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Reply #1085 on: December 07, 2015, 05:20:27 PM

No Geno. But one of your local guys, Buster Skrine sez, "sup".

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #1086 on: December 07, 2015, 05:26:45 PM

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Reply #1087 on: December 07, 2015, 06:17:47 PM

This game is as shitty as I expected.
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Reply #1088 on: December 07, 2015, 07:28:57 PM

This game is terrible on an epic level.

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Reply #1089 on: December 07, 2015, 08:15:08 PM

Please let there be overtime.
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Reply #1090 on: December 07, 2015, 08:27:14 PM

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Reply #1091 on: December 07, 2015, 08:42:51 PM

Crazy last 2 minutes.

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Reply #1092 on: December 07, 2015, 08:50:26 PM

Ha.
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Reply #1093 on: December 08, 2015, 12:23:23 AM

Crazy last 2 minutes.

Cowboys have the game won, just have to run out the clock and kick a chip-shot field goal. (lol giants)

Me: They seem to be doing an awful bad job of running the clock down, just run it up the middle and stay out of the end zone.

Cowboys score

Me: 1:14 and 2 timeouts. ah ha ha watch the slurs come back and 2-pt to win

Slurs Score

Me: And they also left the cowboys 40 seconds and two timeouts to get another field goal, this is hilarious

Neither of those teams had any business winning that game
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Reply #1094 on: December 08, 2015, 06:10:24 AM

Well you guys were right, despite the Cowboys trying to hand the Redskins the game in every possible way, including failure to score a TD until it actually HURT them to score a TD, the Skins would not be denied their shittiness.

They should nuke the NFC East from orbit. But it wouldn't matter because the rest of the NFC is equally shitty. I mean the fucking Seahawks have crawled out of the muck, pried open the window again with a crowbar, and have a shot at a Wild Card with a 7-5 record. And there's nobody really close that can take it away. Who is going to, the Failcons? The fucking Bucs? That's laughable.

The NFC is going to be Carolina and Arizona getting byes (LULZ), followed by the Pack, Vikings, and Seahawks all playing in the WC games with whichever slow cousin wins the NFC East.

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Reply #1095 on: December 08, 2015, 09:13:27 AM

Oh that game was so awesomely, epic fail levels of terrible. How do two supposedly professional teams just not show the fuck up until 2 minutes left in the fourth fucking quarter? Oh right, because they are charter members of the rolling dumpster fire called the NFC East. And DeSean Jackson is a fucking showboating idiot. Of course, he's no more an idiot than Darren McFadden, who can't even not score correctly. Goddamn, why not just call victory formation at the 2-minute warning and sit on the ball? You had it at like the 10-yard line. Run the clock down as much as possible and kick the field goal. This is not fucking rocket science. Of course, the fact that their defense couldn't stop this team from scoring with 1:14 left is just ROFL. I mean, I literally laughed at every fuckup both these teams made. Nobody on the field except Dan Bailey wanted to win this thing. It was like the refs had to give the victory to someone merely by letting the clock run out and spare us all the shittiness. That any one of these NFC East teams or any of the teams in the AFC South should be given a home-field playoff game is just a goddamn crime.

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Reply #1096 on: December 08, 2015, 11:09:26 AM

McFadden actually RAN OUT OF BOUNDS.

In a play where you needed nothing but to burn time outs and potentially get a first down to kill the clock, HE FUCKING RAN OUT OF BOUNDS. I thought Gruden and Tirico were going to have collective strokes. Then on top of that he actually scored the Touchdown and the Cowboys were excited about it.

The whole time I'm screaming at the TV just kneel on the ball and burn the timeouts you idiots. But once they didn't, we all knew what would happen. The Skins would score and take it to OT. But oh wait, they even scored too fast and then stupidly kicked a returnable kick to a guy who got 45 yards on the return.

The game was worse than watching the UGA-Mizzou game where it was 9-6 at the end, right up to the point where both coaches decided to punch each other in the nuts. For heaven's sake even the stupid Tablets they pimp non-stop failed, and they had IT on the field trying to unfuck the situation like a bad Sprint commercial.

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Reply #1097 on: December 08, 2015, 12:28:58 PM

The game was worse than watching the UGA-Mizzou game where it was 9-6 at the end, right up to the point where both coaches decided to punch each other in the nuts. For heaven's sake even the stupid Tablets they pimp non-stop failed, and they had IT on the field trying to unfuck the situation like a bad Sprint commercial.

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Reply #1098 on: December 08, 2015, 06:41:27 PM

Both of those McFadden plays were a result of really bad coaching or a really stupid player or both. Gruden and Tirico said as much - you coach that shit up first day of training camp. The Desean Jackson punt return was the same - I see so many punt returners reversing field when they could guarantee a good 5-10 more yards than they started with and then they end up losing like 10-15 yards more. Punt return, just run forward until you're tackled. If you are at any time going paralell to the goal line, you are doing it wrong. Of course, I see a lot of other bad decisions by punt returners, like trying to catch the ball inside the 10, so coaching special teams really is a lost art.

