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on: April 02, 2019, 12:32:21 PM

« Last Edit: April 02, 2019, 10:47:00 PM by schild »

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Reply #1 on: April 02, 2019, 02:46:56 PM

Nice hit list of names there...  and I'm always in for Chloe Sevigny.  Love Letters

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Reply #2 on: April 02, 2019, 02:51:38 PM

Holy shit.

I don't know if there has ever been this high of a concentration of things that I like in a single film.

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Reply #3 on: April 02, 2019, 10:27:14 PM

Yeah. Day fucking one.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #4 on: April 03, 2019, 03:43:45 AM

Ghouls.  awesome, for real

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Reply #5 on: April 03, 2019, 05:42:34 AM

That looks glorious.

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Reply #6 on: April 03, 2019, 09:39:52 AM

I was actually left a bit flat by that trailer. It seemed like I'd already seen that movie, it was called Zombieland.

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Reply #7 on: April 03, 2019, 11:08:19 AM

Well, that was my first thought as well.  My second thought was “...and that is a good thing”.  Bill Murray would be funny reading the phone book, and Adam Driver has this dry delivery that I find humorous.  I have literally only see him as Kylo Ren, but that includes the SNL version, which was fucking killer.

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Reply #8 on: April 03, 2019, 12:13:35 PM

Driver is spectacularly talented.

Saw him a few nights ago on Broadway in Burn This, in an over-the-top role originated by John Malkovich. He was amazing. Keri Russell was no slouch either, though.

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Reply #9 on: April 03, 2019, 01:08:42 PM

He is also excellent in another Jim Jarmusch movie from three years ago, Paterson.

This doesn't look much like Zombieland to me.  Zombieland was much more slapstick.  This looks like a standard deadpan Jim Jarmusch movie but with zombies.  Which is a thing I never knew I wanted but apparently really do.

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Reply #10 on: April 03, 2019, 05:23:36 PM

I was actually left a bit flat by that trailer. It seemed like I'd already seen that movie, it was called Zombieland.

Only in that it is supposed to be funny.

It really just comes down to if you like Jim Jarmusch features or not. I do, but even I thought Dead Man ran a little long...
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Reply #11 on: April 09, 2019, 10:59:05 AM

This looks excellent and I was surprised by how funny Kylo Adam Driver seemed in that trailer.

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