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schild
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on: December 25, 2018, 11:45:42 AM

https://youtu.be/hNCmb-4oXJA

Day 1. Day 0 if possible.
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Reply #1 on: December 25, 2018, 11:51:01 AM

That looks like two hours of nope

Never, ever assume someone that short and fat has their shit together. - Schild
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Reply #2 on: December 25, 2018, 01:11:31 PM

There was an old Roger Moore flick called "The Man that haunted Himself" that did the "haunted by a part of yourself that has escaped and wants to become you" thing with a bit of subtlety.

This thing looks like it will blow its load in the first 30 minutes, and after that be as subtle as Christmas advertising.

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
schild
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Reply #3 on: December 25, 2018, 01:41:46 PM

There was an old Roger Moore flick called "The Man that haunted Himself" that did the "haunted by a part of yourself that has escaped and wants to become you" thing with a bit of subtlety.

This thing looks like it will blow its load in the first 30 minutes, and after that be as subtle as Christmas advertising.
It's a horror movie, chickendick. Not a thriller.
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.


Reply #4 on: December 25, 2018, 01:43:15 PM

That looks damn good - I'm hoping the trailer didn't show too much.
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Reply #5 on: December 25, 2018, 04:24:48 PM

That trailer is crazypants awesome.

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Reply #6 on: December 25, 2018, 05:23:27 PM

They had me at "I got five on it", ain't heard luniz since the 90s.

I am the .00000001428%
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eat a bag of dicks


Reply #7 on: December 25, 2018, 05:40:49 PM

Yeah, the wife is out. I'm down though.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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