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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 360898 times)
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Celebrity Magazine Ok! will report on Friday that Britney Spears’ new love interest is a woman.
According to the magazine, Spears has flirted and “experimented” with several female friends, allegedly including her former assistant Shannon Funk.
During a night on the town, an OK! source claims Spears nuzzled up to Funk topless and then the pair ended up in the same bed
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Oh gods NO! I do not want her being the new lesbian poster girl. I'd make a red carpet joke here, but it's tasteless. |
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Oh gods NO! I do not want her being the new lesbian poster girl. The real tears should come from the sad twist of fate that caused her to go through a lesbian phase at this point in her life instead of about 8 years ago. |
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WayAbvPar
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Celebrity Magazine Ok! will report on Friday that Britney Spears’ new love interest is a woman.
According to the magazine, Spears has flirted and “experimented” with several female friends, allegedly including her former assistant Shannon Funk.
During a night on the town, an OK! source claims Spears nuzzled up to Funk topless and then the pair ended up in the same bed
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Oh gods NO! I do not want her being the new lesbian poster girl. The real tears should come from the sad twist of fate that caused her to go through a lesbian phase at this point in her life instead of about 8 years ago. Amen! |
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Oh gods NO! I do not want her being the new lesbian poster girl. The real tears should come from the sad twist of fate that caused her to go through a lesbian phase at this point in her life instead of about 8 years ago. Amen! Preach on brothers. But hell, I think everyone and their dog knew she was Paris's bitch. And of course Lindsey has apparently checked out some DJ in L.A. maybe it's a new form of rehab? |
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HaemishM
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The Munchadone Treatment?
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Cheddar
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The Munchadone Treatment?
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She's going from coke-snorting to clam-bumping. That was his joke.
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HaemishM
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It wasn't much of a joke, I agree. It helps if you've had experience with drugs like heroin, or have read books by guys like William Burroughs.
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Cheddar
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Merusk
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Her publicist or Mtv's lawyers work fast. It's already removed. |
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What? You don't think this is attractive:  Here's the clip. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything so awful. |
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Is it me, or does she look uncomfortable up there? Also, I thought the whole 'charm' about this girl was her coy lirics, a boon to the imagination of pedophiles everywhere? These lyrics were standard fare Madonna, with 1/2 the talent.
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HaemishM
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Wow, that has got to be one of the most embarrassing performances I've ever seen. It'd make more sense if she was on qualudes, but she appeared quite sober and completely uninterested in being there. I've seen better routines at local beauty pageants. She didn't look fat so much as out of shape, and seemed completely unable to actually dance. It was like an aging stripper just going through the motions, hoping a dollar bill or two would find its way into her crotch.
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Merusk
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Is it me, or does she look uncomfortable up there? Also, I thought the whole 'charm' about this girl was her coy lirics, a boon to the imagination of pedophiles everywhere? These lyrics were standard fare Madonna, with 1/2 the talent.
That works when you're 15, 16. Not so much when you're 23 with two kids. As to the Madonna bit, she's been mentored by MD (ddespite ignoring all the advice she was given.) and has tried hard to be the next Madonna. She's failed miserably, but it doesn't mean she wasn't trying. As to the reports of her being fat and blob-like I've heard. Fuck them. That's the best she's looked in a long time. OMG she's got curves and hips! She's a fucking whale! God damned "i want a girl that looks like a boy with balloons on her chest" psychos need to stop. Go fap to some Futa, fuckheads. |
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Is it me, or does she look uncomfortable up there? Also, I thought the whole 'charm' about this girl was her coy lirics, a boon to the imagination of pedophiles everywhere? These lyrics were standard fare Madonna, with 1/2 the talent.
That works when you're 15, 16. Not so much when you're 23 with two kids. As to the Madonna bit, she's been mentored by MD (ddespite ignoring all the advice she was given.) and has tried hard to be the next Madonna. She's failed miserably, but it doesn't mean she wasn't trying. As to the reports of her being fat and blob-like I've heard. Fuck them. That's the best she's looked in a long time. OMG she's got curves and hips! She's a fucking whale! God damned "i want a girl that looks like a boy with balloons on her chest" psychos need to stop. Go fap to some Futa, fuckheads. She's not a whale, but for someone whose entire career is based off her sexuality rather than any sort of talent, it's time for her to get the fuck off the stage. |
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 It's better when Eddie Murphy does it. |
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Her hair seems to grow incredibly fast.
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Her hair seems to grow incredibly fast.
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Yegolev
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Oh Jesus, that's what I'm doing wrong. I need to have someone else grow my hair. /forehead
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Bunk
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Does that work well on the top of one's head, I wonder...
As to her performance; Wow, that was so painful that I actually started feeling bad for her. She really didn't look too bad (to quote all 300 posts on Fark - I'd still hit it), though she probably should have been wearing something that hid some of those body parts a little better. She just looked so completely uninterested and out of it. That is not how someone makes a comeback.
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No lie.
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Raging Turtle
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Maybe she finally had that early-20's epiphany that many people have and realized what a vapid, meaningless lifestyle MTV promotes.
Or maybe she was just a little hungover.
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Maybe she finally had that early-20's epiphany that many people have and realized what a vapid, meaningless lifestyle MTV promotes.
Or maybe she was just a little hungover.
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HaemishM
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Oh, I don't think she LOOKED bad. The weight didn't bother me, I like curves on a woman. But the weight, combined with her complete lack of actual dancing makes her look totally out of shape. I don't know that I'd hit that... but not hitting it would have nothing to do with her looks, and more to do with her list of greatest hits including K-Fed.
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My favorite description was from the NY Post that said she performed like she had a pantload. Classy. |
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So Britney couldn't dance, and Justin told MTV they needed to play more videos after sweeping the "awards." You know, if I had kids, there's no way in hell I'd let them watch MTV now. It used to be mildly risque and had something to do with music. No as far as I can tell it's reality shows about pop stars and rich 16 year olds complaining that life is too hard before banging everyone. It'll make you retarded. |
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Is it me, or does she look uncomfortable up there? Also, I thought the whole 'charm' about this girl was her coy lirics, a boon to the imagination of pedophiles everywhere? These lyrics were standard fare Madonna, with 1/2 the talent.
That works when you're 15, 16. Not so much when you're 23 with two kids. As to the Madonna bit, she's been mentored by MD (ddespite ignoring all the advice she was given.) and has tried hard to be the next Madonna. She's failed miserably, but it doesn't mean she wasn't trying. As to the reports of her being fat and blob-like I've heard. Fuck them. That's the best she's looked in a long time. OMG she's got curves and hips! She's a fucking whale! God damned "i want a girl that looks like a boy with balloons on her chest" psychos need to stop. Go fap to some Futa, fuckheads. Her body is fine for a normal woman. It's not fine for a supposed sex symbol dancing around on stage wearing an outfit like that. |
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Maybe I want sex symbols to look like normal women instead of plastic bitches that create some kind of false sense of self in women and completly stupid expectations in men?
Nah, that'd make sense.
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