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on: April 04, 2005, 11:04:32 AM

One of our dear family friends is having his ceremony for being granted a judgeship in Virginia. I'd like to get him something nice but am unsure of what would be good for a judge. I'd get him a Mont Blanc or something but he gave me a pen for my college graduation a while back and I'm sure he's floating in them from being a partner at a law firm.

Any suggestions would be fantastic.
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Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 11:09:43 AM

You could just get him something that reflects his interests/likes as a random item for his chambers.  Probably would be better to give something personalized as opposed to a "gift for a judge."

Also, I got nothing on the "gift for a judge" category.  I just know that if I was a judge, I'd want a dartboard for my chambers.

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Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 11:10:00 AM

Here Comes The Judge!

Of course said friend may already have a fine automobile suitable to his station in life.  But he'll still need something to watch and unwind to when taking a recess.
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Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 12:20:44 PM

Does he have any hobbies? If he is a golfer,for instance,  there are tons of things your could get him, and nearly everything is personalizeable (is that even a word?) for the right price.

Or just be safe and buy him a spendy bottle of wine or spirits. Listening to lawyers natter on all day would drive anyone to drink.

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Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 12:21:41 PM

I second the motion for alcohol.
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Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 12:31:44 PM

I'm a champion gift-giver, so you should listen to me on this.

I know it sounds dorky, but I've always thought bookends are a lovely gift. The bookends are nice because they visually balance a space, thus being appropo with the whole blindfolded justice holding the scales and whatnot. You can get nice ones at antique stores or sometimes at old used book stores.

Or you could get him an antique balance (symbolic, and interesting to look at). I personally love old medical/scientific instruments, so I'd be stoked to receive an old scale.

When he opens his gift, and you see him get all misty and say, "wow. schild, man, you know me. You KNOW me", you'll thank me.

Edit: Oh! I just had a stroke of genius. Those old balances usually have a small drawer at the bottom in which you store your weights. You could fill it with cigars or a small bottle of hooch, as a surprise.
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Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 01:59:50 PM

I just know that if I was a judge, I'd want a dartboard for my chambers.

It would be great if you could get a custom dartboard that had different sections labelled "Guilty", "Not Guilty", "Off on a technicality", "Guilty by way of insanity", etc.

Or maybe one that says "Small Fine", "Large Fine", "1-12 Months", "1-10 Years", "10-50 years", "Life", "Ol' Sparky".
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Reply #7 on: April 04, 2005, 02:14:29 PM

On that note, you could get him one of these.

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Reply #8 on: April 04, 2005, 02:14:49 PM

Get him season one of Night Court.  Priceless I tell you.  Priceless.

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Reply #9 on: April 04, 2005, 03:10:09 PM

Get him a miniature guillotine.

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Reply #10 on: April 04, 2005, 03:28:47 PM

A box of depends for those long days on the bench?

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Reply #11 on: April 04, 2005, 04:13:39 PM

A stunrifle to put down those annoying lawyers?  wink

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Reply #12 on: April 04, 2005, 04:42:29 PM

Don't get him something with the scales on it.  That is what everyone gives lawyers when they don't have anything else. 

I'd go for desk accessory from his alma mater or maybe personalized stationary. 

You know him.  What would he want as a gift on any day?  Leave the judge stuff out as the stuffy types will fill that niche. 
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Reply #13 on: April 04, 2005, 05:22:23 PM

Don't get him something with the scales on it.  That is what everyone gives lawyers when they don't have anything else. 

I'd go for desk accessory from his alma mater or maybe personalized stationary. 

You know him.  What would he want as a gift on any day?  Leave the judge stuff out as the stuffy types will fill that niche. 

OMG-Don't listen to him. Desk accessory? Gimme a fucking break. Why don't you just give him a goddamned gift certificate to Office fucking Depot?

Get the balance (or the bookends). It's classy. It's timeless. It says, "It's not just any day, it's the most important day of your life, next to the day you get married or your baby is born". Honor that.

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Reply #14 on: April 04, 2005, 05:25:05 PM

My mother works for a judge here in the local government. One year the office got him a huge engraved gavel with his name on it.

He has been quoted as saying, "Don't make me use the big gavel," when people come in and get pissy about their hearing dates and the like.

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Reply #15 on: April 04, 2005, 05:45:33 PM

OMG-Don't listen to him. Desk accessory? Gimme a fucking break. Why don't you just give him a goddamned gift certificate to Office fucking Depot?

Get the balance (or the bookends). It's classy. It's timeless. It says, "It's not just any day, it's the most important day of your life, next to the day you get married or your baby is born". Honor that.

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I'm pretty sure I would slap someone if they got me some bookends, that's just silly.  evil

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Reply #16 on: April 04, 2005, 05:47:33 PM

The giant gavel idea is neat.

