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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 360982 times)
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That's his other vehicle.
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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By that you mean his birthplace.
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I have never played WoW.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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And likely the place of conception for all his children.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Kevin Federline Should Shut UpDecember 13, 2005 The new issue of In Touch Weekly is helping stick Kevin Federline's Air Jordan covered foot deeper in his mouth by publishing some statements he made to a reporter while he was partying in Vegas recently. Partying with pals in Las Vegas during the week of Britney's 24th birthday, Kevin told a reporter that he has already consulted his lawyers and would demand a "$125 million" settlement if the marriage was to end. "I don't like lawyers," the aspiring rapper said as he was leaving the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on December 3. "But in this situation, I have to get protection." Kevin's even told friends that he's been advised that the prenuptial agreement he signed is "not worth the paper it is written on." Kevin (or "Federdouche" as many like to call him) doesn't like lawyers in the same way that criminals don't like cops. Most of the time you're running from them and calling them "pigs" because you've done something wrong, but when you need them to save your ass, they're your best friends. It's sorta like having "baby mamas" (a.k.a. Shar and Britney) everywhere. Most of the time, you're running from them and calling them "bitches", but when you need them to pay for your cornrows and fresh set of wife beaters, they're your favorite bitches. If we're lucky, maybe we'll get to point and laugh if Kevin goes to prison and is someone else's "favorite bitch", but that would be too funny, and I might die laughing, and I'm not ready to die just yet. |
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Strazos
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Do you think I could construe killing him as a mercy killing? I would be giving decent society some relief from this guy.
The prenup may not be worth the paper it's written on, but he's certainly not worth the skin he wears.
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Whiskey fucking Tango. To the core.
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voodoolily
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Slight derail, but still about blonde pop princesses: evidently Jessica Simpson had refused to sign a prenup with whatshisface (back when he was the slightly more famous one), and now that they're splitting up (and his career is on the skids) she's gonna hafta give him millions of her dollars! Ha!
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shiznitz
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True, but he did contribute to her "fame."
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voodoolily
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If by "contribute to her fame" you mean "giving the public knowledge of her deflowering, then tolerating her vapidness on reality tv for a season", then yes, I guess so.
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HaemishM
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If by "contribute to her fame" you mean "giving the public knowledge of her deflowering, then tolerating her vapidness on reality tv for a season", then yes, I guess so.
Be fair, it was two seasons and a Christmas Special that should be listed in Geneva as a crime against humanity. |
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MisterNoisy
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Christmas Special You're fucking kidding me. Good lord. |
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voodoolily
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Kenrick
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Uh... gimme a handful of tissues, I gotta run to the restroom real quick... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm aretha.............  |
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shiznitz
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Jesus she looks like Kong's grandmother.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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People in the News: Spears is in a baby-making moodFriday, December 30, 2005 Say this for Britney Spears, she not only helps sell oodles of tabloid ink, she also keeps things interesting for the rest of us with humdrum lives. Make that very interesting. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, well about a month ago, when the Britster's marriage to Kevin Federline was said to be in the dumper. She was said to have sent him packing, at least temporarily, and even taken away the keys to his Ferrari (talk about a way to punish a fella where it really hurts). Flash forward to now, when, as In Touch Weekly reports, Britney and Kevin have reconciled, at least temporarily, and now the pop princess wants nothing so much as to be prego with another kiddo, courtesy of the manly assist of Mr. Hubby. A Brit tattler reveals, "Britney was advised to wait at least three months after her baby's birth before trying to get pregnant again. Now that that's passed, she wants to try right away." Nevermind that anyone with a counseling shingle can advise there are no worse ideas than going prego to preserve a marriage. |
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Paelos
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Good idea, keep her barefoot and pregnant. That'll shake off the trailer park image.  |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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7 pages in this thread and no discussion how this effects Jamie Lynn Spears?
At 14 does she have the ability to learn from her sisters mistakes or even know that they are mistakes?
I think her best hope would be to go the way of a Ashley Judd.................
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Strazos
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Does that involve boobies? If not.....well, then who cares?
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Murgos
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7 pages in this thread and no discussion how this effects Jamie Lynn Spears?
Wait! There is another one? Are they clonging them now? edit: clong = clone. Bah, I should stick a post it on my monitor. "No Coffee = No Post." |
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« Last Edit: January 03, 2006, 05:41:43 AM by Murgos »
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schild
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7 pages in this thread and no discussion how this effects Jamie Lynn Spears?
Wait! There is another one? Are they clonging them now? Yes. But the clongs lack disciprine. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I think someone taught that goddamn Amy monkey from the Congo movie to rap. |
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Strazos
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I couldn't find a story about it on the internet, but I saw this on TV today:
Britney and her brother were driving down the highway in (what appeared to be) a Ferrari 360 Spider, being followed by papparazzi.
They ran out of gas.
The papparazzi helped push the car off the road, and gave the Spearses a ride home.
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If I were Ferrari I would ask for the car back, as she has no right to be driving such a fine automobile...and then running out of gas.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Paparazzi Help Britney With Ferrari BreakdownTuesday, January 24, 2006 By Bill Hoffmann The paparazzi sometimes drive Britney Spears out of her mind — but the new mom was actually happy they were around when the car she was riding in broke down in the middle of a busy road. Spears was cruising along the Pacific Coast Highway near her Malibu home in hubby Kevin Federline's Ferrari, her older brother, Bryan, behind the wheel, when the stunning $200,000 sports car suddenly seized and ground to a halt in the middle of speeding traffic. That's when the army of photographers that trails the 24-year-old day in and day out rode to her rescue. The fotogs pulled their vehicles to the shoulder and jumped out to help. Five of the lensmen, with cameras in hand, got behind the Ferrari and pushed it out of traffic as Spears' brother steered. But they didn't neglect to snap plenty of photos at the same time, some of which show a pouty Spears, in jeans and a halter top, looking like she'd just as soon junk her hubby's car for good. After the heroic snappers radioed for assistance, a sheriff's vehicle appeared minutes later to whisk the damsel in distress back home. It's not the first time Federline's car has been in the news. It was towed last month from the couple's home, raising speculation that Spears was getting rid of it to punish her hubby after the pair had a fight — a rumor the couple denied. Try harder Strazos. Every news site has a report on this. |
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Righ
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Two breakdowns in two months. Got to love low volume hand built cars - they're so hit and miss. I lucked out with my TVR, but I had friends who had nothing but trouble.
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Nevermore
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Guess it's time to put that Ferrari up on blocks in front of their house.
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Over and out.
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Strazos
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Two breakdowns in two months. Got to love low volume hand built cars - they're so hit and miss. I lucked out with my TVR, but I had friends who had nothing but trouble.
Right.... And anyway, I wouldn't blame the car for running out of gas... Aside: I couldn't find the article via Google - got too much general Spears nonsense. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Aside: I couldn't find the article via Google - got too much general Spears nonsense.
Try news.google.com and the keywords: britney ferrari |
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Strazos
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Oh...see, I learned something today:
Shockeye is much better at this than I will ever be.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Oh...see, I learned something today:
Shockeye is much better at this than I will ever be.
You will learn young Padawan, you will learn. |
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Righ
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And anyway, I wouldn't blame the car for running out of gas...
I don't know where you sourced that. Everybody else reports a breakdown. |
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Strazos
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The story I originally heard on the news said "ran out of gas." That is what made the story so ridiculous in my mind.
Also, perhaps some people refer to running out of gas as "breaking down,' while I refer to it as stupid.
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Fear the Backstab!
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TheWalrus
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Some people refuse to check the oil in their cars.
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Righ
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Fucking Tifosi.
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