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HaemishM
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on: December 09, 2016, 11:36:37 AM

Trailer

The Rock and Zac Efron in a Baywatch reboot movie directed by the guy that did Horrible Bosses. Like schild and I were saying in Discord, this is how you do a remake like Ghostbusters 2.

I actually want to see this movie.

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Reply #1 on: December 09, 2016, 12:05:02 PM

Did not expect that to be so hilarious.

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Reply #2 on: December 09, 2016, 03:27:55 PM

It's basically just following what the 21 Jump Street movies did. It does look pretty funny, but given the involvement of Efron and the Rock (who are both pretty funny but also don't seem to turn down any roles) and the screenwriters whose sole credits involve Freddy vs. Jason and the Friday the 13th reboot my optimism remains cautious.
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Reply #3 on: December 09, 2016, 04:14:23 PM

 The first film to be shot entirely in slow motion...
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Reply #4 on: December 09, 2016, 06:00:57 PM

It's basically just following what the 21 Jump Street movies did. It does look pretty funny, but given the involvement of Efron and the Rock (who are both pretty funny but also don't seem to turn down any roles) and the screenwriters whose sole credits involve Freddy vs. Jason and the Friday the 13th reboot my optimism remains cautious.

The Rock may not turn down any roles but he also doesn't do bad movies.

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Reply #5 on: December 09, 2016, 06:13:13 PM

It's basically just following what the 21 Jump Street movies did. It does look pretty funny, but given the involvement of Efron and the Rock (who are both pretty funny but also don't seem to turn down any roles) and the screenwriters whose sole credits involve Freddy vs. Jason and the Friday the 13th reboot my optimism remains cautious.

The Rock may not turn down any roles but he also doesn't do bad movies.
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Reply #6 on: December 09, 2016, 06:47:09 PM

I have no idea what that is but I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist.

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Reply #7 on: December 09, 2016, 08:36:41 PM

It's basically just following what the 21 Jump Street movies did. It does look pretty funny, but given the involvement of Efron and the Rock (who are both pretty funny but also don't seem to turn down any roles) and the screenwriters whose sole credits involve Freddy vs. Jason and the Friday the 13th reboot my optimism remains cautious.

The Rock may not turn down any roles but he also doesn't do bad movies.

I didn't like San Andreas, Central Intelligence, or that G.I. Joe Sequel. Pain & Gain and Hercules are watchable I guess. Didn't watch Journey 2. The Rock is probably the only good thing in any of those movies. He almost made Central Intelligence worth watching.
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Reply #8 on: December 10, 2016, 11:14:00 AM

I have no idea what that is but I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist.

Tooth Fairy (2010). It was far better than you'd think, for a kid's movie. Not something I'd seek-out but I didn't hate my life when watching it the way I have with other kid's movies. It's no "Labrynth" or "The Dark Crystal" but was better than "The Witches."

This movie looks decent fun. If I check it out or not will depend on what it opens against.

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Reply #9 on: December 11, 2016, 10:03:56 PM

I have no idea what that is but I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist.

Tooth Fairy (2010). It was far better than you'd think, for a kid's movie. Not something I'd seek-out but I didn't hate my life when watching it the way I have with other kid's movies. It's no "Labrynth" or "The Dark Crystal" but was better than "The Witches."

This movie looks decent fun. If I check it out or not will depend on what it opens against.

A lot of The Rock's early movies were efforts to distance himself from his wrestling past.  When he decided that wasn't working he went back to what made his WWE persona so successful and he's been making bank ever since.

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Reply #10 on: December 13, 2016, 02:01:51 AM

I guess people have forgotten "
The Rock may not turn down any roles but he also doesn't do bad movies.
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Doom.

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Reply #11 on: December 13, 2016, 01:26:45 PM

"You don't get to say that, you're just...tan..."

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #12 on: December 18, 2016, 11:31:32 AM

I will see this. Anyone else hear more than a little of Barack in Dwayne Johnson's voiceover in the beginning?

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Reply #13 on: December 25, 2016, 04:45:42 PM

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Reply #15 on: January 12, 2017, 08:55:08 AM

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Reply #16 on: July 01, 2018, 08:04:23 PM

Resurrecting to mention this is on Prime video now (both a regular and extended cut).

It is pretty entertaining with some good one liners.

Worth it if you want some lighthearted entertainment.

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