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Topic: So the Hulk is really fucking strong. (Read 11063 times)
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Fabricated
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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stray
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The Silver Surfer kicked his ass.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Wow. That dude needs to get out more.
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stray
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Wow. That dude needs to get out more.
I was going to say the same thing, but then realized that kind of research goes far beyond geek/loser tendencies. That dude's a freaking scholar! |
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HaemishM
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I think I just had a massive frontal lobe stroke from all the various animated and anime avatars on that site.
Oh and the man is uber geek.
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Pococurante
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I hate Tolkien fantasy - it's so contrived... ;)
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Llava
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My god.
Okay, do it again but with Vision this time!
Then Nightcrawler!
<claps hands excitedly>
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Velorath
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The Silver Surfer kicked his ass.
The Invisible Woman has beaten the Hulk. A fact she likes to remind people of. |
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Yegolev
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I like Hulk's exposition. It's just funny. "Hulk strong and talk to self. Now to find Leader!"
Some good quotes, too, like "That's the way, Hulk -- squeeze!". Nasty.
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Johny Cee
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The Silver Surfer kicked his ass.
The Invisible Woman has beaten the Hulk. A fact she likes to remind people of. Gah! The Invisible Woman has powers that fall into a nebulous gray area. I remember her either being completely useless (turns invisible, or just protects the token civilian with the forcefield) or all of a sudden a writer makes her hugely powerful (I remember her destroying a whole bunch of bad ass robots with expanding forcefields in their innards). Shadowcat is another. Most of the time, all she can do is walk through things. Then the angsty writer decides that she's going to start threatening to phase people into walls or the ground and solidify them again.... |
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Samprimary
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Basically this means that whenever someone has an argument about who would beat who, you say "The hulk" and link to the thread.
God, it makes metacombat so much easier.
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Llava
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Pft.
Unless he can regrow his friggin' head, Nightcrawler beats him. And if Deadpool couldn't regrow his head, the Hulk sure as hell can't.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Samprimary
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Pft.
Unless he can regrow his friggin' head, Nightcrawler beats him. And if Deadpool couldn't regrow his head, the Hulk sure as hell can't.
I didn't look at all the regeneration pictures, but I think he may well be able to regenerate his head. |
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Llava
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No way.
Deadpool has a proper healing factor, Wolverine style, and he couldn't do it.
Nightcrawler>Hulk>Deadpool
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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The Surfer is so strong that he took the "Hulk" out of Bruce Banner once.
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Samprimary
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No way.
Deadpool has a proper healing factor, Wolverine style, and he couldn't do it.
Nightcrawler>Hulk>Deadpool
I believe you, I'm just going off of what I observed poking through those pictures. Metacombat wars continues! |
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Trippy
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No way.
Deadpool has a proper healing factor, Wolverine style, and he couldn't do it.
Nightcrawler>Hulk>Deadpool
I'm assuming you are talking about Nightcrawler teleporting Hulk and his head into a solid object. I don't know how he's protrayed now but the original Nightcrawler could barely teleport himself with two other normal-sized humans without killing himself. How much does the Hulk weigh? I don't think the "old school" Nightcrawler could do it. |
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stray
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The Hulk weighs an indefinite amount. The angrier he gets, the bigger he grows. At 7 feet, he's a little over 1,000 lbs., and I think the record for the tallest he's grown is 25 feet. So, you do the math  |
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Llava
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No way.
Deadpool has a proper healing factor, Wolverine style, and he couldn't do it.
Nightcrawler>Hulk>Deadpool
I'm assuming you are talking about Nightcrawler teleporting Hulk and his head into a solid object. I don't know how he's protrayed now but the original Nightcrawler could barely teleport himself with two other normal-sized humans without killing himself. How much does the Hulk weigh? I don't think the "old school" Nightcrawler could do it. I feel pathetic when I say that I've had this discussion before. Or, rather, a metacombat debate about which X-Man could defeat all the others. And I stood by Nightcrawler. This is solely because I've seen a comic in the Age of Apocalypse timeline where Nightcrawler was much more cold-hearted. Note that his powers are exactly the same because it's not an alternate universe, events just happened differently and personalities were changed. In this world, Deadpool became "Dead Man Wade" and ended up fighting Nightcrawler in an issue. As Wade was about to execute someone Nightcrawler was guarding, the fuzzy elf teleported onto Wade's shoulders, said "Hello," grabbed his head, and teleported off... bringing the head with him and leaving the body where it was. Also in this timeline, Nightcrawler rips off a guy's finger using the same trick, because he didn't like the guy pointing it in his chest. Instant decapitation that doesn't cut through skin but actually disrupts the matter itself. How do you fight back against that? You don't, you die. Even the Hulk. Cause I say so. At any time, Nightcrawler COULD do this. He just doesn't because he's not a total badass in this world, he's a rather nice guy with strong Christian beliefs. But take that away and he becomes the ultimate assassin. |
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« Last Edit: July 29, 2005, 04:46:59 PM by Llava »
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Margalis
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Please don't start these debates. The first rule of comic battles is anyone can win depending on who's writing.
Here's an alternate scenario: Hulk claps his hands together, Nightcrawler's head explodes. The end.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Llava
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We'll have these debates if we goddamn feel like it.
Plus I just remembered that Nightcrawler's head removing ability was confirmed (though not demonstrated) in a current timeline book.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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NowhereMan
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Galactus Pwnzors.
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HaemishM
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Ultimate Nullifier, bitch!
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Triforcer
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On a similar note: Want to know the power outputs of everything in Star Wars? http://www.stardestroyer.netThe forums are especially hilarious. The owner/operator is the Asian offspring of Seanbaby and SirBruce. |
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Samprimary
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So, turbolasers are really fucking strong.
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Azazel
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I know it's an old thread, but that star wars link just melted what's left of my brain.
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schild
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I know it's an old thread, but that star wars link just melted what's left of my brain. I think that's Xpl0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r0r's home page. |
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