is really the only starter who has disappointed me (although my QB position could really hurt me later) hell I may just go with Reuben Droughns from now on if this keeps up  :p

I lost in the morlock league by 2 friggin points though.  Still not bad since I had both my WR starters on a bye week and my 3rd (Nate) didn't play.  Luckily I was able to drop someone to pick up Terry Glenn before kick off who almost saved my week on his own, another catch probably would have done it for me... ah well, at least I got my bye week pain over with early. 

[murdoc]

Somebody...ANYBODY trade me a RB that is actually, you know, starting? Pretty much any of my players are on the trading block if I can get a RB.

[Rasix]

Le sigh.  I might win one this year.  I just might. 

Kind of disappointing to go from contending two years in a row to the basement. ALONE. 

Ohh, and before I forget, "FUCK YOU, DANTE".

[Paelos]

Well I finally had a good day. Manning played like Peyton can, thank god. Also, Warrick Dunn and Lamont Jordan having 100+ yard days didn't hurt.

Plus, if Joe Horn actually played a down, it could have been even better. Alas.

[Zetleft]

When I was watching sportscenter and noticed my oppenent had 2 of the top 5 performers of the day I knew this was gonna be ugly.  Plexico and Tomlinson destroyed me.... A. Green would have to have the game of his career tonight to get me a win.

[HaemishM]

Neil Rackers gets 23 fucking points. A GODDAMN KICKER FOR FUCK'S SAKE SCORED MORE THAN TOM BRADY! What's the world coming to? Cats and dogs sleeping together!

Brett Favre having 4 TD's and still fucking losing makes me a stabby sad panda. Green Bay really has turned into a complete cesspool of stupid these days. Ahmad Carroll has got to be the worst 2nd year CB I've ever fucking seen. It's like he has absolutely no idea how the fuck to cover a pass, period. Just clueless.

I'm having to rely on Arizona's fucking defense this next week, as I think they have a better chance of stopping Carolina's O than Jacksonville has of stopping Cinncy.

[Shockeye]

I took Rackers for a reason.

Arizona can't score TDs reliably, so their kicker has to be their main offense. Also, he can make the 50+ yard kick.

[shiznitz]

Especially in Mexico at 8,000 feet above sea level.

[WayAbvPar]

He made 2 50+ yarders against the Seahawks the week before, and Qwest Field is about 20 feet above sea level (generously). The man can kick. I have Jeff Reed in another league and picked up Rackers this past week to cover his bye. Good call!

[Shockeye]

He made 2 50+ yarders against the Seahawks the week before, and Qwest Field is about 20 feet above sea level (generously). The man can kick. I have Jeff Reed in another league and picked up Rackers this past week to cover his bye. Good call!

I think Rackers is the new Elam.

[WayAbvPar]

Whew. Snuck by the Kilt Wavers in a high scoring affair.

[HaemishM]

Motherfucking Jeremy Stevens. What the fuck? I always fuck up the TE position.

How bad did the Saints look yesterday? REALLY BAD. Green Bay isn't that good.

[WayAbvPar]

Ol' Therapist had himself a game! He was so wide open on his touchdown it was ridiculous. He was laughing as he crossed the goalline because there was no one within 10 yards of him. I figured he would be a good bet this week with the top two receivers out- Hasselbeck had the throw to somebody!

Oh, and the Aints were horrible. Aaron Brooks is a travesty. Also, note to self- don't piss off Brett Favre. He can still bring it when he wants to.

[Rasix]

I won a game! I mean.. I win if the world doesn't fall apart.  Finally, I'll have some company in the basement.

Everyone not named Marvin Harrison had a decent game.  Steven Jackson could have these games every fucking week if Martz wasn't such a shithead and if STL's recievers weren't so goddamn good.  Everytime he touched the ball, something good happened.  Bledsoe's performances are making me consider playing him or Culpepper based soley on the matchups.  That makes me physically ill just typing it.

