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Topic: I am in the wrong line of work (Read 3946 times)
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WayAbvPar
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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This man's a real winner. Mswati early in June said he was not sub-Saharan Africa's only absolute monarch, contending that although political parties were banned in Swaziland, he only made decisions after consulting with the people. No, you can't vote me out. Yes, I will listen to what you have to say. What do you mean you don't like this policy? TOUGH NOOGIES, BITCHES. Bring me another Reed Dance, I'm feeling a bit stroppy. In 1973 Mswati's father, Sobhuza, whose authorized biography says he had 45 official wives, tore up the constitution of the former British protectorate, sandwiched between South Africa and Mozambique. I'm assuming the Constitution he tore up said something along the lines of "Thou shalt only have 43 wives." Mswati's officials are drafting a new constitution, which is set to uphold the ban on political parties.
LET THEM EAT CAKE which I won't provide but look at my new Maserati. |
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Pococurante
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I'll never understand why any sane man would want more than one wife...
Hundreds of concubines on the other hand. This is reasonable to me.
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Viin
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In this case, I'm sure that wife == concubine.
That said, it makes 3-somes, 4-somes a lot easier to get together.
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Fargull
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"What would you do with a million dollars?"
"You mean, besides two women?"
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"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Hell, I'll be in Amsterdam in early July.
The thought of dropping ~Eu200 for 2 chicks is tempting.
Then my pride and self-respect steps in and smacks me.
And then I remember that STD's = Teh Scaries!
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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WayAbvPar
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If you are unattached, go for it. Those are the kinds of memories that greying old men take into their frail dotage. Even as syphilis ravages their brain  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Pococurante
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And who is the master of fox hounds?
And who says the hunt has begun?
And who calls the tune in the courtroom?
And who beats the funeral drum?
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom in the sickroom
And talk to yourself till you die.
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Fargull
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"The Spanish girl begins to bleed
She says her period
It's Catholic heaven
I have an ancient Indian crucifix around my neck
My chest is hard and brown Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin
We could plan a murder Or start a religion."
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"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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Daydreamer
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Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar
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Immaginative Immersion Games ... These are your role playing games, adventure games, the same escapist pleasure that we get from films and page-turner novels and schizophrenia. - David Wong at PointlessWasteOfTime.com |
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar
Real men play twelve. |
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Daydreamer
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Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar
Real men play twelve. Have ever claimed to be a Real Man(TM)? I think I gave that claim up when I learned to make Hummus and Baba Ganouj from scratch. |
Immaginative Immersion Games ... These are your role playing games, adventure games, the same escapist pleasure that we get from films and page-turner novels and schizophrenia. - David Wong at PointlessWasteOfTime.com |
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Murgos
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Fargull
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Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar
Wow, check out the big brain on Brad. |
"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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Paelos
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I want hot chicks to dance around me while I write. That would probably soak up all the hate though.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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