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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 387676 times)
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Murgos
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Oh my god, where does her chin stop and her neck begin? Gross, she's gone way downhill. Not that she was very pretty to start with, IMHO.
You see this a LOT in the military; men marrying young cute "country" girls. Yeah, they are cute until they hit early 20's and start pumping babies out. To each their own I guess, but I try and avoid these types of women in any relationship I want to keep for more than a night or three. Yeah, then the lack of nutrition they had as a child starts to show up. Teeth fall out, then hair, thier shoulders slump etc... It can be hard to tell the difference between a healthy country girl and one thats just cute for a couple of years. Skin, teeth and eye's are usually good indicators though. I suppose this is true all over but for some reason it was a LOT of the girls that guys picked up from some backwoods area that turned out this way. They are VERY eager though (at least at first). |
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shiznitz
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As the husband of a woman pregnant with our third child, I want to say "be kind to the poor girl" but then I remember it's Britney Spears.
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Shockeye
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Yes, pregnant woman are beautiful.
Except this is Britney we're talking about.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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ugh.
I was going to post a picture of a pregnant lady from google images.
DO NOT LOOK UP "pregnant" on google images.
You've been warned.
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Merusk
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Hrm.. sounds like the guy at the office who googled 'cornhole' trying to figure out what it was when he moved to the area. My cuiosity is piqued and I will be cursing myself later tonight, I'm sure.
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Shockeye
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Britney, Hubby Top Magazine's 'Worst-Dressed' ListPOSTED: 11:10 am MDT September 2, 2005 UPDATED: 11:28 am MDT September 2, 2005  NEW YORK -- Pop singer Britney Spears has topped US Weekly's worst-dressed list, but she's not alone. Her husband Kevin Federline is right up there with her. Singer Mariah Carey comes in second, followed by singer Kelly Osbourne, actress Nicollette Sheridan and "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul. The magazine picked reality television star Nicole Richie as the best-dressed celebrity. Singer Jessica Simpson is right behind in second place, followed by actresses Jessica Alba, Mischa Barton and Sienna Miller. |
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Nebu
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<I feel dirty for having posted in a Britney Spears thread>
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Shockeye
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Kabbalah confuses BritBy BECI WOOD Sun Online PREGNANT pop star Britney Spears has admitted she can't understand her Kabbalah books. The beautiful singer, who was introduced to the mystical Jewish faith by pal Madonna, says she can’t fathom the holy texts but that doesn’t make her any less devoted. The dedicated star told Elle magazine: "I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them. "They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t." But while Britney, who is due to give birth in October, claims she can’t get enough of the religion, her husband Kevin Federline doesn’t share her dedication. She added: "Kevin isn’t into it as intensely as I am. "For some reason I’m thirsting for it. But he looks at the books every once in a while." |
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Strazos
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If she cannot even read the texts, what exactly is she dedicated to?
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Abel
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You know, it's cool being mystical and such.
And as a basic rule, the less you understand of it, the more mystical it gets ! Such teachings are perfect for the uneducated !
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Paelos
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You know, it's cool being mystical and such.
And as a basic rule, the less you understand of it, the more mystical it gets ! Such teachings are perfect for the uneducated !
Oddly enough, Christianity pretty much worked this way until the masses could read. |
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Furiously
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You know, it's cool being mystical and such.
And as a basic rule, the less you understand of it, the more mystical it gets ! Such teachings are perfect for the uneducated !
Oddly enough, Christianity pretty much worked this way until the masses could read. Besides having a bible in every hotelroom, how has it changed? |
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Paelos
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You know, it's cool being mystical and such.
And as a basic rule, the less you understand of it, the more mystical it gets ! Such teachings are perfect for the uneducated !
Oddly enough, Christianity pretty much worked this way until the masses could read. Besides having a bible in every hotelroom, how has it changed? Willful ignorance over societal ignorance. I actually think the former is much worse. |
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Furiously
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Can we get back to Britney?