BTW, do people want weekly wrap-ups?  It takes a decent amount of time and the tone this time will be decidedly bitter but if people enjoy reading it, I can give it a shot.

Edit: fuck, I just looked and Bledsoe's leading the entire league in points (Tomlinson will probably overtake).  HE'S BEEN ON MY BENCH SINCE DAY 1.  /targetself, /headshot

[WayAbvPar]

Weekly wrapups are fun, and lead to lots of shittalking and other fun insulting behavior.

[shiznitz]

Edit: fuck, I just looked and Bledsoe's leading the entire league in points (Tomlinson will probably overtake).  HE'S BEEN ON MY BENCH SINCE DAY 1.  /targetself, /headshot

You cannot kill yourself over that. He came out of fucking nowhere. He just increased his 5 week total by almost 40% in one week.

[Zetleft]

Have Bledsoe in the morlock league and he's been a damn fine pickup there.  Have Terry Glenn on that team too, yeah their combined points destroyed my opponent. 

In this league indi D has been my biggest surprise, Graham actually got some luvin this week so was nice to see the TE putting some points up for once... I'm sure it won't last though. 

[Zetleft]

Oh yeah in other news, Steven Jackson's Fantasy Stock increases 1000 percent.

[HaemishM]

They keep letting Bledsoe connect on the long bombs to Terry Glenn. Having a running game AND a O line helps him.

And Brett Fav-rah could still get a team to the Super Bowl, provided that team wasn't full of scrubs and had a defense. Which the Pack doesn't have and won't until Sherman is gone.

Apparently, Martz is out for a few weeks due to the heart thing, so it looks like Steven Jackson may actually get more touches.

[Rasix]

I may win two games this year! 

[Sauced]

I figured that this last week would have been the one where my team fell apart, but my receivers bailed me out.  With Cadillac's wheels falling off and now Thomas Jones, who has been carrying my team on his back, having a knee sprain that will keep him out at least this week, the inevitable collapse seems around the corner.  Considering how teams are playing the Bears, letting TJ run free, completely disregarding play action, and daring Orton to throw into double coverage, it's a real downer.  I think the biggest surprise on my team (other than Cadillac's ridiculous start) has to be Dallas Clark as a complete non-factor.

[Zetleft]

Anyone depending on a TE not Gonzalez or Gates (and maybe whitten to an extent) is setting themselves up for disappointment. 

[Shockeye]

Gonzalez has been a MAJOR disappointment.

[Sauced]

Anyone depending on a TE not Gonzalez or Gates (and maybe whitten to an extent) is setting themselves up for disappointment. 

I never send I was depending on him, but I did expect him to have a good season.

[Murgos]

So far he's about as low as you can go and still actually be filling the TE position and starting.

[Shockeye]

Due to the possibility of Big Ben being out, I had to grab another QB.

Also, my diamond Rackers is on bye. Not going to be a good week for me.

[Jamiko]

The only real positive thing I've got going is that LT has so far proven worthy of the #1 pick.

Of course now I jinxed that.

[Shockeye]

The only real positive thing I've got going is that LT has so far proven worthy of the #1 pick.

Of course now I jinxed that.

Season-ending injury in 3... 2... 1...

[WayAbvPar]

Yep. My buddy John (who has already killed off half his roster) has LT, which means his violently detached leg should go pinwheeling into the 3rd row any Sunday now.

[HaemishM]

Anyone depending on a TE not Gonzalez or Gates (and maybe whitten to an extent) is setting themselves up for disappointment. 

McMichael in Miami hasn't been too bad, and if you'd had Heiden against Green Bay, he'd have been mad points as well.

But yeah, TE is a vast sucking hole of goose eggs right now.

[Rasix]

Witten has been steady if unspectacular. 

[HaemishM]

I really hope Reggie Wayne has a better game tonight than Marvin Harrison, and that Edge just runs the fuck all over that shitty Rams D.

But I know I'm probably doomed. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!