What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck?

[Shockeye]

AFFLECK'S LOADS OF FUN

BEN Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The "Jersey Girl" director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a "Fruit Basket." Smith explains: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the [bleep] was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his [scrotum] out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the [bleep] is wrong with you, dude?' What if it got out in the press that that's the kind of thing you do?' He's like, 'No one would ever [bleeping] believe you, sir.' " Besides exposing Affleck's scrotal shenanigans, Smith tells the mag about his hate for Reese Witherspoon, who was once rude to Smith's ex-girl friend, Joey Lauren Adams. "I was at some party with Joey . . . and Reese had just got a part Joey was hoping to get," Smith recalled. "Joey said, 'Hey, Reese — I just wanted to say congratulations. I think you'll do really great with the part,' and Reese just gave her this dead-eyed look and was like, 'Whatever.' What a [bleeping] [bleep]-bag!"

[WayAbvPar]

Ha! I knew some guys who would do that to each other during tense Super Tecmo Bowl tournaments. Thankfully I heard the story secondhand.

[Shockeye]

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Samwise]

AFFLECK'S LOADS OF FUN

BEN Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith...

I didn't get that one until a second reading.  BRILLIANT.

[Miasma]

I hate to ask this question but - how would he do that?  Was he walking on stilts?

[Samwise]

Director's chairs sit pretty low.  And Ben's a reasonably tall guy, IIRC.  Doesn't seem tough to me.

[Hoax]

There was a kid in my high school who would ask you if you wanted some gum after preping his scrotum area for a quick flash.  I guess he figured that his scrotum looked like gum...   Of course he eventually evolved the gag to hanging one of his nuts out of his fly and asked if they wanted a gumball.  *sigh*  High School is so wrong

[Bunk]

Nuts should never, ever be hung out of ones fly. You're just asking for frank 'n beens zipper incident.

Oh, and to stay on topic: Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms, yo!

[Bunk]

Actually, to stay more seriously on topic - I did actually like Jersey Girl. I work with a guy who is actually going through almost exactly what happens in the movie, so I guess I can relate.

[tazelbain]

I'm Ben Affleck, Bitch!

[AlteredOne]

This mega rich guy at my college named James McFee III (name slightly changed) would walk up to the salad bar carrying his tray low, with his balls resting on the tray.  Because of his father's phat loot, the girls thought he and his exposed nads were cute.  For fun, he would spread rumors that various guys had crabs.

Some friends and I retaliated with an ad for a gerbilling contest with a picture of a gerbil wearing a mining helmet, with little pull-off tabs with James' name and number.  It backfired when one of his ex-girlfriends found out we did it, and told him.  Being such a swell guy, he threatened to take us to the deans and have us thrown out of school, on the grounds that Gay Pride week was coming up.  I pointed out that gerbilling is an equal opportunity sport, hardly a gay thing.  Fortunately when James realized one of his rich buddies was involved in the prank, he backed off.

So the moral of the story is, umm, rich guys can do whatever they like with their balls, and people like it.

[Trippy]

This mega rich guy at my college named James McFee III (name slightly changed) would walk up to the salad bar carrying his tray low, with his balls resting on the tray.  Because of his father's phat loot, the girls thought he and his exposed nads were cute. 

There was a baseball player in my Freshman dorm that would do the same thing except he would only do it on our guys-only floor. Except of course that the girls below us would come up on a regular basis and they complained to the RAs so that stopped, thankfully.

[schild]

What the hell is wrong with him?

I don't know. But he fucked Alias for another season. The bastige.

[Furiously]

Ha! I knew some guys who would do that to each other during tense Super Tecmo Bowl tournaments. Thankfully I heard the story secondhand.

Man those guys sound like sickos....

[Signe]

I guess they're bonding.  I think it's kind of sweet.

[ahoythematey]

You thought that picture of frodo and samwise was sweet.  You scare me, signe.

[Signe]

That pic of Frodo and Sam IS very sweet!  Here's another for you:

[EDITED FOR THE CHILDREN]

[|3o3dha]

That pic of Frodo and Sam IS very sweet!  Here's another for you:

[img]http://hometown.aol.com/gayhobbitsesrock/images/frodosam7.jpg[img]

You sick, sick mind. That picture freaks me out.

[Signe]

HEY!!!  You censored me!   

[Shockeye]

HEY!!!  You censored me!   

Only because I care about the children.

[schild]

Goddamn. The whole hobbit gay softcore photo thing is stupid.

[Signe]

Goddamn. The whole hobbit gay softcore photo thing is stupid.

Fine.  I'll go grab some gay hobbit hardcore photos for you.  You should have told me earlier....

[WayAbvPar]

Goddamn. The whole hobbit gay softcore photo thing is stupid.

Fine.  I'll go grab some gay hobbit hardcore photos for you.  You should have told me earlier....

That is the scariest threat I have ever heard. Plsnokthx.

[Strazos]

Heh, Signe got WTFPWNED by Shockeye. That amuses me.

Also, speaking of Shockeye, I do believe he won the "Cat Week" avatar contest. I smirk every time I look at the damn thing, hehe.

[Trippy]

Also, speaking of Shockeye, I do believe he won the "Cat Week" avatar contest. I smirk every time I look at the damn thing, hehe.

I vote for voodoolily and her Scottish Fold kitty.

[Shockeye]

Cat "week". Bah.

I don't think so.

This is cat MONTH.

[Signe]

Heh, Signe got WTFPWNED by Shockeye. That amuses me.

Also, speaking of Shockeye, I do believe he won the "Cat Week" avatar contest. I smirk every time I look at the damn thing, hehe.

I have always suspected and now you have confirmed it.  Strazos wants Shockeye.

Not that there is anything wrong with it.

[Samwise]

Who doesn't want Shockeye, I'd like to know?

[Signe]

Who doesn't want Shockeye, I'd like to know?

Excellent point.

[Shockeye]

You people only want me for my Bitchin' Camero.

[voodoolily]

I got a Bitchin'Camaro! Bitchin Camaor! Bitchin Camaro! dang but I love the Dead Milkmen.

If I had a pair of balls, you bet yer sweet sassy molassy I'd put 'em on people's necks. In a heartbeat! One uvmy good buddies in high school used to do the tossed salad bit, and it was gross , but if I had nuts I'd put 'em everywhere. You guys should count yer blessings. RTeally.

[Shockeye]

One uvmy good buddies in high school used to do the tossed salad bit, and it was gross

See, you aren't GGG.

[Samprimary]

I'm surprised to find that the Hang Brain phenomenon has survived past the 80's.

[Signe]

And another thread turns into confusing wibble.  I must live on a different planet... I have no idea what anyone is talking about anymore.

[Pococurante]

Testicular ventiliation.  One of the few great pleasures of being a guy.