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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 360848 times)
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HaemishM
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Too bad said roof is not on fucking fire, and sans water, as it were.
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Llava
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I am sure she LITERALLY hit the roof, at least according to her. The misuse of that word makes by exceptionally stabby.
Oh god, you have no idea. I was watching a news report about some guy who'd been through something that I'm sure was very scary, but mostly I was pissed off because he said the following sentence: "It literally scared the hell out of me." I saw that years ago. Like... probably 8 years ago. It still pisses me off.
WE DON'T KNOW IF HELL LITERALLY EXISTS, THEREFORE YOU CANNOT LITERALLY HAVE THE HELL SCARED OUT OF YOU, YOU MORON. WHAT, DID YOU COUGH UP A FLAMING ROCK AND REALIZE OMIFUK THAT IS A PIECE OF HELL THAT HAS BEEN INSIDE MY BODY THIS WHOLE TIME AND IT WAS JUST SCARED OUT OF ME THEY LITERALLY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME. NO, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Paelos
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Geez, I mean I write and I'm still not that much of a grammarian. People are stupid. The only thing that really upsets me is when someone uses words that don't exist. Irregardless, for example.
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stray
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Irregardless, I have, in fact, been to hell. If it was literally scared out of me, I would qualify as one who has the right to say just that.
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Paelos
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Irregardless, I have, in fact, been to hell. If it was literally scared out of me, I would qualify as one who has the right to say just that.
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schild
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Wasn't hell just High school for you, Stray?
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During a telephone interview for the accompanying article, Spears allegedly exclaimed: "We're not on the cover! Why am I even on the phone with you right now?" when informed of the bad news.
"Okay, well, I'll see you at the 'I've peaked and I'm kidding myself' party." |
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stray
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Wasn't hell just High school for you, Stray?
What's High School? Seriously though, I have been to Hell. Not all of my senses were in tact, mind you, but it was Hell nonetheless. |
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Signe
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I don't know what the hell anyone is talking about.
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Paelos
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I don't know what the hell anyone is talking about.
Again.
Stop taking those pills. |
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Pococurante
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Or if they're prescribed, start. ;)
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jinxer
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Wow. I've never been much into Britney Spears, but this thread has turned into a soap opera for me. Can we get back on topic please? And post more of Britney's follies??
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Miasma
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Wow. I've never been much into Britney Spears, but this thread has turned into a soap opera for me. Can we get back on topic please? And post more of Britney's follies??
I'm surprised this bit of class never appeared in the thread - pregnent sex is crazy good. Links in nicely with this fetus blog entry that was gone over before. They just got the parent wrong. |
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Riggswolfe
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Geez, I mean I write and I'm still not that much of a grammarian. People are stupid. The only thing that really upsets me is when someone uses words that don't exist. Irregardless, for example.
Actually it does exist. It is just not looked upon kindly by grammar nazis like little old lady English teachers. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Yegolev
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It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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NowhereMan
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See I thought the Britney bit in the Family Guy film was just them being nasty to a vapid whore, I now see it was instead an accurate reflection of where she will be in a few years. I can only pray she goes the way of Great White.
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Furiously
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You hope she lights all her fans on fire?
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I don't care for Britney Spears, but like a car accident, I cannot tear myself away from looking at it.
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NowhereMan
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You hope she lights all her fans on fire?
originally I was going to say I hope just she burns but then I thought anyone who likes Britney enough to go to her concerts after she's fallen from the mass hype deserves to burn. |
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Strazos
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What is she, like 6-7 months pregnant? That's fucking child abuse. No PUN intended. |
Fear the Backstab!
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NowhereMan
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I feel more sorry for her kid when they're in high school and someone pulls this story off the net from somewhere.
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Pococurante
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That's fucking child abuse. No PUN intended. I could go into the details. But won't. Something about increased blood flow. Pregnant sex is very very hot. Right up to delivery day. Actually the closer to delivery day the more I found myself greeted at the door each evening. /goofy grin |
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HaemishM
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Yep, TMI alert. Stop that.
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Paelos
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I wish only bad things for you now. Soley because of that preggers comment.
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Hanzii
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That's fucking child abuse. No PUN intended. I could go into the details. But won't. Something about increased blood flow. Pregnant sex is very very hot. Right up to delivery day. Actually the closer to delivery day the more I found myself greeted at the door each evening. /goofy grin Actually it's when they're over their due date and getting really tired of (still) being pregnant it happens. If there's one thing that might get labour started it's sex, so... And you guys are fuckin' prudes. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Prudes indeed.
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schild
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Not prudes. Strazos is just too young to comprehend such a thing.
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Cheddar
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What is she, like 6-7 months pregnant?
That's fucking child abuse. No PUN intended.
My ex-wife was a week late with my youngest, and we were told by my doctor to engage in carnal pleasure. It worked. |
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« Last Edit: August 03, 2005, 06:44:56 PM by Cheddar »
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Not prudes. Strazos is just too young to comprehend such a thing.
Or maybe the dent in his forehead has a story behind it. |
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schild
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Not prudes. Strazos is just too young to comprehend such a thing.
Or maybe the dent in his forehead has a story behind it.  |
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Yegolev
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Sex didn't work for us, however eggplant parmesan did. We didn't really think it would work, but we were going out with some friends to an Italian joint and my wife ordered it. My friends commanded her to not have the baby while he was staying with us, however that's exactly what happened the next day.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Strazos
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Not prudes. Strazos is just too young to comprehend such a thing.
Oh no, I can comprehend....It just makes me skeev, in the same way that I'd be extremely hesitant to engage while the girl is actively menstruating. And I haven't eaten yet today, so this has probably pushed my first meal back by about an hour. Ugh. |
Fear the Backstab!
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Pococurante
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... in the same way that I'd be extremely hesitant to engage while the girl is actively menstruating. You probably don't drink whiskey neat either...  |
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Paelos
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Just when you think things have gone horribly wrong, well, you get threads like this.  |
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