Chalk up another one for Scientology.

[Trippy]

I think this is simply a matter of his skull being screwed on wrong.

Those all may be older pictures. He had been wearing braces to fix some of those problems.

[MaceVanHoffen]

Enjoying a Tom Cruise movie just means he didn't fuck it up, as in The Last Samurai or Interview with the Vampire.

I liked Vanilla Sky quite a bit.  Even though I liked The Last Samurai, I thought the performances of the Asian actors were much better than Cruise's.

But, yeah, Katie Holmes.  That is one homely young woman.  Ms. Cruz is better looking.

[voodoolily]

But, yeah, Katie Holmes.  That is one homely young woman.  Ms. Cruz is better looking.

Are you shittin' me? Fetal Alcohol Syndrome FTW!

[Paelos]

Enjoying a Tom Cruise movie just means he didn't fuck it up, as in The Last Samurai or Interview with the Vampire.

I liked Vanilla Sky quite a bit.  Even though I liked The Last Samurai, I thought the performances of the Asian actors were much better than Cruise's.

But, yeah, Katie Holmes.  That is one homely young woman.  Ms. Cruz is better looking.

Vanilla Sky sucked copious amounts of ass, and Cruz's body looks like she spent time in a Gulag.



You could snap her limbs with two fingers.

[voodoolily]

I could never fuck something I was afraid of breaking.

[Shockeye]

This is simply shocking. - SFW

I said, SHOCKING! - SFW

[voodoolily]

GAH!

Herpes much?

[Shockeye]

[voodoolily]

Makeup can't hide herpes simplex. That is, indeed, decidedly unglamorous.

[Paelos]

Well Herpes trumps my chickenlegs pic. Damn you internet!

[Shockeye]

I'm sure the herpes would go away if she fully embraced (donated $$$$$) Scientology. I'm sure Tom looks perfect due to the fact that he is Clear.

It's these negative memory engrams that cause herpes, obviously.

Praise Xenu.

[voodoolily]

Except that Tom has the scary tooth thingy. He must not be giving enough. Speaking of weird religions, Paelos, can you please explain the Seventh Day Adventists? Why don't they eat meat? Whassup with them anyway?

[Shockeye]

From Bruce's favorite waste of time...

Seventh-day Adventists present a health message that recommends vegetarianism and requires abstinence from pork, shellfish, and other foods proscribed as "unclean" in Leviticus as well as from alcohol and tobacco.

The "health message" is considered to be the "right arm" of the church.

Most notoriously, the Branch Davidians and David Koresh of the Waco, Texas conflagration are a schismatic off-shoot of the Seventh Day Adventist religious movement.

[WayAbvPar]

Branch Davidians and David Koresh

I am guessing they would add BBQ to their list of banned foods if they were able.

[Paelos]

Except that Tom has the scary tooth thingy. He must not be giving enough. Speaking of weird religions, Paelos, can you please explain the Seventh Day Adventists? Why don't they eat meat? Whassup with them anyway?

They are Christians who take a very literal view of the Old Testament teachings. The reason for not eating meat I can only assume it is in relation to the details of Leviticus and the story of Daniel eating nothing but vegetables in the king's court. They are very obsessed with the Revelation and believe that when righteous men die, they wait in unconsiousness until the day of the first ressurection signalling the beginning of Christ's 1000 year reign.

It gets nutty in places.

The Fundamental Beliefs

[voodoolily]

I thought it had to do with Genesis, where it says to let seeds be your meat.

[Shockeye]

Ok, time to re-rail.

[Paelos]

I thought it had to do with Genesis, where it says to let seeds be your meat.

Uh either that phrasing is off, or I'm unaware of what you mean. That's not in the Bible to my knowledge.

[HaemishM]

Ok, Katie Holmes is quite obviously not the person I thought she was. I was thinknig of Kate Hudson, or whatever Goldie Hawn's daughter is named. Who is Katie Holmes again, and why should I care?

[Shockeye]

Ok, Katie Holmes is quite obviously not the person I thought she was. I was thinknig of Kate Hudson, or whatever Goldie Hawn's daughter is named. Who is Katie Holmes again, and why should I care?

She's was on Dawson's Creek.

And she got naked in "The Gift".

And she's got a raging case of herpes.

[Paelos]

Ok, Katie Holmes is quite obviously not the person I thought she was. I was thinknig of Kate Hudson, or whatever Goldie Hawn's daughter is named. Who is Katie Holmes again, and why should I care?

You shouldn't care, unless you want herpes. Then I'd say she's your lady.

[WayAbvPar]

I would still hit it.

[HaemishM]

Doublebag it.

[voodoolily]

Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

Sorry to derail again. This is the verse my dad paraphrases to justify his use of marijuana, but had I been a more studious teenager, I coulda used this to justify my "rebellious" vegetarianism, which he thought was practically an abomination of god.

[voodoolily]

Rerail!




Oh jesus shit! I found this funny page that has a hilarious string of comics:

[Paelos]

Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

Sorry to derail again. This is the verse my dad paraphrases to justify his use of marijuana, but had I been a more studious teenager, I coulda used this to justify my "rebellious" vegetarianism, which he thought was practically an abomination of god.

Well, only the freakshow that is the King James version uses the word "meat" to my knowledge. The rest just say "food". Anyway that's in the garden of eden, three chapters later they are raising sheep.

[Nazrat]

Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

Sorry to derail again. This is the verse my dad paraphrases to justify his use of marijuana, but had I been a more studious teenager, I coulda used this to justify my "rebellious" vegetarianism, which he thought was practically an abomination of god.

What translation is that?  Here is the quote from the handy Net Bible.  

Gen. 1:29 Then God said, “I now give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the entire earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."  

Later, after the fall, eating meat was opened up as permissible.  So, if you are sinless and living in paradise, just eat the vegetables.  The rest of us sinners out here in the real world are going to eat meat.

[voodoolily]

And actually, it makes sense agriculturally, since humans would have had more access to veggies inthe summer, whilst the animals are fattening up. Fall is usually slaughter time.

[Nazrat]

RFLOL.   

I think we are talkling about different falls. 

[voodoolily]

uhhhhh....durrrrrrrrrr........

That's what I get for skimming while I'm supposed to be working. Isn't my face red.

[schild]

And she's got a raging case of herpes.

Oh man, you saw that too? That means Tom Cruise has it also. Kiyah is it icky!

[Paelos]

And she's got a raging case of herpes.

Oh man, you saw that too? That means Tom Cruise has it also. Kiyah is it icky!

Yeah, he's gay. Just not out gay. I think the fact he doesn't speaks volumes.

[schild]

NSFW ALERT. NOT SAFE FOR WOMEN. OR MEN. OR ANYBODY.
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DON'T CLICK THAT LINK UNLESS YOU HATE YOURSELF. OR LIKE HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH BOOKS.

[voodoolily]

Schildy, we already saw this. Do you need to den yourself? It gives me the hebejebes.

And she's got a raging case of herpes.

Oh man, you saw that too? That means Tom Cruise has it also. Kiyah is it icky!

Yeah, he's gay. Just not out gay. I think the fact he doesn't speaks volumes.

Unless she got it from kissing his not-on-the-mouth area.

[HaemishM]

It's just a few too many Body Thetans he had to expel.