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stray
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Reply #35 on: May 19, 2005, 12:25:39 PM

You guys are mean. cry Look, you made me cry.

Your new avatar makes me cry.

And...who is it???
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Reply #36 on: May 19, 2005, 12:30:39 PM

I still can't change my avatar. This has been a difficulty from the get-go. Can regular douchebags not upload photos? I have a really funny one that's not offensive.

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Reply #37 on: May 19, 2005, 12:32:32 PM

It says you're a Crotchpheasant, not a Douchebag.
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Reply #38 on: May 19, 2005, 12:33:53 PM

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Can regular douchebags not upload photos?

Is there anything NOT funny about that sentence? I <3 RDW. It should be a National Holiday.

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Reply #39 on: May 19, 2005, 12:34:27 PM

Voodoo, the avatar and title are because of your slang. It's called a punishment. But since we can't really punish people here without removing them (which we aren't doing to you), we go for the irreverant. You can't change your avatar because we don't want you to.

I can NOT believe i just had to explain that. cry
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Reply #40 on: May 19, 2005, 12:36:00 PM

On a lighter note...


I give you more Serek Dmart.

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Reply #41 on: May 19, 2005, 12:37:59 PM

die.
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Reply #42 on: May 19, 2005, 12:39:37 PM

die.

It's in green, so I know you don't really mean it.

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Reply #43 on: May 19, 2005, 12:39:59 PM

You've all been so tolerant thus far, that I didn't think it was an issue. But y'know, now I know how to jab you in the ribs!  cheesy


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Reply #44 on: May 19, 2005, 12:46:56 PM

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Reply #45 on: May 19, 2005, 12:57:54 PM

Oh, dear God.  It says it's a Serek Dmart Simulation.  I suppose a simulated Derek is not as bad as the real thing, but I still don't want to buy something like that.

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Reply #46 on: May 19, 2005, 12:59:09 PM

That picture is from 2002 or something. His next game won't be out until the four horseman roam the earth. Or so the old book says...
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Reply #47 on: May 19, 2005, 01:06:49 PM

That picture is from 2002 or something. His next game won't be out until the four horseman roam the earth. Or so the old book says...

Ah!  Whew!  Good.  Still unwilling to hire a programming team, I guess.  You know, with his millions, or doctoral degree, or sexual heat.

Bad Shockeye!

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Reply #48 on: May 19, 2005, 01:28:51 PM

That picture is from 2002 or something. His next game won't be out until the four horseman roam the earth. Or so the old book says...

It's from E3 2003.

I can't find anything recent of him.

I hope there's some sightings of him at E3 this year. I'd hate to think he's hiding or avoiding the spotlight.
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Reply #49 on: May 19, 2005, 02:28:39 PM

I hope there's some sightings of him at E3 this year. I'd hate to think he's hiding or avoiding the spotlight.

who in the name of Fuck would let him in?

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Reply #50 on: May 19, 2005, 04:24:04 PM

I hope there's some sightings of him at E3 this year. I'd hate to think he's hiding or avoiding the spotlight.

who in the name of Fuck would let him in?

The same people who let another handful of guys from some other place in.
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Reply #51 on: May 20, 2005, 08:33:32 AM

Shit, they are willing to give us PRESS PASSES if we pay. PRESS. As in JOURNALISM.

You think they have entry standards?

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Reply #52 on: June 23, 2005, 09:16:20 AM

Just read this month's EGM - They're reporting (in their rumor mill) that there is an updated Final Fantasy VII in the works.
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Reply #53 on: June 23, 2005, 09:29:25 AM

I can bet you money the only reason they are saying it is because of that PS3 video of FFVII recreated in realtime, which means it falls in line with EGM's typical run-of-the-mill bullshit.

Still, remake or true sequel to FFVII would sell a console to me, unless they fuck it up gargantuan style like FFX-2.
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Reply #54 on: June 23, 2005, 09:30:53 AM

Well, if all they did was redo all the graphics, that's a console launcher. It's an entire generation of gamers that were too young to play it the first time around.

Also - every product Square has put out since VII hasn't been 50% of 4, 6, or 7. They've all just been assy. They need a refresher course.
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Reply #55 on: June 23, 2005, 09:38:31 AM

I really liked 8 and 9, and haven't played 4 past that first cave though(meh), so I guess my opinions are skewed.  I still haven't beat the final boss in X, though, and refuse to purchase and play X-2.  I'm waiting for XII with bated breathe, since it essentially is being created by the Final Fantasy Tactics team, a series for which I have an unnatural love.
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Reply #56 on: June 23, 2005, 06:23:48 PM

Well, if all they did was redo all the graphics, that's a console launcher. It's an entire generation of gamers that were too young to play it the first time around.

Then you can expect Sephiroth to be come the next Legolas of MMO character names.
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Reply #57 on: June 24, 2005, 05:09:29 AM

I've seen many Sephiroths and varitations already.

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Reply #58 on: June 24, 2005, 03:50:44 PM

I've seen many Sephiroths and varitations already.

Right now I see them mostly as names on message boards along with Dragonball Z names (every time I see a screen name that starts with ssj it sends me into a Haemish-style Rage).
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