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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 361444 times)
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Pococurante
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Yegolev
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A simple shot will clear up that lactation problem.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Britney's toxic sex tape could be releasedOctober 5, 2005 Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home sex video is about to be made public. A member of the singer's entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple's personal video tapes - allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it. A source told America's Us Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant." During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been. The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived. She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good." Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show, Chaotic, after she was shown begging Kevin for sex. The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx hotel tour last year "to just fuck all day." The Toxic singer then turned her attention to the sex lives of her staff and crew - quizzing them about their favourite sexual positions. |
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HaemishM
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Britney Spears pregnancy fetish videos to hit the Net soon.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Merusk
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Does anyone actually believe these are 'stolen' anymore? I mean seriously. Pam & Tommy, yeah.. everything since? Fuck no, useless twats like Paris and everyone else saw the cash made on Tommy & Pam and are hoping to make the same bank for themselves.
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Murgos
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I was going to comment on how this smacks of a publicity stunt but everything kept turning into double entendre's and puns.
Anyway, I for one, welcome the new habit of starlets getting attention by releasing hardcore sex tapes.
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Anyway, I for one, welcome the new habit of starlets getting attention by releasing hardcore sex tapes. Amen. |
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Pococurante
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How soon before celebrities turned politician use these for their campaigns...
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Sky
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Why stop there? We could have tapes of Delay playing grabass in the congressional showers. Maybe Hillary soaping up or something. Senators gone wild!
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Yegolev
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Maybe Hillary soaping up or something. Senators gone wild!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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Maybe Hillary soaping up or something. Senators gone wild!
You know that if that hit bit-torrent you'd be screaming "Damnit, why don't you bastards seed!" at your monitor just like the rest of us. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Except I'm a luddite who doesn't use bt.
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Llava
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Britney, Hillary, whatever, I'll admit it. If they're famous and naked, I'll watch. I might not like it, but I'll watch. Hell I didn't even know who Paris Hilton was before I saw her naked. Same goes for Anne Hathaway. Actually I still don't know who she is- but she's disappointing when naked.
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Ironwood
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Where are you finding Anne Hathaway naked, you bastard ?
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Shockeye
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Where are you finding Anne Hathaway naked, you bastard ?
Here you go. |
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Ironwood
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Britney Kicks Kevin OutBritney Spears' marital troubles are for real, according to sources close to the pop star and her party-loving husband Kevin Federline. Reports surfaced last week that Spears had kicked Federline out of the couple's Malibu, California home after getting tired of his partying ways, leaving the dancer to check into the Beverly Hills Hotel. The couple's publicists are refusing to comment on the domestic spat, but TV show Entertainment Tonight insists the story is true. Friends of the couple tell the show that reports have been blown out of proportion and the couple is expected to sort out their differences. Meanwhile, In Touch magazine reports Spears has sought counseling in a bid to mend her troubled one-year-old marriage to Federline. |
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schild
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That's 2 day old news. You're slipping.
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Shockeye
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That's 2 day old news. You're slipping.
Screw you, Luigi. |
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Ironwood
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Counselling for a one year old marriage.
A one year old marriage in trouble does not need counselling. It needs an annulment for fucks sake.
You people.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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Agreed. If you can't survive a year, just cut the losses.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Agreed. If you can't survive a year, just cut the losses.
That is so cold. Look at the situation here, people. They have a child together. Kevin is a father. He should be in the child's life. How can you drive a wedge between him and his child? Oh wait... my bad. |
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Paelos
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Agreed. If you can't survive a year, just cut the losses.
That is so cold. Look at the situation here, people. They have a child together. Kevin is a father. He should be in the child's life. How can you drive a wedge between him and his child? Oh wait... my bad. That's actually rule #2 for a sucessful marriage. Don't have kids in the first year. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Agreed. If you can't survive a year, just cut the losses.
That is so cold. Look at the situation here, people. They have a child together. Kevin is a father. He should be in the child's life. How can you drive a wedge between him and his child? Oh wait... my bad. That's actually rule #2 for a sucessful marriage. Don't have kids in the first year. At least he didn't leave her while pregnant with his child to shack up with some cheap whore. Oh wait... |
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Merusk
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Agreed. If you can't survive a year, just cut the losses.
That is so cold. Look at the situation here, people. They have a child together. Kevin is a father. He should be in the child's life. How can you drive a wedge between him and his child? Oh wait... my bad. That's actually rule #2 for a sucessful marriage. Don't have kids in the first year. That one's less of a rule. Some folks it's more disruptive to have a whole life you're set to and then have kids completly fuck with it. I preferred the route of getting used to the wife and the kid at the same time and not adding a second 'time of disruption and reaclimation' into the mix. |
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Signe
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What a bunch of old women you lot are.
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Ironwood
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HaemishM
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A one year old marriage in trouble does not need counselling. It needs an annulment for fucks sake.
You people. Don't blame us for the foibles of nouveau riche white trash. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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K-Fed begs for his FerrariKevin Federline is said to be distraught about his marital woes — and about losing his wheels. Wife Britney Spears reportedly took back the $200,000 Ferrari she had given him. Federline begged his famous, wealthy wife to forgive him for his partying ways and take him back, according to the London Sun, which reports that when she declined, he asked, “Can I at least have my car back?” |
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Samwise
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What ever happened to that sex tape, anyway?
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HaemishM
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God destroyed it to punish us for paying attention to this white trash trainwreck.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Britney Fans Start "Divorce Kevin" WebsiteConcerned fans of Britney Spears have started up a website, urging the singer to divorce her husband Kevin Federline. Last week, speculation mounted that the singer's 15-month marriage to Federline was over, after the unemployed dancer's Ferrari was towed away from the couple's Malibu, California, home. Spears, who gave birth to the couple's son Sean Preston in September, pulled out of a Billboard Awards appearance on Tuesday, leaving Federline to fly to Las Vegas, Nevada, alone. Worried devotees of the singer have created DivorceKevin.com, which includes a petition for Spears to divorce her husband. A statement on the website reads, "Welcome to the home of the anti-Kevin movement. Are you sick of seeing the train wreck that is Britney and Kevin? Sign the K-Fed Up Petition, grab your Divorce Kevin gear and help Britney remove the boil that is Kevin from herself and her payroll!" You can never have too much 'Divorce Kevin gear'. |
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A man such as he does not deserve to own a fine automobile such as a Ferrari.
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A man such as he does not deserve to own a fine automobile such as a Ferrari.
May I humbly suggest a replacement ?  |
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