Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Obviously Federline's attempts to cause a failure in the brakes was botched.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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schild
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Yea, seriously. That statue is the fucking devil.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Mr. Edwards, 40, said the sculpture was a response to the interest in Ms. Spears's pregnancy, which was constant fodder for tabloid newspapers and celebrity magazines last year.
"I think the country was expressing a pro-life sentiment through its interest in the Britney Spears pregnancy," he said.
What... the... fuck? That's some serious good paint fumes this fuckhead is huffing. |
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Trippy
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Margalis
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With any luck they can all fall and break their heads sometimes soon, preferably fatally.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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schild
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I read that as "Sean Baby falls and fractures skull" in which case I figured I could cross a name off my list for E3.
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Telemediocrity
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So, anyone got backshots of the statue? :P
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schild
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You don't want to see them.
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Trippy
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You don't want to see them.
I concur. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Well, both the baby's parents were dropped on their heads and babies, why should it bother him?
(With apologies to Movie Poop Shoot for stealing their joke).
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Telemediocrity
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You don't want to see them.
I concur. I'm mainly wondering if he has Sean Preston's head poking out a bit. |
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Trippy
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I'm mainly wondering if he has Sean Preston's head poking out a bit.
If you really want to see them just poke around the celebrity "stalker" sites. |
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Brit's acting coach (he lasted 2 lessons) speaks:
Britney is an untalented, self-focused wannabe. I can imagine her ruining a televised drama by suddenly staring straight into camera and either winking, shaking her boobs or blowing a bubble of gum. But not all at the same time that would be asking far too much of her." The coach, who gave acting lessons to Britney at her Malibu home, also revealed that the singer dismissed William Shakespeare and Nobel Prize winner Harold Pinter 'as not part of my world.' Of Shakespeare she said: 'I know who he is, know he's dead and I don't want any knights-in-armour stuff.' And when asked to read from a Harold Pinter play the singer held up a hand to shut her drama coach up, before scoffing: 'Whoever Pinto is, or was.'
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stray
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has an iMac.
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She really isn't that much different than *slightly* more serious actors though.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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She's dumb, too. She was on Letterman last night in an outfit far too skimpy for her condition and he let her do the Top Ten list. She had a tough time reading it, and skipped over the word Tamiflu (replacing it with the word "something"), utterly ruining the joke.
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WayAbvPar
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Spears rose to fame at 16 with a naughty schoolgirl image and the multiplatinum album "... Baby One More Time." Ahh...the good ol' jailbait days. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Kenrick
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I've come to the conclusion that this whore almost makes Anna Nicole seem classy.
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Der Helm
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I've come to the conclusion that this whore almost makes Anna Nicole seem classy.
Almost ? You must be kidding. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Der Helm
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Kenrick
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I've come to the conclusion that this whore almost makes Anna Nicole seem classy.
Almost ? You must be kidding. Apparently you don't know enough about Anna Nicole Smith... She's still and will always be one rung of the shit ladder lower than Britney. |
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Kenrick
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Well... the fact that this kid is still alive at this point is starting to boggle my mind. Apparently her latest oops was coming *this* close to slamming the kid down to the cement because she tripped over her own foot. http://www.itv.com/news/index_403551.html Or was he just trying to escape? We'll never know for sure... |
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Trippy
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Or was he just trying to escape? We'll never know for sure...
LOL. Must take after his father. |
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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You know the SUPER classy thing about it? She's pregnant again, and that drink in her hand is Vodka.
So she's hurting two kids at once. Whee.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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The star left the Ritz Carlton with a drink in one hand and the tot in the other when she stumbled Like....a bottle of water, or a martini? Fucking retard. DYFS should sieze that child before something serious happens. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Why that child? There are plenty of worse off children at higher risk. Are you implying that her offspring should get special treatment too, just because she's a Disney bimbette?
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Strazos
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No, of course they should also sieze other children in similar or worse situations. They should also get a lot more funding so the social workers are not improverish, and the system has enough money to provide proper services.
Stop playing stupid semantics games. That was a stupid instance in which to try it.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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My comment was intended in jest, however, people who fuck up raising children should get counseling before we take the children away from them.
However, since any comment to anything you say in any thread by anybody causes you personal offence, I'll just ignore your next 4200 worthless posts.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Signe
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Muse.
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No, of course they should also sieze other children in similar or worse situations. They should also get a lot more funding so the social workers are not improverish, and the system has enough money to provide proper services.
Stop playing stupid semantics games. That was a stupid instance in which to try it.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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However, since any comment to anything you say in any thread by anybody causes you personal offence, I'll just ignore your next 4200 worthless posts.
Oh noes, i r heartbroken. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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stray
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Maybe he meant that in green too.
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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IT'S OVER! The marriage is over....or is it? You decide! SPLITNEY |
The wave of the Reagan coalition has shattered on the rocky shore of Bush's incompetence. - Abagadro
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WayAbvPar
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God I hope so, if only so K-Fed can crawl back under whatever rock he came from and I never have to see or hear anything about him again.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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