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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...


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on: June 01, 2005, 07:33:53 PM

Quote from: Creepy Groper
Now without Code:[G]ayhem and his hibernating penis, I was actually able to get some REAL work done this time around at E3!

Most of the bitches push off most guys that try and take up skirts of them, grab their snatch, cup their melons and what not. But when you are a mother fuckin handicap in a wheel chair!!! THEY DONíT SAY SHIT! Fuck, even their body guards that where chasing me away the day before, where openly viewing and approving of my up skirt techniques

When I could cup their tits, ass and pussy they acted as if nothing was the matter. And a few chicks OMFG let me get away with a lot of shit. So for next year I know who the whores are that I have a chance with using my penis next time around! Oh, and even the shy chicks like the Geil chick let me rub her up, even though her expression says other wise

Oh well, GG at E3 day 3. Now its time for me to whack off to my pics for the 3rd time today!

May I steer you to the picture thread that's NSFW? You don't have to thank me.
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Reply #1 on: June 02, 2005, 10:28:57 AM

I need a shower now.








Then I am going wheelchair shopping  evil

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Reply #2 on: June 02, 2005, 11:30:59 AM

Holy fuck, I feel like a scene in the Crying Game.

Mi_Tes
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Reply #3 on: June 02, 2005, 05:35:44 PM

Icky, creepy, and pathetic!

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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...


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Reply #4 on: June 02, 2005, 05:41:44 PM

Icky, creepy, and pathetic!

Pretty much.

Next year he'll have to up the ante with an IV drip and see if it gets him any further.
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Reply #5 on: June 03, 2005, 06:18:33 PM

Finally! A legitimate reason to start pushing over wheelchairs ("cuz it's funny" isn't enough).

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