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Bunk
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From worldofwarcraft.com frontpage: To celebrate the launch of the Battlegrounds System, Blizzard is giving away a rare, life-size mannequin of a Night Elf female. I know there is a realdoll joke to be made here, but i just don't have the motivation to try. |
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WayAbvPar
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Jesus. That poor thing is gonna get humped to flinders.
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Paelos
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Jesus. That poor thing is gonna get humped to flinders.
Oh man, now I look crazy in the office for laughing so hard. Touche! |
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Strazos
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If I won it, I would simply burn it, just to piss off all the fanbois.
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Paelos
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I'd post pics of me feeding it into a Shredder ala Fargo on the General Forums.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I'd post pics of me feeding it into a Shredder ala Fargo on the General Forums.
I'd rent it out for a shitton of money and have it cleaned and disinfected between each rental. |
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Samwise
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I'd rent it out for a shitton of money and have it cleaned and disinfected between each rental.
I understand the renting, but why the disinfecting? Don't you want to do your part to purify the genepool? |
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voodoolily
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HaemishM
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Dear God, that makes me stabby. And not stabby with my penis kind of stabby.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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The boobies are a bit small. Maybe they can enhance that for next contest.
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Paelos
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Aren't the elves blue? I'm just saying.
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Strazos
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Aren't the elves blue? I'm just saying.
Fucking Bluegers. |
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Arnold
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Aren't the elves blue? I'm just saying.
Wait a minute, WOW elves are blue??? That must be why the new UO elves are blue. "WOW has, like, 2 million subscribers! And they've got ELVES, you hear me??? BLUE ELVES!!!! Get us some goddamn blue elves and we are BACK ON TOP! MAKE IT SO!' |
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Bunk
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Aren't the elves blue? I'm just saying.
Actually, the white balance is off in that picture. There are other shots of it online that show a slight purple hue - which is one of the selectable skin tones for Night Elves. Hmm, upon further thought, its also possible that the other picture I saw was doctored with a purple tone, so who knows. Why am I even talking about this? |
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Alkiera
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For some reason, I thought that picture was of Firiona Vie... Tho I agree, the breasts are kinda small for her, too.
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I see this thing and it keeps reminding me of this timeless classic.  Imagine the thrill of opening the crate when it arrives. You're "valuable prize". |
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« Last Edit: June 22, 2005, 01:38:03 PM by Nebu »
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Ahhhh, the joy of electirc sex in the window.
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voodoolily
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It's French - it says "Fra-GEE-lay"
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MaceVanHoffen
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The boobies are a bit small. Maybe they can enhance that for next contest.
Bigger boobies will be awarded as no drop loot in a GM-run, in-game event in which everyone dies. The End. Wait, sorry, wrong game ... |
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SuperPopTart
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From worldofwarcraft.com frontpage: To celebrate the launch of the Battlegrounds System, Blizzard is giving away a rare, life-size mannequin of a Night Elf female. I know there is a realdoll joke to be made here, but i just don't have the motivation to try. They really are a tad late in this. Realdoll has been making these for an age now, but they do come with improved and motorized "hand and body motions", and I am sure much of the male gamer population that can afford this, has this already. I wonder how many developers out there use one of these as... "inspiration..".... |
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I haven't seen that movie since I was 10 years old so blow it out your ass, The Jesus.
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WayAbvPar
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How is that possible? It is on every Christmas for 24 hours straight! Your mission (and you WILL accept it) is to watch it at least twice this Christmas season.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Strazos
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I haven't seen that movie since I was 10 years old so blow it out your ass, The Jesus.
What. The. Fuck. is wrong with you? The damn movie is on for 24 hours on Christmas Day, every year. Heathen. |
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Mortriden
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I haven't seen that movie since I was 10 years old so blow it out your ass, The Jesus.
What. The. Fuck. is wrong with you? The damn movie is on for 24 hours on Christmas Day, every year. Heathen. I think both TNT and TBS play it contuiously from Thanksgiving until New Years. |
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Bunk
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I haven't seen that movie since I was 10 years old so blow it out your ass, The Jesus.
What. The. Fuck. is wrong with you? The damn movie is on for 24 hours on Christmas Day, every year. Heathen. I think both TNT and TBS play it contuiously from Thanksgiving until New Years. As it should be, damnit. Its about the only Christmas movie I can stand having on in the background all day. Far preferralble to watching A Chrismas Carol or Its a Wonderful life plod along for four hours each. That movie is nearly as quotable as a Python flick or the Princess Bride. |
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Samwise
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The actual books (author is Jean Shepherd) are even better, IMO. Most of the best lines from the movie are the ones that were lifted straight from the original stories. Also, in the books, the Old Man is uncensored. :-D
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Murgos
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So this story made me curious and I went and checked out the realdoll website...
~$7000.00?!!?
HOLY SHIT! Spent judiciously 7 large could get you a lot of sex with real women, several of them at once even.
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Paelos
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So this story made me curious and I went and checked out the realdoll website...
~$7000.00?!!?
HOLY SHIT! Spent judiciously 7 large could get you a lot of sex with real women, several of them at once even.
This ties in nicely with the philosophic hedonism thread. |
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voodoolily
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Realdolls don't give you The AIDS, and don't drug you then rob you. You can do fucked-up things to them that would land you in jail if you tried it on a human. Also, if you soak one in a hot tub for awhile, they get that body-temp goodness. (What. I have a friend who works at an adult toy store.) Seems worth 7K to me (if that's your thing) - imagine the savings compared to the cost of a good ho and bail? And frankly, I'm surprised they haven't tapped the nerd-fetishist demographic a lot sooner.
I HATE HATE HATE Christmas movies (although that one is my least hated). Christmas programs make me very stabby. God, I twitch just thinking about it. I loathe the holidays in general because of the awful programming and even worse music, and tend to stick to cooking shows and VH-1 during that time of year (also, since all the games come out in November the tv isn't on very much anyway). The only good thing about the holidays is giving gifts and cooking yummies. But I can do that all year 'round! In your face, Jesus!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Two excellent Christmas movies:
Die Hard
The Ref
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Llava
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I haven't visited realdolls since I first passed it around to folks I knew in 99, but they used to have a testimonials section. They described their clientelle as 'typically bitter, jaded men who had recently been through a severely unplesant divorce." Some of the stories were just twisted in ways you can only expect very sad, sad, lonely men to be. (i.e. having a 'dinner date' with your sex doll.) If you feast on the tears of the pathetic, it's definatly a good read. (Just checked, the testimonials part is still up (NSFW, naked doll) but those are different letters. A lot of them mention Howard Stern, so the truly sad ones aren't there anymore. Pity. ) And not all Christmas movies suck. In addition to the two already mentioned, A Christmas Story is classic, as is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. |
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So this story made me curious and I went and checked out the realdoll website...
~$7000.00?!!?
HOLY SHIT! Spent judiciously 7 large could get you a lot of sex with real women, several of them at once even.
Real women cost you more. |
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Murgos
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I didn't say marry them.
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