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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious


on: December 24, 2018, 12:22:53 PM

"I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"

Glad everyone is still here (Dr. Schild lanced someones late in the year. For that I am grateful.)

My hope for 2019 is modest: I donít want to ever hear the term blockchain in my org ever again.  Good luck folks in 2019.
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Reply #1 on: December 24, 2018, 12:45:07 PM

Oooooh, I got some gripes.

But naw, I'm just hoping to transition out of juggalos and into uh, not juggalos.
TheWalrus
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Reply #2 on: December 24, 2018, 02:30:06 PM

I will gladly take a year of Juggalos if we can never hear of Proud Boys again.

Paelos: Somebody find that post where I declared Seattle dead, because those fuckers are NFL cockroaches in the NFC.
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Reply #3 on: December 24, 2018, 03:43:46 PM

Yeah, they both vape. So.
Sir T
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Reply #4 on: December 24, 2018, 06:31:51 PM

Happy Hapiness to you all.

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #5 on: December 25, 2018, 05:11:00 PM

My gift haul was p good for the season.

Three flights of carpet runners
Steambucks
A shirt to fill up the bag that had steambucks in it
A credit card sized weapon

Shopping for me is impossible.
Khaldun
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Reply #6 on: December 25, 2018, 07:09:58 PM

Hope everyone had a good day, even if this isn't a day that you particularly celebrate as a day.
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Reply #7 on: December 26, 2018, 06:12:31 AM

I generally have a bland holiday, by my design but this year was actually a pretty good one. I'll probably be dead in a few months, so start bidding on who gets my stuff.

"I want to watch it all burn in an orgy of smashed Coke machines and weasel rape." - HaemishM
Sir T
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Reply #8 on: December 26, 2018, 06:28:42 AM

Mine was pretty good. I got a couple of interesting books and some clothes. And I actually managed to stay in peoples company for quite a bit this year before running away.

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #9 on: December 26, 2018, 09:15:48 AM

I had a decent Christmas, nice and relaxing. I can definitely say that 2018 can get fucked and I'm glad to see the back of it.

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Reply #10 on: December 26, 2018, 09:28:22 AM

You say that every year.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #11 on: December 26, 2018, 09:29:43 AM

Still waiting for a year that doesn't suck to come along.  why so serious?

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Reply #12 on: December 26, 2018, 09:32:07 AM

What an optimist! awesome, for real

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Draegan
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Reply #13 on: December 26, 2018, 12:27:44 PM

My daughter is about to turn 1 (youngest of 3), so 2019 will see my daughter turn 6 and enter the 1st grade, my son turn 4 and figure out different ways to make weapons out of everything while also building a fascination for LEGOs. I might finally get more sleep in 2019.

No grievances though. Wish Walt Disney World vacations didn't require a bank loan.
Surlyboi
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Reply #14 on: December 26, 2018, 12:55:03 PM

Oooooh, I got some gripes.

But naw, I'm just hoping to transition out of juggalos and into uh, not juggalos.

Juggalos are the future. For only their facepaint will help us evade facial recognition in our ever-looming not-quite-cyberpunk dystopia. Fuck the vaping and the Faygo, tho'

Mostly a good year here. Realigned some of my priorities and found some cool shit.

I still love most of you chucklekfucks too.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #15 on: December 26, 2018, 04:56:02 PM

Since it was mentioned: I don't think WDW is expensive enough. Way too many people there when I went.

My grievances are probably not everyone's grievances and so I will keep quiet.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Brolan
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Reply #16 on: December 27, 2018, 12:09:12 PM

WDW is crazy in that everyone goes there.  I have travelled there from Minnesota five times and every time we get there we randomly meet someone my wife or I know.  What are the odds on that?
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Reply #17 on: December 27, 2018, 01:04:19 PM

WDW is crazy in that everyone goes there.  I have travelled there from Minnesota five times and every time we get there we randomly meet someone my wife or I know.  What are the odds on that?

When I went a few years ago we walked right past really good friends of the family in one of the parks. Crazy. Like we had seen them a week ago at happy hour.
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Reply #18 on: December 27, 2018, 01:29:23 PM

HH folks. I set up my old PC for my son and bought him WoW and D3, so be on the lookout for a new batch of Blizzard friend requests as I search for someone to PL me  awesome, for real

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Reply #19 on: December 28, 2018, 06:47:01 AM

WDW is crazy in that everyone goes there.  I have travelled there from Minnesota five times and every time we get there we randomly meet someone my wife or I know.  What are the odds on that?

