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Topic: Best character description evar! (Read 2495 times)
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UnSub
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Just in case people start to think that CoH lacks that special type of mmog player: |
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schild
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While I was reading the description I
managed to pop a
vein
in my forehead and it was then
that I realized that this entire box might be filled with one
sentence but then, thank god I saw
a period that shined like the sun itself it's almost as if the gods of run-on
sentences
gave him the gift of grammar possessed by 3 year olds around the country whether
they be from New York or Plainsassfuck Missouri it's almost
too hard to finish reading the box or typing this
shit.
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schild
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By any chance, did he look like this?  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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WayAbvPar
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Just in case people start to think that CoH lacks that special type of mmog player: Someone should go kick his elementary school teachers in the fucking goodies. Or better yet, go back in time and sterilize his parents. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Mesozoic
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Things like this call for a National Ad Campaign to bring awareness to the problem.
They'll need a slogan...something like "Kids: writing is hard, so stop trying!"
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...any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
-Numtini
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jpark
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Look at this way. It's a game that encourages the attempt at literacy :)
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"I think my brain just shoved its head up its own ass in retaliation.
" HaemishM.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I think we'd be better off if these kids not even try. Aim low, kids.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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MaceVanHoffen
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Someone should go kick his elementary school teachers in the fucking goodies. Or better yet, go back in time and sterilize his parents.
See, as much as I despise that description, it actually fills me with glee. It reassures me that there will always be people to make my fries, deliver my pizza, and generally occupy the servile class we Americans have come to love. My future as a fatass, middle-class consumer living on the backs of the working poor are assured. |
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