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WayAbvPar
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Reply #315 on: November 07, 2006, 02:19:15 PM

Damn Youse for beating me to the punch!

I will fold this into the Britney Spears thread if I can dig it out.

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Reply #316 on: November 07, 2006, 02:33:25 PM

Merged.

I can only hope this means that a return to sex kitten status followed shortly by a sex tape of her servicing a few dozen men to rub it in KFuck's face is in the future. I will have to buy new batteries for my DVD remote...

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Reply #317 on: November 07, 2006, 02:51:47 PM

Can't link to an article right now ("breaking news" everywhere) but Britney is divorcing K-Fed.  Which do average people care more about, this or the election?  Discuss. 

It's a known fact that the Democrats organised this to affect the course of the election.  Like the North Korea Bombing thing.

Britney's such a whore.

Shame, she was a nice wee lassie once.

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Reply #318 on: November 07, 2006, 03:01:11 PM

Christina, Brittany, Jessica... they are the radge wee midden genre of female pop stars.   tongue

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Reply #319 on: November 07, 2006, 03:07:07 PM

Christina, Brittany, Jessica... they are the radge wee midden genre of female pop stars.   tongue

radge we midden?

snorkle borkle bop!

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Reply #320 on: November 07, 2006, 04:26:13 PM

I definitely care more about the election, although that has something to do with the constitutional amendments on the ballot here in Georgia.  Call me when her tits come out.

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Reply #321 on: November 08, 2006, 02:56:04 PM

They went for a car ride, then a walk:

http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1556

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Reply #322 on: November 08, 2006, 03:06:57 PM

So I usually dont go in for this stuff....

One of the young girls in the office was talking about it thought this was funny:

All the sites are now calling him "FedEx"

I ROFLCOPTER.....
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Reply #323 on: November 10, 2006, 08:13:45 AM

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Reply #324 on: November 10, 2006, 01:13:15 PM

Eh... no tits?  What's the appeal?

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Reply #325 on: November 10, 2006, 01:19:00 PM

Dear John Kevin,

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Reply #326 on: November 22, 2006, 09:07:38 AM

I definitely care more about the election, although that has something to do with the constitutional amendments on the ballot here in Georgia.  Call me when her tits come out.

Perhaps you can now get your.... hopes... up

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Reply #327 on: November 22, 2006, 04:56:59 PM

I definitely care more about the election, although that has something to do with the constitutional amendments on the ballot here in Georgia.  Call me when her tits come out.
Perhaps you can now get your.... hopes... up
Or not.
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Reply #328 on: November 28, 2006, 04:57:05 PM

I'm sure those of you who care already know about this: (NSFW) http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_really_wants_yo.html (NSFW)

Too bad she didn't do that 8 years and two kids ago.

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Reply #329 on: November 28, 2006, 05:01:19 PM

When you've passed your prime, some will do anything they can to keep the media interested. 

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Reply #330 on: November 28, 2006, 05:02:31 PM

What? She's gone? Finally?

Took 5 years longer than I expected, but I'll take it.
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Reply #331 on: November 28, 2006, 06:22:56 PM

It looks like a vagina.
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Reply #332 on: November 28, 2006, 08:11:09 PM

In all seriousness, I'm more curious about the car they are in.

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Reply #333 on: November 28, 2006, 09:26:07 PM

In all seriousness, I'm more curious about the car they are in.
Judging by the gull wing doors, wheels, and seats I would say it's an SLR McLaren.
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Reply #334 on: November 29, 2006, 01:21:40 AM

f13 is getting old.

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Reply #335 on: November 29, 2006, 01:32:36 AM

She wasn't worth talking about when Shockeye started this thread either. Just looks like a regular girl to me.
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Reply #336 on: November 29, 2006, 07:08:56 AM

Ah, you are correct Trippy...it even says SLR on the running board.

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Reply #337 on: November 29, 2006, 07:48:00 AM

In all seriousness, I'm more curious about the car they are in.

Why is it the celebrities this kind of shit happen to always seem to be in a car with super cunt Paris Hilton? For that matter, why does anyone even return her fucking calls?

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Reply #338 on: November 29, 2006, 08:35:25 AM

Why is it the celebrities this kind of shit happen to always seem to be in a car with super cunt Paris Hilton? For that matter, why does anyone even return her fucking calls?
We had a formula back in the band days. If you were hanging out with a cool band that had cool fans and lots of hot chicks and there was one guy who just didn't belong...that was the drug dealer.
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Reply #339 on: November 29, 2006, 08:48:58 AM

Hey, I'm not a drug dealer.

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Reply #340 on: November 29, 2006, 09:25:38 AM

Nowadays, that guy... he's the one who does their web site.

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Reply #341 on: November 29, 2006, 12:12:54 PM


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Reply #342 on: November 29, 2006, 01:17:32 PM

Wow. Also, anyone notice the sidebar questioning if Britney's party antics will hurt her chances to keep the kids?

Both of those idiots should lose custody.




Also, Federline could have chosen a much worse pr0nstar at least.

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Reply #343 on: November 30, 2006, 08:22:30 AM

She had to have known about the peep show.  There is no way in hell you can't know that your skirt is around your fucking waist as you are climbing out of a car.  None at all.

Of course, this is Britney, who probably takes dumbness to new lows.  As someone else said, how bad is it when Paris Hilton is trying to show you how to be discrete?


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Reply #344 on: November 30, 2006, 08:47:47 AM

Is it that tough to wear some underwear?

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Reply #345 on: November 30, 2006, 08:49:05 AM

She was just freeballing.

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Reply #346 on: November 30, 2006, 08:54:31 AM

Actually, she was just letting it air out.

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Reply #347 on: November 30, 2006, 08:57:43 AM

Actually, she was just letting it air out.

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"It's unhygienic not so much for the woman who's not wearing underwear, but to the people around her," says Thomas, who practises in Toronto. "Let's face it - like every other woman, they've got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people."


We really need a vomiting smiley.

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Reply #348 on: November 30, 2006, 09:05:20 AM

Signe to the rescue?

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Reply #349 on: November 30, 2006, 09:19:43 AM

The View had a humorous bit about the entire thing today during hot topics.


Or so I hear.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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