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Topic: Chalk up another one for Scientology. (Read 92194 times)
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Shockeye
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Tom Cruise dating Katie HolmesShe recently called off engagement to Chris KleinThe Associated Press Updated: 9:21 p.m. ET April 27, 2005LOS ANGELES - Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend — actress Katie Holmes. Cruise, 42, and Holmes, 26, have been dating a few weeks, Cruise’s publicist and sister, Lee Anne DeVette, said Wednesday. The pair were photographed this week together in Rome, where Cruise on Friday will receive a lifetime achievement award at the Italian equivalent of the Academy Awards, the David di Donatello Awards. Holmes’ public relations firm — Baker Winokur Ryder — confirmed the two were dating. Both actors have had high-profile relationships. Cruise’s first two marriages, to actresses Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, ended in divorce. He was dating actress Penelope Cruz until the pair split last year. Holmes and actor Chris Klein recently called off their engagement after dating five years. Cruise in his nearly 25-year career has starred in such films as “Rain Man,” “Jerry Maguire” and the upcoming Steven Spielberg remake of “War of the Worlds.” Holmes is best known for starring in the TV show “Dawson’s Creek,” and the movies “Wonder Boys” and “Pieces of April.” She will co-star with Christian Bale in this summer’s “Batman Begins.” |
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Abagadro
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I'd be impressed if she wasn't just another in a series of beards.
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Paelos
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Tom Cruise is gay. And I mean that he is a homosexual. These dating things are simply ploys set up by publicists.
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HaemishM
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Any man that could think both Scientology AND Penelope Cruz are attractive is just not right in the head.
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WayAbvPar
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Any man that could think both Scientology AND Penelope Cruz are attractive is just not right in the head.
A-fucking-men. She has to be the homeliest 'hot' woman in recent memory. Chris Klein and Tom Cruise- Wow, Katie likes them vanilla, doesn't she? |
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Viin
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It's because she's always had a crush on Dawson.
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- Viin
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Pococurante
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I always love watching Travolta get stuffy when someone dares ask him about his beliefs.
Personally there's no way in hell I'd do anything to piss off a scientologist. This is not a group with a sense of humor.
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Sobelius
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Bah.
We are all SO over Tom. Bad actor whose only claim to fame was 20-some-odd years ago when he was lip-synching while sliding around in his underwear for 60 about seconds. Just drink the boujolais and walk away.
Now Colin Farrell, there's a man to break my heart. Or Vin.
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TheWalrus
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It's incredibly stupid now, but in it's day, Top Gun was the COOLEST. Then you see the scene where they have shades on inside, and you realize the 80s were the deathknell of intelligence.
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Paelos
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Now Colin Farrell, there's a man to break my heart. Or Vin.
I like this pic...  CAPTION: "IT'S NOT MINE!" |
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shiznitz
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Great picture in the New York Daily News today showing Tom stretching to kiss Katie Holmes. Makes him look like a high school kid making out with his teacher.
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Trippy
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Great picture in the New York Daily News today showing Tom stretching to kiss Katie Holmes. Makes him look like a high school kid making out with his teacher.
It was even worse with Nicole Kidman who is around 3 inches taller than him without heels. Katie is only like an inch taller than him (without heels). |
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Strazos
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Oh come, on, Cruise had some enjoyable movies.
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Bunk
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Sure he has. Doesn't change the fact that he's really fun to pick on.
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voodoolily
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I liked him in Magnolia. But his teeth are hell of not put on straight.  Look how one of his incisors is in the middle of his frenum (that's the little stringy thing that holds you lip to your gums). That's where the centerline space of your teeth is supposed to be, not a tooth! It's like his whole smile just got slid over. He is to teeth what Shannon Doherty is to eyes. |
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WayAbvPar
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Look how one of his incisors is in the middle of his frenum (that's the little stringy thing that holds you lip to your gums). That's where the centerline space of your teeth is supposed to be, not a tooth! I never noticed that before....consider me officially creeped out. |
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AOFanboi
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That's where the centerline space of your teeth is supposed to be, not a tooth! So does that mean he really is an alien from that planet the Scientologists go on about? I have only one Tom Cruise DVD: Ridley Scott's Legend. Just mentioning. |
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Paelos
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I liked him in Mission Impossible 1, because it was cool and actually had a fun plot. Then came MI:2...and it made doves cry.
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shiznitz
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Yet another creepy mouth photo:  |
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schild
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« Last Edit: May 02, 2005, 11:10:20 AM by schild »
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Furiously
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That is freaky. I watched MI1 a few days ago on cable. It wasn't as good as I remembered. MI2 was about as bad as it gets.
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WayAbvPar
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MI2 was about as bad as it gets. Ugh. One of the worst fucking movies ever put to celluloid. Woo is a hack of biblical proportions. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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MI2 was about as bad as it gets. Ugh. One of the worst fucking movies ever put to celluloid. Woo is a hack of biblical proportions. No, he isn't. America makes him a hack of biblical proportions. He just wants to go home. |
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WayAbvPar
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If he can go home and quit fucking up American movies, then we will both be happy.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Samprimary
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Personally there's no way in hell I'd do anything to piss off a scientologist. This is not a group with a sense of humor. REMEMBER CLEARWATERRRRRRRR |
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HaemishM
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Tom Cruise has a very good agent. There is no way someone with LESS acting talent could exist in Hollywood. He's been in enough good movies despite his clear lack of any business acting to tell me that it's all in the agent.
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Strazos
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I enjoyed The Last Samurai.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
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WayAbvPar
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Yes, but was that because of, or in spite of Tom Cruise?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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Enjoying a Tom Cruise movie just means he didn't fuck it up, as in The Last Samurai or Interview with the Vampire.
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Rasix
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I enjoyed The Last Samurai.
Me too. I'm having a hard time thinking of a movie I dislike because Tom Cruise fucked it up. Most of his terrible work was the result of him being in a terrible movie. I guess that makes me a closet fan. |
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Mesozoic
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Yet another creepy mouth photo:
The result of a slightly-botched facelift or lip work, perhaps? |
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Strazos
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Maybe he got punched in the face too much as a kid growing up?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
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voodoolily
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I think this is simply a matter of his skull being screwed on wrong.
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WayAbvPar
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Maybe he got punched in the face too much as a kid growing up?
One can only hope. And there is no such thing as 'too much' in this case. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Arnold
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Any man that could think both Scientology AND Penelope Cruz are attractive is just not right in the head.
A-fucking-men. She has to be the homeliest 'hot' woman in recent memory. No shit. When I heard he was dating her and then first saw her, my thought was, "Wow, she sure does have a big nose." |
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