When I went a few years ago we walked right past really good friends of the family in one of the parks. Crazy. Like we had seen them a week ago at happy hour.

Itís not surprising, Iíve had the same thing happen on Kauai which doesnít get nearly the same volume of traffic as Orlando
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Reply #20 on: December 28, 2018, 09:36:10 AM

I came home from visiting my family for Christmas and one of the cats had taken a big pee in the bath tub.  This is not the first time he's left us presents there.
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Reply #21 on: December 28, 2018, 09:41:05 AM

Good place for that to happen tho.
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Reply #22 on: December 31, 2018, 11:21:54 AM

I came home from visiting my family for Christmas and one of the cats had taken a big pee in the bath tub.  This is not the first time he's left us presents there.

Best possibility.

We have run into people we know at WDW and other places. Last time we went, I found out via a friend that another friend-plus-large-family was there at the same time but we didn't run into each other somehow.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Ironwood
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Reply #23 on: December 31, 2018, 06:03:55 PM

Happy New Year, you bunch of butt plugs.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Reply #24 on: December 31, 2018, 07:47:13 PM

happy new year

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Reply #25 on: December 31, 2018, 09:46:30 PM

Happy New Year, even to the people who are wrong. Except that guy.
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Reply #26 on: December 31, 2018, 10:51:01 PM

Happy New Year you rat bastards. May your 2018 be an improvement.

MahrinSkel
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Reply #27 on: January 01, 2019, 01:17:45 AM

Happy New Year, you misanthropic bastards, and I hope the shit waits at least another year to hit the fan. Good luck, we're gonna need it.

--Dave

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Reply #28 on: January 02, 2019, 09:16:27 AM

Happy New Year you rat bastards. May your 2018 be an improvement.

I like how the wrong year struck even before the stupid ball fell in NYC.  awesome, for real

Anyways, Happy New Year to all my random internet people.  Yes, even you.

Now back to the work grind.

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Reply #29 on: January 02, 2019, 11:44:08 AM

Hey all, Happy New Year and such.

Random gift related thought - I got a Sous Vide machine for Christmas. Made the best steak I've had at home in three years the other day (Can't use the grill - old wooden building).

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Reply #30 on: January 02, 2019, 09:25:12 PM

Hey all, Happy New Year and such.

Random gift related thought - I got a Sous Vide machine for Christmas. Made the best steak I've had at home in three years the other day (Can't use the grill - old wooden building).

Nice, You can also use it as a temperature control for C-41 chemicals in case you want to develop your own colour negative film at home (it's what I use mine for).

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Reply #31 on: January 03, 2019, 04:49:26 AM

Wow.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Reply #32 on: January 04, 2019, 03:34:07 PM

I had a great 2018. I don't know how 2019 will top it. Given that, I'd like the universe to spread the good stuff to you people instead.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Reply #33 on: January 08, 2019, 07:08:55 AM

If I can file a grievance, it would be this:  I want mainstream media to stop using words like "shreds", "slams", "evicerates", etcetera, when one person on social media makes a comment that appears to challenge or be in contradiction to something said by another person on social media.  This is the modern day equivalent of Internet Tough Guy, and it annoys the fuck out of me.  More often then not, it is a one-sided event.  "Celebrity A absolutely shreds Politician B in a new twitter comment!"  Uh, no they didn't.  They safely threw out a comment from the safety of their PC or phone or whatever, and there is zero chance that Politician B gives a half a shit or is even aware of the comment.  And if given the chance in a fair environment, Politician B would probably get the better of that person ten times out of ten.

This isn't limited to celebrities and politicians, it is all fucking human beings.  Or one Kardashian to another.  It drives me up a wall.  You didn't "slam" anyone, motherfucker.

I am going to start using it in my F13 posting from now on, until this stops.  "Ah shit!  SirT just absolutely OBLITERATED Schild by correcting him on some mundane fact about the Pope!" or whatever.

Never, ever assume someone that short and fat has their shit together. - Schild
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Reply #34 on: January 08, 2019, 12:45:02 PM

Agreed. If I see eviscerated in a headline, I need to see the stringy innards in someone's hands. "Cher Eviscerates Lindsay Graham Over A Long List of His Bullshit!" Let's do that.

Paelos: Somebody find that post where I declared Seattle dead, because those fuckers are NFL cockroaches in the NFC.
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