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Topic: Greasing yourself up may save your life. (Read 1588 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Suntan Oil Helps Calif. Woman Escape Attacker In ParkPOSTED: 12:11 pm EDT May 25, 2005 FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. -- Here's proof that using suntan lotion can save your life. Authorities in Orange County, Calif., said a woman who had slathered herself with suntan oil escaped an attacker because she was too slippery for him to grab. The woman told authorities she was jogging on Sunday morning when another jogger began following her. She ducked into a park restroom. When she emerged from a stall, the attacker lunged from another stall and grabbed her arm. An Orange County sheriff's spokesman said the woman was wearing "a large amount of suntan oil," making her skin slippery and hard to grasp. She struggled with the man, screamed, and ran away. The attacker hasn't been found. Copyright 2005 by The Associated Pre |
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WayAbvPar
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Send the dogs looking for the drooling pervert whose hands smell like cocoa butter. They should have the guy within the hour!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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You've just described half the people in the park.
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WayAbvPar
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My point exactly. They can pin it on anyone, then get back in time for coffee and donuts.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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I watched supertroopers a couple days ago on Comedy Central.
It was bad. I have a feeling it would be funnier the 2nd time.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Super Troopers is teh funney, though it loses something with the deleted profanity. Keep in mind it's MEANT to be as stupid as possible.
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Furiously
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I'll add it to Netflix.
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Paelos
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CANDY BAAAAARS!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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