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Shockeye
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Ask and it shall be given you. Brit`s baby in 'London'-'Vegas' limbo!Friday, 02 September , 2005, 17:29 London: Pop diva Britney Spears, who is due to give birth to her first child this month, has fallen out with husband Kevin Federline, because he wants to call their baby Vegas. While Britney wants to call the baby 'London Preston', because she started dating Federline in London last year, the latter is keen to call him after the town where he has had most fun. According to sources, Britney doesn't want the name 'Vegas' because she has too many bad memories of Federline's party days in Las Vegas. "She has too many bad memories of Kevin's party days in Las Vegas," the Sun quoted a friend as saying. |
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Merusk
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Shockeye, I'm ashamed you missed the cesarian story. Go! Hunt!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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Naming a child London is bad enough, but trying to name it VEGAS? That pretty much screams trailer from the top step of a double-wide and smelling of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Strazos
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It also screams Stripper.
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stray
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It also screams Stripper.
Nah, that would be Lexus. |
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Strazos
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Or Mercedes, Ferrari, or 'Vette, for that matter.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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"Dakota" always screamed 'Stripper' to me.
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Trippy
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"Dakota" always screamed 'Stripper' to me.
I swear to the FSM that the first time I heard the name Britney Spears mentioned in my old Quake clan's IRC channel I thought she was a porn star rather than a pop "singer". |
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Sky
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Naming a child London is bad enough, but trying to name it VEGAS? That pretty much screams trailer from the top step of a double-wide and smelling of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Ooo...Pabst would be a good name! His sister Genny and brother Natty! |
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Furiously
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"Dakota" always screamed 'Stripper' to me.
I swear to the FSM that the first time I heard the name Britney Spears mentioned in my old Quake clan's IRC channel I thought she was a porn star rather than a pop "singer". I think you are thinking of Randy Spears. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Britney's chicken binge leaves her 51lbs heavier!New York | September 10, 2005 3:22:33 PM IST Pop babe Britney Spears has reportedly put on a massive 51lbs during pregnancy, due to her predilection for fried chicken and milk shakes. "Britney, 23, has become addicted to fried chicken and calorific milkshakes in the last stages of her pregnancy," a source was quoted by Teen Today, as saying. "Brit's into fried chicken from Koo Koo Roo, a fast-food outlet in L.A. And she's been washing it all down with plenty of chilled Frappuccinos from Starbucks," he added. The average weight gain during gestation is 28 to 40 pounds. (ANI) |
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Mesozoic
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"Dakota" always screamed 'Stripper' to me.
I swear to the FSM that the first time I heard the name Britney Spears mentioned in my old Quake clan's IRC channel I thought she was a porn star rather than a pop "singer". Are you trying to suggest that you were wrong? |
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Trippy
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"Dakota" always screamed 'Stripper' to me.
I swear to the FSM that the first time I heard the name Britney Spears mentioned in my old Quake clan's IRC channel I thought she was a porn star rather than a pop "singer". Are you trying to suggest that you were wrong? Time will tell. |
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Llava
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Well hey, the baby will weigh, what, 46 pounds? So she's only really gained 5 pounds.
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Ironwood
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Ouch.
That Vagina, she is going to stretch.
She may even need a vagina transplant.
(Damn, I've lost that Scrubs screencap...)
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Trippy
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schild
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yegah. C-Section. LOOK HONEY, THERE GOES YOUR CAREER AND HUSBAND.
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Merusk
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"Pretson, bring mommy a milkshake and some Marlboros!"
After putting on 51 pounds everything she was going to do was going to have to be airbrushed due to stretch marks, anyway. Plus, during the plastic surgery she's gonig to have to repair the damage lactation will do to her breasts they can do a scar reduction on the c-section wound. She'll be back and we'll be sorry all over again.
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Nevermore
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Over and out.
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Merusk
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The picture at that link makes her look more like a toad than I'd ever realized. Ribbit.
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