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Reply #35 on: March 10, 2016, 10:51:28 AM

McCarron might work if they can hold a decent defense, because he's little more than the placeholder that Manning was in terms of game-management.

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Reply #36 on: March 10, 2016, 12:09:54 PM

Buddy just texted me: Browns are considering Kaepernicky.

That's when I looked around my work place for the dementors.

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Reply #37 on: March 10, 2016, 12:18:39 PM

Can he really be any worse than what you've dealt with the last two seasons?

Of course, it's Cleveland, so I'm sure they can find a way to make it much much worse.

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Reply #38 on: March 10, 2016, 12:19:59 PM

Might as well just play Yakety Sax over the PA during offensive possessions.  He would be such an unmitigated disaster in Cleveland. Krapernick needs a team that can disguise and offset his weaknesses, not put a spotlight on them.
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Reply #39 on: March 10, 2016, 01:27:55 PM

Might as well just play Yakety Sax over the PA during offensive possessions. 

I would pay big money to go to this game.

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Reply #40 on: March 11, 2016, 07:58:19 AM

I Want to Play in Cleveland...

Are words that I'm quite sure have never been uttered in the history of ever. But apparently Kaep is saying he wants to be traded there.

If there was ever a time to question someone's decision-making skills, this would be the time.

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Reply #41 on: March 11, 2016, 11:43:48 AM

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The Broncos have acquired QB Mark Sanchez from the Eagles for a conditional draft pick, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter and multiple reports. The trade was first reported Friday by 9 News in Denver.

 awesome, for real
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Reply #42 on: March 11, 2016, 12:00:02 PM

There is not a BWAAA HAAA HAAAAA large enough for that shit.  why so serious?

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Reply #43 on: March 11, 2016, 12:18:16 PM

Haha.

Old horse face is scrounging the bottom of the barrel there in Denver.

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Reply #44 on: March 11, 2016, 12:21:53 PM

If they can make the playoffs with Tim Tebow they can do the same with Mark Sanchez.
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Reply #45 on: March 11, 2016, 01:38:01 PM

Code:
Year  Pick  Player            Current Team
2011  21    Phil Taylor       Broncos
2012  3     Trent Richardson  FA
2012  22    Brandon Weeden    FA
2013  6     Barkevious Mingo  Browns
2014  8     Justin Gilbert    Browns
2014  22    Jonny Manziel     FA
2015  12    Danny Shelton     Browns
2015  19    Cameron Irving    Browns

Eight first round picks in five years and half of them are off the team already.   why so serious?

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Reply #46 on: March 11, 2016, 02:06:07 PM

If they can make the playoffs with Tim Tebow they can do the same with Mark Sanchez.


Your post, it gives me the sads.

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Reply #47 on: March 11, 2016, 02:09:31 PM

Sanchez is the backup option in Denver.  It remains to be seen if they can locate a primary option. 

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Reply #48 on: March 11, 2016, 03:12:16 PM

If they can make the playoffs with Tim Tebow they can do the same with Mark Sanchez.
Your post, it gives me the sads.
Okay, how about:

If they can win the Super Bowl with the lowest rated QB in the league they can do the same with Mark Sanchez

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Reply #49 on: March 11, 2016, 04:29:04 PM

tbh, that D could have carried a LOT of mediocre QBs to a Superbowl. Next years D, maybe not so much.

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Reply #50 on: March 11, 2016, 10:23:16 PM

Seattle proved that a HOF caliber defense isn't going to stay together enough after a Super Bowl win to bring another Super Bowl win.

Ok yes they should have won that 2nd Super Bowl but my point still stands. Defenses that good are going to get weakened by free agency, age and injury. Also, MARK FUCKING SANCHEZ. I'm sure given enough time, Sanchez can figure out a way to turn in performances consistently worse than Manning's from last year.

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Reply #51 on: March 11, 2016, 10:48:43 PM

If we get another butt fumble, I'm happy.

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Reply #52 on: March 24, 2016, 10:41:19 AM

RG3 to Cleveland.  why so serious?

I think I use that smiley in every post I make about Cleveland.
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Reply #53 on: March 24, 2016, 10:44:28 AM

Well, at least we know it won't have been Cleveland that destroyed his career, since it's been pre-destroyed by the Skins.

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Reply #54 on: March 24, 2016, 11:13:49 AM

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #55 on: March 24, 2016, 11:38:25 AM

YES! I'm going to love this season as it goes peak Cleveland!

