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Reply #350 on: November 30, 2006, 09:27:49 AM

The View had a humorous bit about the entire thing today during hot topics.


Or so I hear.

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Reply #351 on: November 30, 2006, 12:11:58 PM

I don't give a rats ass about celebrity stuff, however, my sister (who is 20) comes across a lot of things in her mySpace travels apparently. 

Long story short I have acquired from her the "un-Shaggy" version of those pictures if people want to see it.  If it's already been posted or I'm just really late to the show on this then disregard.  I'll host it at photobucket on request, because it's defintely NSFW and might offend some people on the boards...or something.






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Reply #352 on: November 30, 2006, 12:15:17 PM

You can click on Shaggy to see it without Shaggy.  Also - I only just now got that joke.
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Reply #353 on: November 30, 2006, 12:42:23 PM

It's got nothing to do with 'Oh Carolina', has it?

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Reply #354 on: November 30, 2006, 01:01:42 PM

You can click on Shaggy to see it without Shaggy.  Also - I only just now got that joke.


Woops. 

What strikes me about this pic: Even if you make a zillion dollars a year and have teh moneyhatz your cooter still looks the same as an everyday cooter post c-section.  And nothing spectacular if you didn't have said c-section.  It's always the same present no matter what the wrapping paper.

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Reply #355 on: November 30, 2006, 01:04:42 PM

Yeah, but I still want all my presents to be wrapped in McLaren sports cars.

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Reply #356 on: November 30, 2006, 02:45:12 PM

Touche.


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Reply #357 on: November 30, 2006, 05:24:18 PM

I believe that car was sexier than everyone inside. Combined.

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Reply #358 on: December 01, 2006, 01:39:31 AM

They could have been riding around in fucking Herbie and that'd still be true.

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Reply #359 on: January 01, 2007, 11:31:27 PM

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Reply #360 on: January 01, 2007, 11:33:48 PM


Quote
-        Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom

Passing out in nightclubs is AP's notion of motherhood  :-D

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Reply #361 on: January 02, 2007, 04:15:25 AM

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Reply #362 on: January 03, 2007, 07:09:36 AM



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Reply #363 on: January 03, 2007, 07:35:01 AM

Sponsored by Pillsbury.

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Reply #364 on: January 03, 2007, 07:55:03 AM

She is starting to look like Liz Taylor at 75 now  tongue
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Reply #365 on: January 03, 2007, 08:00:45 AM

That's got to be just a terrible picture or something.  She's only in her 20s.  Maybe she's drinking herself in to an early puffy face.

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Reply #366 on: January 03, 2007, 08:04:03 AM

Actually, that looks like the big 3 :  Drink, drugs and no sleep whatsoever.

Can't help being a single mum either.

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Reply #367 on: January 03, 2007, 12:57:13 PM

Was her face still swollen from a recent bee sting or some plastic surgery?  Maybe the doc missed with the collagen injections?

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Reply #368 on: January 03, 2007, 01:06:38 PM

She's way too young to be thinking about collagen or botox treatments, isn't she?  I don't know.  I go to Switzerland twice a year for virgin monkey piss injections, myself. 

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Reply #369 on: January 03, 2007, 01:22:21 PM

She's way too young to be thinking about collagen or botox treatments, isn't she?  I don't know.  I go to Switzerland twice a year for virgin monkey piss injections, myself. 

My ex owns/operates what I call a vanity clinic (botox, laser hair removal, collagen etc) and it terrifies me how young some of the women are that seek her services.  People need to stop watching so much fucking television... it would help with their self-esteem.

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Reply #370 on: January 03, 2007, 01:34:46 PM

You've never heard me on Teamspeak while Dr. 90210 is on.  evil

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Reply #371 on: January 03, 2007, 01:40:14 PM

You've never heard me on Teamspeak while Dr. 90210 is on.  evil

I'm going to send you an 8 x 10 glossy before/after picture of Michael Jackson.

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Reply #372 on: January 03, 2007, 01:43:56 PM

Michael Jackson is just too sad to rip at this point. I find Dr. 90210 much more worthy of my bile. Women too lazy to lose the weight "right"? Perfectly good looking girls who feel they "need something"? Parents who give stuff like Implants as a birthday gift? My venom for that show knows no bounds.

Same thing goes for those stupid "reality shows" that revolve around the parents wasting thousands of dollars because their spoiled brat kids need parties and shit that cost Thousands of Dollars. If you're going to simply throw away that much money, you might as well throw it towards a damn charity.

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Reply #373 on: January 03, 2007, 01:51:15 PM

Michael Jackson is just too sad to rip at this point. I find Dr. 90210 much more worthy of my bile. Women too lazy to lose the weight "right"? Perfectly good looking girls who feel they "need something"? Parents who give stuff like Implants as a birthday gift? My venom for that show knows no bounds.

Same thing goes for those stupid "reality shows" that revolve around the parents wasting thousands of dollars because their spoiled brat kids need parties and shit that cost Thousands of Dollars. If you're going to simply throw away that much money, you might as well throw it towards a damn charity.

My sentiments exactly.  I think this is why my tv rarely sees any use these days.  When my ex left gyn surgery to go into plastics, I told her that I thought she was wasting her talents.  This may have contributed to why she's now my "ex". 

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Reply #374 on: January 03, 2007, 02:16:05 PM

I had to google Dr. 90210.  I had no idea what you were talking about.  I guess I should watch more tv.

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Reply #375 on: January 03, 2007, 02:39:11 PM

I had to google Dr. 90210.  I had no idea what you were talking about.  I guess I should watch more tv.

No, you really shouldn't. Your mind is melted enough as it is. Tripe like Dr. 90210 would shatter you.

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Reply #376 on: January 03, 2007, 03:47:00 PM

I guess I should watch more tv.

No, no.  Just keep that hat on your head.  No, the other one.

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Reply #377 on: January 03, 2007, 04:13:48 PM

I think Signe would like something like My Super Sweet 16 on stupid MTV.

That show makes my brain want to vomit.

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Reply #378 on: January 03, 2007, 04:26:34 PM

I don't remember that age very well.  I think I made little trails with my fingers and smiled a lot though.

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Reply #379 on: January 03, 2007, 06:16:17 PM



See looked okay on Letterman two months ago:


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Reply #380 on: January 03, 2007, 06:45:52 PM

That doesn't even look like the same woman.

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Reply #381 on: January 03, 2007, 07:41:51 PM

Extensions?

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Reply #382 on: January 04, 2007, 12:59:31 AM

That doesn't even look like the same woman.

I agree with the tit grabber.  Totally different.  What the hell is that wee lassie doing to herself...


Also, My Super Doober Sweet 16 is the worst show you Americans have ever given us.  It's so bad it makes me want gun laws in this country.

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Reply #383 on: January 04, 2007, 11:52:00 AM

Remove the gun laws, you mean?  You can always just smash a bottle of Tennant's on their head, no need for a gun.

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Reply #384 on: January 04, 2007, 11:58:18 AM

Also, My Super Doober Sweet 16 is the worst show you Americans have ever given us.  It's so bad it makes me want gun laws in this country.

We'll cancel the show if you take the people who are hosted on it. 

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