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WayAbvPar
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on: June 13, 2005, 09:08:01 AM

Sometimes it is good to be the King

Man, I wonder if I can talk my wife into letting me hold some Reed Dances in my apartment.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring


WWW
Reply #1 on: June 13, 2005, 09:15:56 AM

This man's a real winner.

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Mswati early in June said he was not sub-Saharan Africa's only absolute monarch, contending that although political parties were banned in Swaziland, he only made decisions after consulting with the people.

No, you can't vote me out. Yes, I will listen to what you have to say. What do you mean you don't like this policy? TOUGH NOOGIES, BITCHES. Bring me another Reed Dance, I'm feeling a bit stroppy.

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In 1973 Mswati's father, Sobhuza, whose authorized biography says he had 45 official wives, tore up the constitution of the former British protectorate, sandwiched between South Africa and Mozambique.

I'm assuming the Constitution he tore up said something along the lines of "Thou shalt only have 43 wives."

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Mswati's officials are drafting a new constitution, which is set to uphold the ban on political parties.

LET THEM EAT CAKE which I won't provide but look at my new Maserati.

Pococurante
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Reply #2 on: June 13, 2005, 11:31:51 AM

I'll never understand why any sane man would want more than one wife...

Hundreds of concubines on the other hand.  This is reasonable to me.
Viin
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Reply #3 on: June 13, 2005, 11:36:38 AM

In this case, I'm sure that wife == concubine.

That said, it makes 3-somes, 4-somes a lot easier to get together.

- Viin
Fargull
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Reply #4 on: June 13, 2005, 11:38:39 AM

"What would you do with a million dollars?"

"You mean, besides two women?"

"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
Strazos
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Reply #5 on: June 13, 2005, 11:52:19 AM

Hell, I'll be in Amsterdam in early July.


The thought of dropping ~Eu200 for 2 chicks is tempting.

Then my pride and self-respect steps in and smacks me.

And then I remember that STD's = Teh Scaries!

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WayAbvPar
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Reply #6 on: June 13, 2005, 12:39:58 PM

If you are unattached, go for it. Those are the kinds of memories that greying old men take into their frail dotage. Even as syphilis ravages their brain  evil


When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Pococurante
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Reply #7 on: June 13, 2005, 12:47:51 PM

And who is the master of fox hounds?
And who says the hunt has begun?
And who calls the tune in the courtroom?
And who beats the funeral drum?

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom in the sickroom
And talk to yourself till you die.
Fargull
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Reply #8 on: June 13, 2005, 01:02:41 PM

"The Spanish girl begins to bleed
She says her period
It's Catholic heaven
I have an ancient Indian crucifix around my neck
My chest is hard and brown Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin
We could plan a murder Or start a religion."

"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
Daydreamer
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Reply #9 on: June 14, 2005, 01:31:16 AM

Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar

Immaginative Immersion Games  ... These are your role playing games, adventure games, the same escapist pleasure that we get from films and page-turner novels and schizophrenia. - David Wong at PointlessWasteOfTime.com
Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...


WWW
Reply #10 on: June 14, 2005, 01:36:45 AM

Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar

Real men play twelve.
Daydreamer
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Reply #11 on: June 14, 2005, 02:09:21 AM

Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar

Real men play twelve.

Have ever claimed to be a Real Man(TM)?

I think I gave that claim up when I learned to make Hummus and Baba Ganouj from scratch.

Immaginative Immersion Games  ... These are your role playing games, adventure games, the same escapist pleasure that we get from films and page-turner novels and schizophrenia. - David Wong at PointlessWasteOfTime.com
Murgos
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Reply #12 on: June 14, 2005, 05:39:07 AM


"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
Fargull
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Reply #13 on: June 14, 2005, 07:51:56 AM

Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar

Wow, check out the big brain on Brad.

"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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Reply #14 on: June 14, 2005, 08:47:46 AM

I want hot chicks to dance around me while I write. That would probably soak up all the hate though.

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