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Reply #56 on: March 25, 2016, 06:58:28 AM

I'm happy for this move purely because of the amount of RG3 <injures self> memes popping in my FB feed from all my Cleveland-based friends. Comedy is best when it speaks to truth.

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Reply #57 on: March 25, 2016, 07:02:41 AM

Even sadder is going to be the future QB whose career Cleveland WILL destroy when they draft him at #2. Either Carson Wentz or Jared Goff is totally fucked.

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Reply #58 on: March 25, 2016, 07:42:08 AM

It's ok, they can make a few 10s of millions of dollars and retire at 26 or 27 years old.
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Reply #59 on: March 25, 2016, 07:47:24 AM

Even sadder is going to be the future QB whose career Cleveland WILL destroy when they draft him at #2. Either Carson Wentz or Jared Goff is totally fucked.

Not necessarily. The front office and HC along with the owner really do seem to be all in the 'plan.' This makes me hopeful they sit whoever they take at QB in the draft and throw the other 4 QBs on their roster into the grinder - all while ignoring the slobbering masses calling for people to play. The front office really seems to be of the mind that ignores knee jerk reactions. Granted, I am a jaded Browns fan and can't help but make excuses.

That said, I'm hoping they take Wentz and sit him. He's built like Rothlesburger-meister (big guy, cool-headed, small school so less wear-and-tear) and should be used to the shitty weather. Just hope they make him a sit a year or two prospect. Goff has an arrogant swagger to him and I think he'll sour on the idea of sitting for more than 1/2 a year. In my mind, you take the more humble guy.

As for RGpart3. I really can't see him being even slightly effective...not with this patchwork OL and zero receivers. He didn't do well in DC with their line, he sure as hell is not going to work here. Pocket passing can only be learned when you get a consistent pocket. That is not going to happen this year in Cleveland.

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Reply #60 on: March 25, 2016, 09:10:19 AM

That is why they should trade Joe Thomas to Seattle for a WR.

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Reply #61 on: March 25, 2016, 10:53:53 AM

That is why they should trade Joe Thomas to Seattle for a WR.

I'd rather them trade him for a sack of magic beans at this point.

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Reply #62 on: March 25, 2016, 01:58:27 PM

That is why they should trade Joe Thomas to Seattle for a WR.

I'd rather them trade him for a sack of magic beans at this point.

Someone get Jim Irsay on the phone

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Reply #63 on: April 04, 2016, 01:42:12 PM

Greg Hardy - Not Just a Piece of Shit, But a Delusional Piece of Shit

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"In my whole entire life, no sir," he said, adding that he was raised never to hit a woman and that violence against his siblings -- brother or sister -- wasn't tolerated.

Just... what the fuck? So glad no one has signed his sorry ass.

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Reply #64 on: April 04, 2016, 02:51:07 PM

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That situation occurred and that situation was handled, but as a man you can't avoid situations that aren't your fault or are your fault.

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Reply #65 on: April 04, 2016, 03:03:02 PM

God I hope he spent all his money on cars and lawyers and ends up sleeping under a bridge. And then gets knifed by a cagey homeless woman who he tries to beat up. TL/DR fuck Greg Hardy to death.

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Reply #66 on: April 07, 2016, 01:10:24 PM

Saw a story earlier that Gary Kubiak was meeting with Johnny Manziel. Oh Bronco's, your QB situation this year is going to be just great for the rest of us who aren't fans of your team.
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Reply #67 on: April 07, 2016, 02:47:17 PM

Saw a story earlier that Gary Kubiak was meeting with Johnny Manziel. Oh Bronco's, your QB situation this year is going to be just great for the rest of us who aren't fans of your team.

I'm under the impression it was an A&M thing to try and get Johnny under some control and not embarrass the alma mater.

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Reply #68 on: April 14, 2016, 07:51:00 AM

Rams just sold the farm for the first pick of the draft. Amazing considering the top QBs in the draft would be 3rd rounders in years past. Hope LA is prepared for a few years of 8-8.

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Reply #69 on: April 14, 2016, 08:00:19 AM

... the fuck? Do they really think either of those guys is going to justify a #1 pick? Or giving up that fuckload of picks they agreed to? Goddamn. Just in this draft alone the Rams lose 2 2nd rounders and a 3rd rounder, not to mention the 1st and 3rd rounder from next year? I realize their QB situation is shitty but these guys don't sound to me like Andrew Luck so much as Joe Flacco. That might be an improvement over what they have but shit that's a lot to give up.

As for LA fans getting used to 8-8, I'm pretty sure no one in LA gives a fuck right now, nor will they until the team actually wins.

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