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Reply #1099 on: December 09, 2015, 05:46:52 AM

At some point I think special teams players just go rogue. It has nothing to do with coaching.

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Reply #1100 on: December 09, 2015, 06:17:51 AM

At some point I think special teams players just go rogue. It has nothing to do with coaching.

It goes back to coaching at early levels. Shit like "if you are on the receiving team never try to pick up a punt once the ball bounces" is just not talked about anymore apparently. That and "don't run out of the end zone, take the touchback".

Coaches would apparently rather risk a muffed punt or getting pinned inside the ten on what should have been the twenty in hopes of the "big play".

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Reply #1101 on: December 11, 2015, 10:11:05 AM

Hrrm Minnesota, continuing the fine tradition of WTF plays on the last play of a Thursday night game.

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Reply #1102 on: December 11, 2015, 10:22:06 AM

Yeah that was absolutely clownshoes coaching. Completely Zimmer's fault. If there was 10 more seconds on the clock you could try another play, but 13 seconds is not enough time even if your QB doesn't fumble the ball when he is sacked. Kick the FG and go to OT.

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Reply #1103 on: December 11, 2015, 10:31:53 AM

You can run another play but it's this : If the quick pass to the sidelines is there, throw it, if not TOSS IT FUCKING OUT OF BOUNDS under 3 seconds. And if your QB is not named Brady, Rodgers, Brees or a select few others then you don't even try.

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Reply #1104 on: December 11, 2015, 11:00:02 AM

Yep. You can't put Bridgewater in that situation. He doesn't have the experience yet.

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Reply #1105 on: December 11, 2015, 12:12:14 PM

Yep. You can't put Bridgewater in that situation. He doesn't have the experience yet.

He does now.  why so serious?

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Reply #1106 on: December 11, 2015, 12:53:25 PM

So apparently the Cardinals and Vikings are decent teams now. So much so that I watched what 2 years ago would have been a LOLTHURSDAYFAIL game. I think Bridgewater is a decent QB, thoug he has the arm strength of a plague victim in the final stages. David Johnson is going to be a hoss running back. He reminds me of Shady McCoy and I can only hope he's a bit more durable than McCoy. Bruce Arians' offense makes me smile - he actually throws the ball downfield and I don't just mean 3 long bombs a game at +40 yards while not throwing the ball past the 5-yard mark the rest of the game. I wish Green Bay ran this type of passing game. Of course, not many teams have wideouts as fast and good as these guys. I mean, Larry Fitzgerald is your damn possession slot receiver and blocking wideout. With this defense, this is a contending team so long as Palmer stays healthy. Clock management by the Vikings was pretty bad though and yeah, I'm not quite sure why they were trying to throw long on that last play. There wasn't really a lot of upside there and a whole lot of downside.

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Reply #1107 on: December 11, 2015, 06:50:35 PM

The Cards are fun to watch (even though I am obligated to root against them). If Palmer doesn't get his traditional holiday injury they are serious trouble.

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Reply #1108 on: December 11, 2015, 08:14:07 PM

I'm more wary of facing the 11-2 Cardinals than I am the undefeated Panthers. They have better coaching and a better passing QB.

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Reply #1109 on: December 13, 2015, 10:37:19 AM

Andy Dalton out, Thomas Rawls out. It's going to be yet another one of those weeks.

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Reply #1110 on: December 13, 2015, 10:41:34 AM

Holy shit, the Bengals season could rest in AJ McCarron's hands.  why so serious?

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Reply #1111 on: December 13, 2015, 12:43:02 PM

Holy shit, the Bengals season could rest in AJ McCarron's hands.  why so serious?

Roll Tide  why so serious?

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Reply #1112 on: December 13, 2015, 12:54:45 PM

Speaking of rolling, holy shit, Atlanta. As in rolling over and exposing your soft underbelly.

Ya'll didn't want to go to the playoffs anyway, amirite?

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Reply #1113 on: December 13, 2015, 01:10:36 PM

Anyone got a spare kicker? I think the Bears are in the market.

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Reply #1114 on: December 13, 2015, 01:20:53 PM

Wait, what just happened in Jacksonville?

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Reply #1115 on: December 13, 2015, 01:29:32 PM

Hahahahaha Falcons. Good show. I love watching them fail as they build this monstrosity stadium.

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Reply #1116 on: December 13, 2015, 04:26:51 PM

Welp. That was an absolutely disgusting second half to the Raiders/Broncos game. Defense can't bail you out all the time, Offense. And DT, CATCH THE FUCKING BALL.

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Reply #1117 on: December 13, 2015, 05:04:42 PM

This has been one of the worst days of football in terms quality of play that I have ever seen, I think.
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Reply #1118 on: December 13, 2015, 05:13:45 PM

This has been one of the worst days of football in terms quality of play that I have ever seen, I think.

Maybe Houston can pull off a miracle tonight and salvage it with a Patriots loss.

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Reply #1119 on: December 13, 2015, 05:38:55 PM

This has been one of the worst days of football in terms quality of play that I have ever seen, I think.

Maybe Houston can pull off a miracle tonight and salvage it with a Patriots loss.

I'll take any kind of close game that is entertaining to watch, honestly.
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