I mean it would have to be an epic gavel. The hammer's head would need to weigh about 20 lbs. It would sit on top of a mantle or something. I'd want it to be feared. And I'd probably cry when I gave it away.
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Reply #17 on: April 04, 2005, 06:10:47 PM


OMG-Don't listen to him. Desk accessory? Gimme a fucking break. Why don't you just give him a goddamned gift certificate to Office fucking Depot?

Get the balance (or the bookends). It's classy. It's timeless. It says, "It's not just any day, it's the most important day of your life, next to the day you get married or your baby is born". Honor that.

Remember, I'm the champion. Trust me.

Voodoolily, do you have any idea how many people give the scales of justice to lawyers?  I have been given the tie with the scales, the scale cufflinks, the scale bookends, etc. 



Don't be a cliche, schild.  You know the guy.  Get him something that he actually likes rather than something out of "Gifts for Lawyers."
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Reply #18 on: April 04, 2005, 06:13:14 PM

I was just hoping for the (MANY) laywers on f13 to say some of the cooler gifts they got. I think Voodoolily was being slightly tongue in cheeks with her comments.

On another note, I don't like the scales, whether they're a good or bad gift. Largely irrelevant.

Along with the gavel, a miniature guillotine and box of depends my definately be in order. Along with that I was thinking of getting him a box of tarot cards and having it be filled with nothing but "The Executioner."
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Reply #19 on: April 04, 2005, 06:15:24 PM

Actually, a guillioutine that trims cigars would be very nice.  Multi-function and all of that.
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Reply #20 on: April 04, 2005, 06:16:47 PM

Actually, a guillioutine that trims cigars would be very nice.  Multi-function and all of that.

Yea, I've got a hefty collection of cigars (about 600 at last count), and I've already got just over a full box's worth to give to him. A nice lighter (Cartier or Dunhill) and a decent cutter might be a good choice as well.

Edit: I guess I just have to decide whether to go gag or serious. Or a combination of both. A combination is the obvious choice and I'd like them to be complimentary. If possible. Maybe I can get him a box of watermelons with the giant gavel.

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Reply #21 on: April 05, 2005, 06:57:45 AM

Get him a framed movie poster for "My Cousin Vinny"

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Reply #24 on: April 05, 2005, 10:57:01 AM

He's not a serious person, but the judgeship is a well-deserved rest from his being a partner in a decent sized firm in Virginia. We (as in all his friends) have been waiting for this to happen for a while. So I'm just looking for something nice. As I said before, I asked the lawyers here because odds are they've given gifts to such people.
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Reply #25 on: April 05, 2005, 12:29:19 PM


OMG-Don't listen to him. Desk accessory? Gimme a fucking break. Why don't you just give him a goddamned gift certificate to Office fucking Depot?

Get the balance (or the bookends). It's classy. It's timeless. It says, "It's not just any day, it's the most important day of your life, next to the day you get married or your baby is born". Honor that.

Remember, I'm the champion. Trust me.

Voodoolily, do you have any idea how many people give the scales of justice to lawyers?  I have been given the tie with the scales, the scale cufflinks, the scale bookends, etc. 



Don't be a cliche, schild.  You know the guy.  Get him something that he actually likes rather than something out of "Gifts for Lawyers."

I didn't say give him some bullshit with scales on it, I said give him an actual balance, mouth-breather. And he's not a lawyer any more, he's a judge.

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Reply #26 on: April 05, 2005, 12:33:07 PM

Mouthbreather.  Wow, you sure know how to make friends.

I am typing this slowly so that you can understand that the scales are a cliche that are given to most lawyers and/or judges.  Yes, the actual scales are given as gifts.  You are not the champ if you give the scales.  You are person #1001 in this year that thought of getting that gift for someone associated with the law. 

Sorry to burst your gift giving, cliche filled bubble.
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Reply #27 on: April 05, 2005, 12:36:57 PM

I will have no pissing fights in my gift giving thread. Leave it at the door (to the politics forum).
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Reply #28 on: April 05, 2005, 12:45:42 PM

Sorry, schild.

I'm sure whatever you give him will be fine, as long as it's from the heart. And for the record, I think an antique balance with a little stash drawer is still a kickass gift, if perhaps not for a lawyer (or judge).

Sorry about the mouth-breather comment, Nazrat. I was just feeling fiesty. Don't take me too seriously.

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Reply #29 on: April 05, 2005, 12:47:17 PM

Get him a statue of justice. The one with the knockers showing. Or a front license plate that says, "HERE COME THE JUDGE"!

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Reply #30 on: April 09, 2005, 06:06:08 PM

Get him a framed copy of the 10 commandments to hang in his courtroom....



I can't believe none of the other lawyers came up with that one first.
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