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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Chuck Norris was a badass motherfucker when I was a kid.
Then along came Walker, Texas Pussy and nothing has ever been the same.
"Sidekicks" didn't help much either. |
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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cevik
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Ironwood
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heheheh. Getting back to what this thread is about : Retards. Zomg, he's so daft. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Calantus
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Necropost brought to you by my realm forums: Polyester |
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Nevermore
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Dumbasses getting caught while cybering are so cliche now they don't even deserve their own thread anymore. Still, this one has a mildly amusing first post, and at the bottom of the fourth page the 'victim' makes a post so incoherent his keyboard should be set of fire and shoved up his ass sideways. The 'girlfriend' also makes a couple of posts on page six.
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Over and out.
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Alkiera
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The best part of SWG was the easy account cancellation process.
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Dumbasses getting caught while cybering are so cliche now they don't even deserve their own thread anymore. Still, this one has a mildly amusing first post, and at the bottom of the fourth page the 'victim' makes a post so incoherent his keyboard should be set of fire and shoved up his ass sideways. The 'girlfriend' also makes a couple of posts on page six. The contents of WoW forums never cease to amaze. Alkiera |
"[I could] become the world's preeminent MMO class action attorney. I could be the lawyer EVEN AMBULANCE CHASERS LAUGH AT. " --Triforcer
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Dumbasses getting caught while cybering are so cliche now they don't even deserve their own thread anymore. Still, this one has a mildly amusing first post, and at the bottom of the fourth page the 'victim' makes a post so incoherent his keyboard should be set of fire and shoved up his ass sideways. The 'girlfriend' also makes a couple of posts on page six. I think they have officially assassinated the English Language. |
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Signe
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They're only 14. I wonder if it'll get worse or better as they age. Not the cyb0r sex, the grammar.
Kids.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Dren
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They're only 14. I wonder if it'll get worse or better as they age. Not the cyb0r sex, the grammar.
Kids.
Oddly, as their grammar improves, so will their cybor skills. |
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Furiously
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He was tucking her into bed!
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Mesozoic
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He was tucking her into bed!
...which explains why he was on his back and she was on top. .... Reading rambling posts like the one by our cybering little friend makes me wish there was forum software that spell checked every word in your post, then just outright rejected it if there was even one spelling error. The post would get deleted and the forum would simply tell you "try again," with no indication of where the spelling error was. The incoherent 14-year olds would give up and the rest of us would fucking learn to spell and to form actual sentences in short, to-the-point posts. |
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-Numtini
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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I bet Jackie Chan's hat has more agility.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Evangolis
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So I still haven't played this game, maybe now that I'm getting broadband agian, I will, but I found this thread of Famous Quotes converted into WoW terms amusing. Here is my personal favorite: Re: [WoW] WoW-erize your favourite book/movie/music quotes
(scene: The streets of Gadgetzan. Enter Sampson and Gregory, of the Alliance.)
Sampson: Here comes two of the house of Orgrimmar.
Gregory: My epix are equipped: quarrel, I will back thee!
Sampson: I will /spit at them as they walk by, which is a disgrace to them if they bear it.
(enter Abraham and Balthasar, of the Horde)
Abraham: Do you emote at us, sir?
Sampson: I do emote, sir.
Abraham: Do you emote at us, sir?
Sampson: No, sir, I do not emote at you, sir, but I
do emote, sir!
Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Abraham: Quarrel, sir? No sir.
Sampson: If you quarrel, sir, I am for you; I play as good a faction as you.
Abraham: No better?
Gregory: Say "better," here comes one of my guildies!
Sampson: Yes, better, sir!
Abraham: You lie!
Sampson: Flag if you be men!
(enter Benvolio)
Benvolio: Part, n00bs! You'll aggro the Bruisers! There are other good ones, as well. |
"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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schild
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Amazing. It took less than 8 sentences to ruin Shakespeare.
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Ironwood
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That thread is Genius.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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That's quality on many levels.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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cevik
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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Ironwood
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Again, WoW Threading is become part of the metagame. I'm quite sure these people are enjoying it more than MC.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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cevik
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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Venkman
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I liked "enough", but man, I really wish Blizzard would spend some cash on redoing those fucktarded forums. I think they move threads to "inactive" (or whatever they do to break direct-links) every 12 hours or some shit. Makes it really hard to share the joy.
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cevik
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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They have been supposedly promising new forums for quite some time now.
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Alkiera
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The best part of SWG was the easy account cancellation process.
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They have been supposedly promising new forums for quite some time now.
Probably on the list just after fixing all the login/disco/lag issues. Alkiera |
"[I could] become the world's preeminent MMO class action attorney. I could be the lawyer EVEN AMBULANCE CHASERS LAUGH AT. " --Triforcer
Welcome to the internet. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used as evidence against you in a character assassination on Slashdot.
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Simond
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The current WoW (and BNet) boards are Gfrazier's job security - he wrote (or significantly customised) the software they run on. If they go, anyone can do his job. Also, from the parody thread: "We had two bags of soul shards, 75 Major Healing Potions, five sets of Goblin Jumper Cables, a Runecloth Bag half-full of Fire Resistance potions, and a whole galaxy of +Fire greens, blues, epics...and also a Noggenfogger Elixir, some Savory Deviate Delight, and two dozen Bottles of Pinot Noir.
Not that we needed all that for the MC run, but once you get locked into a serious buff collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
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"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That makes me want to stab someone's eyes out.
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Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle
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The thread seems to be deleted. But I take it, it is probably about Imperial Order holding the gates of AQ hostage? Here is the follow up thread and some background for every one. The Alliance uber guild "Imperial Order" IO, worked with a bunch of other guilds, horde and alliance on our server to do the war effort, and create the scpter. Apon completion of the war effort, IO has gone completely silent about when they are going to open the gates and start the event. Now this has a bunch of people pissed off in and of itself. The information is going around the high end guilds that they are going to trigger the event at 2:00 in the afternoon after server maintenance tomorrow. Since most people will be at work at this time, they had a bunch of their members take sick days or vacation days, so they can do the event with out interference. I dont like this. But to top it off, they started posting that they wouldnt open the gates until the people of the server donated 5,000 gold to them. Im pretty sure thats the thread you linked, but it caused so my hype, that the thread was deleted. Here is their follow up. http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-detheroc&t=68390&p=1&tmp=1#post68390 |
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« Last Edit: February 20, 2006, 01:56:51 PM by Morphiend »
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Simond
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That makes me want to stab someone's eyes out.
My work here is done. |
"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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ClydeJr
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Poopsock FTW!/played time to 60 is 4 days 20 hours over an 8 day span, so i logged out for 76 hours.
Incase anybody is wondering who i really am, I usually go by a male character Mancow, or female character Joana, i race myself to 60 on new servers, trying to beat my last time continuously. Since so many people have asked me how i level so fast, i figured this time i will record my gameplay all the way through. So yep, i FRAPSED (recorded) the ENTIRE thing!
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SurfD
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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